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Offline Read hard  
#1 Posted : 07 August 2015 22:52:13(UTC)
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The Bitch: The Read Hards are back with a brand new album. I feel like we sort of went in a more serious direction with this album, exploring lyrical themes we've never explored before, crossing those boarders man.

Poo Peter: I wrote a song about Donald Trump. I'm relevant!

Gory I. Lids: Another terrible album from us :(

Robin Banks: I play drums on this album!

Seriously though, I think it's pretty good! We're like REM or some shit!

http://www.therockstarga..._album.asp?AlbumID=27172

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The lyrics:¨


PBR at the PRB(lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

Let's get the ball rolling
we like punk rock, beer and bowling
and that's about all we like
we like girls with giant udders
and we won't get no gutters
we're only hitting for the strike

Chorus

Drinking PBR at the PRB
that's the life for us
Drinking PBR at the PRB
we do what no one else does
PBR at the PRB
that's the life for me

Verse 2

I don't give much of a shit
if I get a split
in this game it's everyone for themselves
we've practiced in my dad's basement
and can you see the product placement
we've got Pabst Blue Ribbons on the shelves

Bridge

We've got boots and leather jackets
taking a day off from work
let go off the bloody racket
I bowl just like a jerk
I dyed my hair green
just for the occasion
I'm part of the scene
when I'm not in my occupation


Friday Love(lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

Robert Smith sang "Friday I'm in Love"
and I guess that's how I feel
I've found someone to think of
but who knows if it's real?
I don't care if it Monday's black
cuz Friday is always new
and this Friday I'll tell you that
I'm so in love with you

Chorus

It's Friday love
ah whoah oh oh
and I'm in love with you

Verse 2

The Easybeats had "Friday on My Mind"
and sometimes it's hard to tell
because everyone else says love is blind
but I can see you so well
but this is the day to find new love
and find someone to love me too
but I've already found true love
the love I have for you

Bridge

Yeah, Friday I'm in love
yeah Friday's on my mind
I see the stars above
and think of Friday love


Betrayal(Lyrics by Gory I. Lids)

Verse 1

After all the mistakes I've made
I'm still feeling quite betrayed
betrayed by life itself
I guess I've cried wolf
even if it was just bulls
but no one ever came for help

Chorus

Life is prison
life is a jail
and I'm feeling betrayal
Death is release
no one pays my bail
And I'm feeling betrayal

Verse 2

Darkness is a living shadow
and everyone is cruel and shallow
I'm in left on my own
I guess there's no point
in being co-joined
when I know I'd rather be alone


Subordinate Flaws(lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

I guess everyone is flawed
even if you believe in god
everyone must have a couple of flaws
we know no one is perfect of course
But maybe we can be wrong together
maybe we belong together
maybe we can be strong together
and rise above the laws

Chorus

Because of our subordinate flaws!


Verse 2

Who hasn't made a mistake?
Who doesn't sometimes need a break?
not everyone has a cause
but we all have our flaws
Maybe I'll never be another
but at least we'll have have each other
and we can care about one another
and get ourselves a pause

Bridge

So here comes the singalong part
give yourself an applause!



Depression Party(lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

I went to a party last Saturday night
everyone was kind of bummed out
it was my kind of party really
I drank my beer and got numbed out
Everyone was a total bummer
just in the middle of summer
yeah yeah yeah

Chorus

Depression party
where everyone is depressed
We all failed at life
but we always did our best
Depression party
where everyone wants to die
we are all aware
that life was one big lie

Verse 2

We play our favorite drinking game
"Drink away your sorrows"
and now we're getting wasted
like there's no tomorrow
everything just kind of sucks
and I spent the last of my 50 bucks
yeah yeah yeah

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#2 Posted : 07 August 2015 23:33:07(UTC)
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Donald Trump & CO(lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

A new candidate for the GOP
he's there for you he's there for me
speaks straight from the gut
calls your neighbor a shithead and your mother a slut
he wants to run for office
beat George W's brother
he's the right man for the job
you will soon discover

Chorus

Yeah yeah
Donald Trump and company
come see him play
when you see this little man
he will make your day

Verse 2

He used to lead the apprentice
he made everyone feel like he was a dentist
Not the one who killed Cecil
but he got hired
until the network were the ones
who got to say "You're fired"

Bridge

He's the little ginger man
that you got to leave a note for
when it's time to go to the ballot
you know who to vote for


Law Not Order(Lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

We got to follow the law
it's there for us
everyone tries to follow the law
but no one really does
the cops and law enforcement
are just waiting for our endorsement

Chorus

Laws in the streets
law at the boarder
this law
law not order

Verse 2

The law is for the law's sake
it's not really for us
everyone tries to get free
but no one ever does
when you see someone get beaten that is awful
but when done by cops it might be lawful


Land and Home (Lyrics by The Bitch and Poo Peter)

Verse 1

Well if this was the golden olden times
of finding gold in golden mines
I guess I would be all right
I wouldn't have to be alone
and I could find land and home
make something of my life

Chorus

But this is not the golden olden times
this is the modern world
there's no more land and home
for each boy and every girl

Verse 2

Well if this was a Hollywood movie scene
I could still be living in the dream
and words would be unnecessary
I'd find a place to stay
and make it anyway
and nothing would seem all that scary

Chorus

But this isn't a Hollywood movie scene
and it really breaks my heart
the world is still a stage
and I'm just trying to play my part

Land and home
yeah yeah yeah


I Lost at Life(Lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

I lost at life
it's kind of a bummer
I took bunch of college classes
but I'm just getting dumber
I don't really care who won
who the fuck got it right
I just know that I'm the one
who really lost at life

Verse 2

I lost at life
my parents really hate me
and no girls at the local gym
would ever date
I'm just thinking "oh chucks"
and watch "the price is right"
but still it really sucks
that I lost at life

Verse 3

I lost at life
the job where I was hired
had no need for me
and soon I was fired
it might be a new beginning
but I'll be crying tonight
cuz everyone else is winning
but I lost at life

Code Red(lyrics by The Bitch and Gory I. Lids)

Verse 1

Well I was having a beer
at some café
and I heard something was in the way
I chugged it down
as fast as I could
I got drunk but it wasn't that good
I saw the news that day, they said!

Chorus

Code red
this is a code red
someone might be dead
oh yeah yeah
Code red
I'd rather stay in bed
the world is scary
and I gotta get it out of my head

Verse 2

Well I went to see Ted 2
at the drive in show
I went there all alone as no one else would go
the movie sort of sucked
just like the first one
of all the movies I've seen this year
this was the worst one
I saw the news that day, they said
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