She kissed me and it felt like a hit

Verse 1

I started using tinder
just saw pix of her leg
but I realized she had a surprise
she was my tinder egg
we went to mcdonalds
then we went to burger king
we sang karaoke
and at night I can still hear her sing

Chorus

Life would turn and twist me
I felt like utter shit
until she kissed me
and it felt like a hit

Verse 2

I met her again the day after
we bought burnt almonds
we laughed at the sushi restaurant
we didn't need salmon
we went and got some Arby's
then we went to KFC
I finally realized that there's a
girl who likes fast food as much as me

Chorus

She asked and quizzed me
and i starred at her tits
after all she kissed me
and it felt like a hit

Chorus

She said she had missed me
then I knew that was it
cause after that she kissed me
and it felt like a hit
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I'm finally old

Verse 1

I remember being seven
I thought it'd never end
I'd watch seventh heaven
and reruns of friends
I remembering being fifteen
I tried being myself
but then I started shapeshifting
into someone else

Chorus

I'm finally old
My warm young blood is running cold
My babycorn is covered in mould
I'm stuck in my darkest fears
I'm still young at heart
but I often shrug and fart
I guess this is the start
of my olden golden years

Verse 2

I remember being twenty
I played in bunch of bands
I felt like I had plenty
of time on my hands
I am pushing thirty
I am getting scared
I will look at myself dirty
if I try to get a beard

Bridge

I'm finally older
there grows hair all over my shouldeer