Roald Dahl and the teddy bear picnic orgy One day the giant peach set down on a beach ,
and roald stepped out. He dropped his pants,and readied his ass for an enema of bleach.
Rikki tikki taavy
Roald is smooth and savvy.
Rigid and veiny is his dick,
And that is where the teddy bears have their picnic!
He was a freak,of that there can be no doubt.
Giant peaches and chocolate factories a plenty.
He'd give a a dog a rimmer,if you had the money.
Rikki tikki taavy
Roald is smooth and savvy.
Rigid and veiny is his dick,
And that is where the teddy bears have their picnic!
So from the beach and into the glen.
Ol roald was looking for something to stick it in.
He looked high and low,here and there.
Finally he saw some teddy bears.
Rikki tikki taavy
Roald is smooth and savvy.
Rigid and veiny is his dick,
And that is where the teddy bears have their picnic!
He never fancied himself a furry,but his raging erection
Said "I'll explode if you don't hurry!" He grabbed the closest one by the ear
and his tub of Vaseline,clear.
Rikki tikki taavy
Roald is smooth and savvy.
Rigid and veiny is his dick,
And that is where the teddy bears have their picnic!
The bears had been picnicking this bright summery day.
Father teddy was grumpy, mother was in a womanly way
And definitely not up for some rumpy pumpy.
Rikki tikki taavy
Roald is smooth and savvy.
Rigid and veiny is his dick,
And that is where the teddy bears have their picnic!
Horny roald came crashing through.
The bushes parted,father farted
And they saw what Dahl aimed to do.
Rikki tikki taavy
Roald is smooth and savvy.
Rigid and veiny is his dick,
And that is where the teddy bears have their picnic!
What happened next isnt much of a surprise.
Bears fucked roald,roald fucked bears.
By the end,he was covered in hairs,and had stuffing in his eyes.
Rikki tikki taavy
Roald is smooth and savvy.
Rigid and veiny is his dick,
And that is where the teddy bears have their picnic!
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erich sez:remember when everyone and their brother wasnt releasing psychobilly songs? when we were the only pig in that sty? ok....maybe its still like that. but a man can pretend cant he? anyways,we needed a song to put us back on the map,if only it that little corner where they stick alaska and hawaii. fuck those states. aint never did nothing for no body. i always say if you cant be well hung,at least be well read. roald dahl was an alright cat who wrote some bang up books. this is am acid fueled tribute/insult to the man. i think that is the highest compliment you can pay someone after all. your best friend is always the meanest to you. its a song about a man fucking teddy bears.what else do you want me to say?
Karoliena sez:we've always liked to put some musicanship into our take on psychobilly. a lot of times people throw an upright into a punk rock band and think its now a psychobilly band. that is lazy and we are better than that. still lazy,but better than that. for our "hey,we arent dead yet" single,we wanted some music that will peel your face off at 30 meters. i think we accomplished just that.
twenty flight rock-eddie cochran cover (Oh well, I've got a girl with a record machine
When it comes to rockin' she's the queen
We love to dance on a Saturday night
All alone, I can hold her tight
But she lives in a twentiest floor up town
The elevator's broken down
So I walked one, two flight, three flight, four
Five, six, seven flight, eight flight more
Up on the twelfth I started to drag
Fifteenth floor I'm ready to sag
Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock
When she calles me up on the telephone
Said c'mon over honey, I'm all alone
I said baby, you're mighty sweet
But I'm in the bed with a achin' feet
This went on for a couple of days
But I couldn't stay away
So I walked one, two flight, three flight, four
Five, six, seven flight, eight flight more
Up on the twelfth I'm ready to drag
Fifteenth floor I started to sag
Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock
Well, they sent to Chicago for repairs
'Till it's a-fixed I'm using the stairs
Hope they hurry up before it's too late
Want my baby too much to wait
All this climbin' is gettin' me down
They'll find my corpse draped over a rail
But I climbed one, two flight, three flight, four
Five, six, seven flight, eight flight more
Up on the twelfth I'm ready to drag
Fifteenth floor I started to sag
Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock
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erich sez:i love eddie. i stole everything from him. i admit it. "something else" is my favorite tune of his,but this is a close second.
karoliena_sez:we kept pretty close to the original when recording this. real basic,real cool. dont fuck with a classic.
critics say:2/5 stars
atomic war bride comes back after we finally thought they were gone. they are like a monster in a cheesy 80's horror movie. they. just.wont.go.away.
stupid as shit songs,with phenomenal musicianship. this joke got old after "clockwork elvis". yet,they still keep beating that dead horse. which by this time has become mush. bands that have run their course aside.... this is just terrible and frankly,slightly disturbing. is it supposed to be? are the drugs really that good? who knows. thankfully,its just a single and the b side is nearly fool proof. atomic war bride soldiers on with a genre that should have died in the 80's. someone give them the memo : the 50's are over. brian setzer made them cool again...and erich,you're no brian setzer.
