Ooc: with a name like that, how can I resist? Though I'll only be able to make this post before leaving work.


Erica decided to have fun with the whole reptilian rumor thing. So when this flyer came to her attention,she had to go. She circles the area for a bit,trying to find a place to park. She shrugged and pulled her car into someone's garage. She taped a fifty to her cars bumper with a note that read:" for your troubles"

erica finally walks into the building.she had gotten lost since the parking of the car,it was a long standing hess clan tradition...well,at least among erich and erica to attempt to drive with all manner of hallucinogens in their system. she walks in and is assaulted by the lights and sounds. she shrieks and jumps into the dj booth. she dons a pith helmet and starts looking around,moving her head in jerky motions.

erica hears a familiar-ish voice and crawls over the dj booth,causing the music to skip. she tumbles over and onto the floor. "layla's....friend! how are you? im doing just peachy. i have a new pair of socks on and they are just hugging each one of my toes. it feels great. here,you feel them" erica giggles,leaning over and removing her socks. she proudly holds them out,but nichole has already left. a random party goer now has a green plastic cup filled with watered down liquor and erica's socks.

Erica makes a grumpy Kermit face and watches her favorite socks bounce away from her. "Parting is such sweet sorrow!" she dramatically yells, clutching her heart and slowing sinking to her knees. As she is down there,a hip bumps her head and she flails wildly. " oh! Its you,Nina! How are you......hisssssss " she asks,suddenly very aware of who's butt bumped her. Mariko never said anything about how things were between she and her ex.so Erica wasn't taking chances.

Erica dramatically stumbles as she is helped up." my head is hard?! Your butt is like rock." she laughs and rubs her head,carefully matching the rhythm Nina is using to rub her hip. These things were important when reality was melting around you. She frowns and lets out a sigh when Nina jumps back. " oh! You aren't a reptile person? I was totally trying to blend in." it was relieving to know stories probably weren't true. She imagined reptiles return hisses. " that story was such bunk! Me killing someone?! Preposterous!" she mentally checks off :using preposterous in a sentence "on her to do list.

Ooc:that Sig picture.

Erica giggles and nods. " you been hitting those black beans and rice hard,huh?" Erica had lived with erich in Miami,so she felt pretty sure about what caused Cuban booties to grow. She used a little for her own back yard. She knew what Nina was taking about. She could feel them on the same wavelength. Flyers like this weren't a common occurrence. " do you think that happy looking snake made the flyer itself? Did he slither all the way to the local kinkos? I have sooo many questions! But it is so spiffy to see you. We never get to hang out." Erica gushes in her way. She only had two feelings for people: she either loved you or despised you. " but if you aren't one and I'm not one...." she trails off and let's her eyes scan the place. She casually leans in close and whispers in Nina's ear. " I think they mean to eat us..." she nod slowly and sips her drink. Erica laughs and shakes her head " a wonderful theory.but unless I pull a Sid vicious, I'm as harmless as they come. How about you,I can see you taking someone out and making coke take th fall."

Erica laughs and pats her own butt. " you don't think I got all this from tofu,did you? I used to live in Miami. There,My journey info bootyhood began." she pretends to wipe a tear. Nobody would ever convince Erica she did not have a butt of Jennifer Lopez proportions. She shudders and places a party goer between herself and the snake. " eeew, I hope not! I think we both know why I'm petrified of wriggling,cylindrical appendages or animals." Erica looks around as if it were a big secret and whispers." you know...those kinds of cartoons." she side eyes the snake and makes a gesture to say She has her eyes on him. She doubles over in laughter. " holy shit. Destinee and adle..that tour was pretty crazy. That one girl just couldn't stand me,Adele . but, yeah. I have been just super. Things honestly couldn't be any better. This is a perfect time for it all to go wrong and I get eaten by a snake. Aside from impending death by snake, how have you been? Well aside from sprouting butt cheeks?" Erica squeaks and starts trying to dAnce with the music. The poor thing has no idea how to dance in her comdition. Erica nods with the anti vegan slant of her fellow non reptile. " that could make You more susceptible to snake victimhood I don't think they are into granola fed hippies. Speaking of which...why is there no chex party mix? Not THAT is reason to murder." she crosses her arms and pouts.

Erica puts her hand to her chin and thoughtfully says ," grandpa rum....grandpa rum... Older gent in a guayabera? Plays dominoes with other older guys?" she giggles loudly, pretty much describing any elderly Cuban male, before realising Nina said grandma.the words were out, it was too late to recall them. Erica gives Nina a "really?!" look and sighs before taking ninas cheeks in her hands." Nina... This is a struggle you'll never know. Rejoice in the fact you Will never end up at some seemingly normal guys house, things start getting hot and heavy...and then he reaches into a bucket a throws an octopus on you!" Erica says this loudly and with the conviction of someone who has had it happen more than once. Erica scoots in close a and readies to dish. She loved gossip, especially if she was involved. " well. Let me tell you. That Adele was like totally snobby to me. Like I was beneath her or something? I think she actually mentioned being prettier than me. I mean, what the fuck? This is real life, not high school. Come back and talk when your kitty isn't still factory wrapped,am I right? " Erica rambles off before taking a long drink to wet her mouth. " it was pretty much like that the entire tour, until we finally just avoided each other. Haven't spoken to the tart since. Destinee was sweet though." if given the opportunity, Erica could easily be a character from mean girls. She grins widely when Nina says how she is doing. " sounds excellent. Personal time to get to know yourself. That sounds totally Dr Phil, but you seem so happy now. Ooh, I just wanna put you in my pocket." she shrieks. If her excitable nature wasn't genuine, it would probably wear on ones nerves quickly. " none. Not even bootleg Sam's choice mix. Great value,thrifty maid,or archer farms mix" Erica says sadly. It was like Santa wasn't coming this year. " but can we say something? Snakes don't have hands...so would it be rude to bring it up?"

Erica sighs longingly. " ah Cuban love.it's so.....passionate." she giggles, wanting to ask why Nina never tried killing mariko, but her sister was one of the few people's affairs Erica wouldn't meddle in. They both seemed fine with things, so why stir it up? Erica joins Nina in sniffling, finally using her shoulder to prop herself up." tentacles: the Erica Hess story. With Lucy lu as Brenda song as Erica Hess....promise me,Nina. Promise me you'll be on the soundtrack!" she snickers . she nods in agreement with Nina. " right? People assume since I'm not flexing my star power,I'm a street urchin or something.be glad you didn't have to be around her." Erica ponders if she actually made up with Adele, but is pretty sure she hadn't. Erica makes a face when it's mentioned that Adele was pretty. " not my type. I don't know what you're into! " Erica laughs before smiling, " well she isn't that bad. So if roast means fuck ....I have the feeling she eats like...bean sprouts or some shit all the time.It wouldn't have worked out." she says with a smirk. Hearing the potential for a rumble, Erica puts her hair up in a bun and tightens her belt. " lets do it! Mob justice is the best justice when when chex mix is involved " she starts bouncing in her bare feet.