Scratch comes into the diary room and sits down on the chair, looking happy if a little suspicious. "Wagwan, son?" he smiles.

"What's happening, son? Listen, what it was, right....my glaucoma...man, it's playing up something terrible, what?" he says, rubbing his eye unconvincingly and smiling mischievously at the camera.

"Well...like, I was thinking, do you got anything like....a little bit "medicinal" back there. If you get my drift? Purely to help my eye, like, innit?" he says with a little chuckle.

Scratch makes a loud tutting noise and throws his hands up in the air. "Man if my eye like falls out my mum is gonna be well fucked off," he jokes, imitating an angry school kid trying to get his own way, before he gets up and leaves the room. "Peace, son," he yells as he goes outside.

Jayne comes into the room.lightly singing. She plops down in the chair sideways.letting her head and legs droop over the chair arms. " um....great and powerful oz, hear my prayer!" she calls into the air.

" listen" Jayne starts . " we need food in there. People are already sizing up who to eat. I'm a taken woman! I can't have these people eating me. Oh and I think liquor is needed too. If anything to take our mind off hunger."

" but but..." Jayne starts to stammer." fine. But when we kill Barbie and eat her, don't come crying to me." Jayne giggles,ever the indomitable spirit that she is. "Bye.....oh,and don't Think I can't smell that sub you are eating." she laughs and walks out of the room.

"Hello Chris. Tell Big Brother....what would you like to do?"

" what is it with you people and food?! Kids in Calcutta would kill for noodles and rum." the voice suddenly booms from the speakers. The lights dim and flames shoot from the floor. " fine....you'll find a pot roast in the oven.there is enough for eleven people, but.....no salt! We care about your health,so we are cutting the salt out, but adding cigarettes. Unless you can get everyone to smoke a cigarette, you won't have salt." the voice is gone with a loud click. A second later, it booms again." we have added a monopoly set. That will fill your game need, and cause strife in the house. Now go! Go and put hotels on boardwalk! Decimate your foes!" maniacal laughter is heard and it clicks off.

Hello, Tatiana. How are you today?