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The Nimrods		#1 Posted : 31 August 2009 11:55:50(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		My friend showed me these a second a go, I don't remember the website they were on though :(. <The_Sicness> Sex is like a card game, if you don't have a good partner, then you better have a good hand. <MrPanda> O_o <MrPanda> and it's better to play with a group <MrPanda> than to play by yourself :D wizardofaaahs> I smoke during sex <martha> wiz, slow down and use a lubricant do any of you guys have funny quotes.
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! cries now now, hugs and steals wallet xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....


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old.gregg		#2 Posted : 31 August 2009 11:57:04(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,308 Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 14 time(s) in 6 post(s)		"Argh! Camomile!"
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The Nimrods		#3 Posted : 31 August 2009 11:58:08(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		old.gregg wrote: "Argh! Camomile!" what is that even from
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! cries now now, hugs and steals wallet xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....


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old.gregg		#4 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:00:48(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,308 Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 14 time(s) in 6 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: old.gregg wrote: "Argh! Camomile!" what is that even from Scangrade.
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xNightsidex		#5 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:05:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,519 Location: London Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 20 time(s) in 20 post(s)		"WHAT IS THIS? SOME IIIINFIDEL DID NOT USE A NO. 2 PENCIL." + "Did you see the pool?! They flipped the bitch!!"
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old.gregg		#6 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:07:11(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,308 Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 14 time(s) in 6 post(s)		xNightsidex wrote: "WHAT IS THIS? SOME IIIINFIDEL DID NOT USE A NO. 2 PENCIL." + "Did you see the pool?! They flipped the bitch!!" The answer is C... fbeepwaddddd!
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xNightsidex		#7 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:12:18(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,519 Location: London Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 20 time(s) in 20 post(s)		"Aaaarghhhhh! Dust!!"
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old.gregg		#8 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:15:43(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,308 Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 14 time(s) in 6 post(s)		"Fowwa suppa, I er uh, wanna pardy pladderr"
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xNightsidex		#9 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:16:51(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,519 Location: London Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 20 time(s) in 20 post(s)		"...TO HARPOON THE SLIPPERY OTTER. TO VERB THE ADJECTIVE NOUN..."
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old.gregg		#10 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:20:20(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,308 Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 14 time(s) in 6 post(s)		"I'll get the beards!" "That makes no sense." "Yeah, but if you think about it, it'd still be an awesome party!"
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xNightsidex		#11 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:28:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,519 Location: London Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 20 time(s) in 20 post(s)		"Well that sounds like the pizzicato tip-toeing... of a pesky skunk..."
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old.gregg		#12 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:28:36(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,308 Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 14 time(s) in 6 post(s)		"How are you underage drinking? Besides illegal!"
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old.gregg		#13 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:29:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,308 Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 14 time(s) in 6 post(s)		xNightsidex wrote: "Well that sounds like the pizzicato tip-toeing... of a pesky skunk..." "Try and catch me, biyttch!"
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xNightsidex		#14 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:31:23(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,519 Location: London Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 20 time(s) in 20 post(s)		"You've got crabs, ass-face!"
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forkboy		#15 Posted : 31 August 2009 12:48:25(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 05/03/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,255 Location: Glasgow Thanks: 34 times Was thanked: 107 time(s) in 82 post(s)		Cracking stuff.



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Gildermershina		#16 Posted : 31 August 2009 21:12:45(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 13/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,094 Location: Probably not here Was thanked: 113 time(s) in 76 post(s)		"This thread is a bunch of useless wank."

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old.gregg		#17 Posted : 31 August 2009 21:47:30(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,308 Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 14 time(s) in 6 post(s)		Gildermershina wrote: "This thread is a bunch of useless wank." It amused Lewis and I
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Thorgrim		#18 Posted : 01 September 2009 03:13:49(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 28/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 677 Location: Down Town		old.gregg wrote: "Fowwa suppa, I er uh, wanna pardy pladderr" That made me laugh out loud. Fo' real.


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sharinganerror		#19 Posted : 01 September 2009 03:16:29(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 24/03/2009(UTC) Posts: 412 Location: Arizona, U.S. Was thanked: 1 time(s) in 1 post(s)		"What? It's cold outside!"
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