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SCENE 1: Roll Call
"Rum."
Coke [Airemese Smith] looks up from the screen of her laptop and up at Rum [Nina Tarantino] who's stumbling into the kitchen sporting a pair of baggy sweatpants and a t-shirt. Coke looks back down at her laptop and then begins to search through the mess of papers surrounding on the kitchen's island, finding the paper she was looking for after while. When Coke finally addresses Rum, Rum has already made her way to the fridge, opening it up and taking two Caprisun pouches out of it. She turns around and walks up to the island.
Rum: "Whitey."
Rum burps out as she throws one pouch down and begins to lazily poke the one in her hand with a straw.
Coke: "Cheddar."
Rum: "Bleach."
Coke: "Burrito Bandit."
Rum's mouth drops open and she slams her straw and Caprisun down.
Rum: "Slave master!"
Coke finally looks up from her mess. It was game on.
Coke: "Queso bitch! QUESO!"
Rum: "You..I..Ho..."
Rum reaches over to Coke's pile of everything and takes one of her many half eaten snacks, a packet of crackers. She raises it up, waving it in Coke's face. They both begin to laugh like crazy.
Rum: Look at you!
She begins to wave it even harder, the laughing becoming uncontrollable.
Rum
Coke
1..2..3..GO!
You live in a faux reality with a remote mentality
That's why you can't hang
...
You know what it's like to be told, "Too much! Too much!"
They don't know what it's like to be told, "Too much! Too much!"
You know what it's like to be told, "Too much! Too much!"
They don't know what it's like to be told, "Too much! Too much!"
"Too much! Too much!"
During the theme song, Rum shows up first, bopping her head up down and side to side throughout her part with a straight face and then looking at the camera and posing. Once she poses, doodles begin to dance around her right before she is "erased" from the screen by a pencil. Next up is Coke as she wiggles her shoulders to the beat and then also looks at the camera and poses, a few doodles also dancing around her face right before she gets erased too. On the blank gray screen the text "Rum & Coke shows up but then it is erased and replaced with a doodle, the text "Cheddar & Bleach" showing up in it's place.
SCENE 2: Busy Business
Coke sits down in front of the Confession Camera. This is a vital part to the show where both Rum & Coke explains their feelings, gives backstories, and even narrates.
Coke: "Before I got engaged to my sexy ass, talented ass, supportive ass husband... I was unfortunately a longtime roommate of Rum's."
Coke sighs and continues talking.
Coke: "We had moved in together when we were 16 and fresh out of high school and since then it's been hell. I never wanted to revisit it but my sexy ass, talented ass, supportive ass husband is always on the road and since I don't like being all alone in houses, I usually crash at my mom's or Rum's when he's not around.
Rum's confessional is up next
Rum: "The thing about Coke is that she's super dependent. Her sleeping alone just isn't a thing. I swear, if Coke and Michelle Obama were on a first name basis she'd find a way to crash at the White House when I'm not around. I don't know how she does it. It's like some kind of superpower."
Rum and Coke continue laughing madly while Coke slowly slaps the cracker from out of her hand. Rum shakes her head, picking her Caprisun and straw back up and finally inserting the straw and beginning to drink.
Rum: "Betraying your people s-m-h. You got any sleep last night?"
Coke shakes her head no without taking her eyes off of the papers in front of her, typing fast on the keyboard.
Coke: "You?"
Rum: "Nah. Was too busy messing around with my new beatkit."
Coke: "I know, I could hear that trash all the way out here."
Rum: "Girl bye. You ears were blessed! What about you, what you got going on over here with this... mess."
Coke: "Transcribing some of those new songs we've been working on. I'm thinking about selling them."
Rum: "Which one's?"
Coke: Sip, Aftertaste, Jouska...
Rum: "Sell Jouska and I'm burning this house down."
Coke: "Welp, you better get those matches ready, Jouska doesn't fit either of us. Too passive for a hopeless romantic like Coke, and too not-horny for Rum."
Rum chuckles and shrugs.
Rum: "Who are you gonna give it to?"
Coke: "I don't know. Whoever wants it I guess."
Rum: "Send it to Yasmine, Allison.. or maybe Aikya. The one-sided love theme will fit either of them well."
Coke: "Yasmine is looking for new music quick."
Rum: "On second thought, don't send it to her. You'll be wasting time, she'll reject it."
Coke: "Yeah, she's has been looking for more upbeat music lately."
Rum: "Mhmm, it's too boring for her new direction."
Coke: "Bitch what you tryna say?"
Rum: "I'm tryna say Yasmine is thirsty for a hit and Jouska aint one."
Coke: "Well I'm not sending it to Alli. She's not really dedicated to music, never has been. Jouska is a cute song, I can't have it put on an album that might never get released."
Rum: "Leaves Aikya."
Coke: "She's gonna reject it."
Rum: "Doubt it. Her new stuff is a lot more soulful and timid. She'll lo--.."
Suddenly both Rum and Coke's phones ring. It's a text from Anniken. 'Get ready. Gotta take care of busy today' the message reads with a typo. Seconds later Anniken corrects it, sending, 'business*'. Rum and Coke look up at each other and sighs.
Coke is sitting in front of the Confession Cam once again.
Coke: "Anniken is that call that we anticipate every day and dread every time. She's not only my mom but she's our manager and she has 3 phones, one for personal, one for business and... well no one knows what the third is for."
Rum is sitting in the confessional now.
Rum: "When she calls from personal we know we're about to turn up, laugh or cry. Most likely she's calling to cuss us out though. But when she calls from the business? We know she's about to put our scrawny asses to work!"
Edited by user 18 June 2016 01:59:36(UTC)
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