After some time away, the Read hards are back with an all acoustic album, using all kinds of acoustic instruments and rocking the best way. In spite of Diarrhea being misspelled on the album cover and the first single "Irish love song" kind of failed, the album managed to make nr 1 in Australia. Enjoy it!

Poo Peter: I tried playing a stand up bass and an acoustic one and I even tried to play some other instruments. I never put that much effort into music before. Not sure if it was worth it!

Gory I. Lids:

Robin Banks: Bashed those drums as soft and as hard as I could. It was a fun album to make, I'll be delighted to go back to electric on next album.

The Bitch: I feel like this way a very ambitious effort from us. We have evolved so much since our "the Bitch" debut album and even since our comeback album "Read hards are back and you are shoulder". I got the idea from the title when Peter took a crap and came back and forgot to flush and Robin went in and saw the piece he had layed and said "that's such a cute diarrhea!"

Idoo Banks: It was a fun album for me to make. The others needed lots of help on this one and it was fun just pwning them like they say on Counter strike. Robin sucks at drums.

http://www.therockstarga..._album.asp?AlbumID=25588

Album cover




The lyrics:

A cute diarrhea(lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

Yesterday I ate burritos
with salsa extra hot
ate Miso soup and Cheetos
they hit me with their best shot
today I'm feeling rock n roll
holding on to the seat
as I sit on the bowl
but what comes out looks mighty sweet

Chorus

It's my cute diarrhea(Cute diarrhea)
it's such a treat
I never thought diarrhea
could be so gosh dawn sweet
I need to see ya
You get the idea
it's a cute cute diarrhea

Verse 2

Yesterday I had some candy
in colors oh so strange
I wonder if you understand me
I'm not within your range
I'm sitting on the can again
it drips blue down from my shoot
and just like Alyson Hannigan
blue poop is oh so cute

Bridge

I never thought it'd make me this happy
to have shit that's blue
cuz even if the morning's crappy
it'll lighten up when I see you

Irish love song(lyrics by the Bitch and Robin Banks)

Verse 1

I was only seventeen
when my fathers told me tales of many
he took me to the pleasure house
and offered me a penny
I met a lovely lady
I thought "this is over"
she had a red band in her hair
and in her dress a four leaf clover

Chorus

She said "fucky fucky sucky sucky
come little boy you're about to get lucky"
She said "touchy touchy licky licky
Irish love songs will make this all sticky"

Verse 2

My high school teacher
said I was being over-dramatic
but I think this little event
was a bit traumatic
I ran out of the building
my dad said "what's up son"
he was totally unaware
of the damage he had done

Bridge

Now I think back and it might not have been so bad
and I am aware of the good times I could've had
I found a lucky penny and this time I will pay
I will go to the pleasure house on St Paddy's day

I want to be a door(lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

I want close to you
You'd touch me all the time
I'll be there all day
and no one would mind
I'd like to be so much more
than a silly metaphor

Chorus

I wanna be a door

Verse 2

I would respect your privacy
protection would be my job
If you can I'll always be open
and please excuse my knob
I'll try to keep sure
what exactly we're in for

Deep as the ocean(Lyrics by The Bitch and Idoo Banks)

Verse 1

My soul is sore and tainted
but always makes me create
all the pictures I've painted
scultures I have made
I create some fancy art
I am a decent composer
but each day
you're so far away
why can you never come closer?

Chorus

I'm a tortured soul
the depressed and manic pole
within my bipolar emotion
Writing all the time
so you know that I'm
deep as the ocean

Verse 2

The art that I've created
could almost compare to god
they say art is overrated
but their logic is flawed
I'm a multi instrumentalist
Robin will you go at three?
one and two
where for e and you
baby, that's poetry

Chorus

Everything I make
every little piece that I create
stems from utter devotion
when I'm as mad as me
I know I'll always be
deep as the ocean

Childhood memories(lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

I remember the lovely childhood
wasn't it so fine
I remember bullets and hand grenades
I almost blew up when I was nine
Sometimes I am filled with nostalgia
when I talk to my mom
about how she and my father
blew someone up with their homemade bomb
That's how we got rid of our enemies

Chorus

Those are my lovely childhood memories

Verse 2

I used to go to the preacher
say a prayer almost every night
he made me count all those biblical verses
until I got them right
He used to pull down my trousers
touch and grope and poke
he used to punch me with a hammer
whenever I misspoke
that's I heard my first obscenities

Bridge

We always long for
better times
but we relive them always
in our minds
oh yeah

Edited by user 06 February 2015 07:07:23(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

OOC: A terrible imagination

The Bitch: We went up to nr 2 in Europe! And the album made top 5 in each continent! Now we don't suffer from incontinence anymore!

Gory: I'm really happy with my song "tragic story" instead of writing something from my own life, I made the song up out of two short stories that were super tragic and sad. People will be so thrilled when they hear that song