“Whaaaaaaat up errrbody! Benjamin here! ... No not Franklin, he’s gone already, geez, get over it, it’s been like 224 years! Move on people, that ship has sailed my friends! ... It’s that time again, when I have a new song that I’d quite like to share and I’m far too lazy to actually release it. So instead I figured I’d make another video for you people and you can all basque in the beauty that is my voice and words. I know I made it sound like I was some sort of god just then and I apologize, I’m so much more than that, right?? ... What? No? ... Not even Zeus? ... How about then Buddha? But like without the giant belly? ... Still no? Tough crowd, how about Ganesh? I could be a badass elephant god? ... Still no? ... Sad times!

Anyhow, I have a new song, did I say that yet? ... What?, Well I do! Okay! God! ... It’s called “If You Want PJ’s And Movie Marathons (I’m Your Guy)”, it’s a beautiful ballad about two people from the opposite side of the tracks falling in love and battling against those that are so against it. Kinda like bloods and crips I guess. See, I know these things, I have street smarts! ... Okay, maybe I don’t have street smarts as such, But I got google maps, that’s kinda like the same sort of things, right? ... Yeah, I knew it! You gotta get up pretty early to catch old Benjamin out!

Waaaaaaaaiit, don’t click the red cross at the top of your screen. You haven’t heard the song yet.
Here it is, be amazing and humbled at my awesomeness!
Byyyyyyeeeeeeeeeez! Love you!”

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“If You Want PJ’s And Movie Marathons (I’m Your Guy)”

“Some girls like parties and big ass rock shows
Some girls like dance clubs and twerkin’ like street whores
Some girls take vodka shots to make em’ feel alive
I prefer watching Catfish and giggling at their messed up lies
Some girls like dancing with strangers and taking them back home
I prefer nights in front of the TV
Pizza and Game of Thrones
And so I might not be what most girls like
But that’s alright, because I can’t stand the fight
I’ll find someone who’ll sit up with me all night
Giggling at stupid jokes on South Park
Being afraid to go to the kitchen alone in the dark

So this is everything that I want in life
I don’t want one night stands, I just want a cool ass wife
One who likes the same random sh*t as I do
I’ll find her one day
Maybe I’ve already met her
Maybe it’s you

So if you want pj’s and movie marathons (I’m your guy!)
Somebody obsessed with boxsets and MTV reality (I just can’t deny!)
There’s nothing that I want more than those lazy nights spent at home with you (I won’t lie!)
Then all my dreams will come true (When I look into your eye!)
Gimme the notebook, dear john and the fault in our stars (I’m gonna cry!)
And I’ll laugh about how dumb they are (When I hurt a little inside!)
But see the pain can’t last when watching those romances die because I can only smile when you’re by my side
And so without being cheesy whatsoever
I will quote those awful movies to you forever
So maybe this will all make sense somedays
And perhaps okay
Will be our always
... (did you see what I did there)

So you see, there’s this thing about me
I have these quirks and things that I like and love
And I think I need to share these things with somebody who agrees
I’ve done the lonely nights and now it’s time for my happy
And I’m ready for nights of endless laughter
And naive promises of forever after
And so if you’re out there
Find me
Not because I need you
But because if you share this dream
I think I can make it true

So if you want pj’s and movie marathons (I’m your guy!)
Somebody obsessed with boxsets and MTV reality (I just can’t deny!)
There’s nothing that I want more than those lazy nights spent at home with you (I won’t lie!)
Then all my dreams will come true (When I look into your eye!)
Gimme the notebook, dear john and the fault in our stars (I’m gonna cry!)
And I’ll laugh about how dumb they are (When I hurt a little inside!)
But see the pain can’t last when watching those romances die because I can only smile when you’re by my side
And so without being cheesy whatsoever
I will quote those awful movies to you forever
So maybe this will all make sense somedays
And perhaps okay
Will be our always
... (did you see what I did there)”