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#1 Posted : 13 September 2016 02:10:23(UTC)
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The girls are headed into the big leagues! They just signed a very lucrative offer from a Japanese label and are now headed towards the East or, as Keiko prefers to call it:

Keiko: ...the motherland. It's no secret that we were born and raised in Japan. I'm from Sapporo and Yuri is from Nagasaki.

Yuri: Uhhhh, yeah, but we immigrated to the U.S. at an uuuhhhh, early age.

Lili: I'm actually very happy and excited! Imagine this scenario, these two lovely girls are finally heading back home while I, a woman filled with hopes and dreams, is going to a new place to experience more love and beauty from this world!

DJ: That is very cool!

Yuri: Yeah. Best thing is, uhhhh, the money involved.

DJ: Well, it is none other than Crush Amaya herself who hired you! She's like royalty in Japan!

Lili: Yes! And that's why we are sure that we are in good hands!

Keiko: She's pretty cure too.

Yuri: And uhhhh, rich.

DJ: Awesome deal isn't it? I'm pretty sure that the fans there will love you the way we loved you girls here! Speaking of which, I'll be honest, this small town will miss your live shows big time! Will you come back? I'm pretty sure that a tour is included in that contract that you signed.

Yuri: Uhhhhh, yeah. But it's gonna be on a bigger, uhhh, venue.

Keiko: Yep, but don't worry, it's still us. We'll keep our feet planted on the ground.

Lili: We care about our fans and that is a fact! We'll never forget you all! It's because of you guys that we got noticed overseas! Thanks for uploading those live videos!

Keiko: Yes. Live streams are awesome.

DJ: Wow! What dedication! I am actually very happy to have known such a talented and kind bunch!

Keiko: We're very happy too. Thanks.

Lili: We want to keep it that way! We want everyone to be happy!

DJ: You guys sure are happy! Any parting message to us, your local fans here at Arkansas?

Keiko: Yes. We would like to take this opportunity to perform a song purposely written for this occasion.

Yuri: It's uhhhh, an instrumental that uhhhhh, evokes the feeling of reaching your goals.

Lili: If we can make it happen then you too my loves can too!

Keiko: We would like to be remembered as the small town band that became known overseas and inspired others to dream big.

Lili: Exactly! We dedicate this song to our lovely fans and to our brothers and sisters here in the music business!

DJ: Oh how sweet!

Yuri: Uhhh, before we begin, a shoutout to, uhhhh, J and J. We might be rich now but uhhhh, I will still appreciate if you can, uhhh, mail a free copy of your next single.

Keiko: A special shoutout to The Harlots too. I love you guys.

Lili: Please take note that this live performance will be recorded and will be available as a free download! Isn't that awesome?

DJ: Very awesome indeed! Free and legal music is always cool!

Yuri: Yeah, uhhhh, yep, what he said.

DJ: We are all excited here to hear this one so let's get it on!

Keiko: Yes. So here it is, we call this tune:

Lili: Muscle Man Triumphant!

Yuri: Let's uhhhh, eat after this.

Keiko: Yes. You may start playing now Yuri, we're live.

Yuri: Uhhhh, 1, 2, 3:

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Free Digital Only Single: Muscle Man Triumphant
Artist: Uranus
Label: Independent Release
Genre: Instrumental Rock
Written by: Uranus
Produced by: Uranus


Recorded live during the broadcast of their WKAK FM guesting. Digital single went online a few hours later.






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erich hess on 13/09/2016(UTC)
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#2 Posted : 13 September 2016 03:26:11(UTC)
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Erica and Nina are listening to the radio as they sit out on their lawn.

Erica:*when hearing their band mentioned on the radio. Jumps up and starts pelvic thrusting and jumping up and down.* yes yes yes! Nobody ever mentions us. Fuck it,we're calling in sick today.

Nina: too right. Lets call random places and tell them we won't be in today,we're too ill.

Erica: do you think that one girl ever got her meat?

Nina: they got a record deal,didn't they,love? *laughs*
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#3 Posted : 13 September 2016 14:34:31(UTC)
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Yuri: Uuhhhhh, I just imagined someone doing a pelvic thrust.

Keiko: Yuri, eat more german franks.

Yuri: Uhhh yeah, maybe I'm just hungry.
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