http://www.therockstarga...ingle.asp?SingleID=63460The third single from "Inside Deep throat and Tricky Dick"
It's not our best single, but it promotes Baking!
Baking Brad(Lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse 1¨
One day I said:
I wanna bake a bread
I wanna put the oven on full heat
put on a cooking show
and play with the dough
baking can be fucking neat
Chorus
Cuz I am Baking Brad
I am Baking Brad
I am a baker
I am a Quaker
and yes I am a dad
Verse 2
I walked the kids to school
I am no fool
I went back to make tons
of tiny brownies
my face wasn't frowny
when I got to make cinnabuns
Bridge
The real bakers
think that I'm a dick
I was dumb to begin it
and every minute
I bake I'm just in it
to get with the chicks
Farewell to arms(Lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse 1
Lost two big parts of me
yesterday at the mall
the Texas Chainsaw massacre
came running down the hall
The blood ran fast
but I ran faster
I had to get to the hospital
way from that disaster
Chorus
Farewell to arms
I'm sure gonna miss you
Farewell to arms
this is sort of a big issue
Farewell to arms
this is sort of lame
Farewell to arms
I can't play my video game
Verse 2
Went to sing in the studio
used a few overdubs
everyone could see
my two little stubs
I wanna play music
and look like Sid Vicious
but I look much punker now
and I don't have to do the dishes
Farewell to arms
they judge the book by its cover
Farewell to arms
I lost my current lover
Farewell to arms
I'm a hen with rotten eggs
This is my farewell to arms
but at least I have legs
but at least I have legs
