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Offline Read hard  
#1 Posted : 05 January 2017 04:19:45(UTC)
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The Bitch: We are back with a brand new album. It's the same old shit. Wrapped in new shining paper. If you want to waste time and money, we can reommend this album!


http://www.therockstarga..._album.asp?AlbumID=31205

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#2 Posted : 05 January 2017 04:52:06(UTC)
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Lyrics:

Almost the Very Best Way to Waste Time (Lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

So I've actually got a job now
working at a bakery
Selling old bread to old people
and give some away for free
I usually flirt with French girls
who like to buy baguettes
and as boring things go
this is as good as it gets

Chorus

At least it's a job that pays
even if this shit is scary
how it seems that I'm
counting the days
until I get out of here it's almost the very
best way to waste my time

Verse 2

So in spite of it all
I'm a man that works
and even if I sometimes
feel like the characters in "Clerks"
there's a decent paycheck
coming in every month
and baking bread to stranger
is actually sort of fun

Chorus

And though I die of boredom
I am sort of merry
and feeling bored at work ain't no crime
But I couldn't be more dumb
and the future is lame, but this is still the very
best way to waste my time

Last Chorus

And I'm getting kind of old
and it's time to bury
all the skeletons in my closet from my prime
just how many buns have I sold?
it seems this is almost the very
best way to waste my time


Currently
(Lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

Well things are dumb and scary¨
but that shit is only temporary
there are still time to make other plans
and live up to my own demands
the future is still in my hands

Chorus

Yeah, I'm going nowhere
no shit this life is dull
I'm a fucking mess, don't look at me
Yes, shit ain't look bright here
I'm crying every night here
and things don't go quite right here
but that just
currently

Verse 2¨

Well these are the worst days
and I can still remember those first days
and I'm deeply sorry
for telling you this god damn story
God damn, i sound like Gory

Bridge

It's only currently
It's black current not blackberries
and this record store carries
Some Peter Paul and Mary's
It's only currently
and life is only that
and I know where that's at
Time to walk and feed my cat

Summer Vacation during Winter (Lyrics by The Bitch)


Verse 1

I'm going on a holiday
and outside there's a storm
and I want this to be a jolly day
So I'll go somewhere where it's warm
I promise I will mail ya
when my kidney and the sun will turn
cuz I'm spending the winter in Australia
I'll be in Sydney or in Melbourne

Chorus

Cuz I have my reason's given first
I'll spend time where the season's are reversed
and I'm not really munch of drinker
but I'll have some beer and a few cocktails
and even if this whole thing fails
I'll still have summer vacation during winter

Verse 2

And even though it feels quite insane I know
that in Europe it's so dark
so when you're sitting in the rain and snow
I'll be surfin' with the sharks
So when you're hanging with a bunch of cows
and I'll be seeing bunch of Kangaroos
I'll be sitting in that Opera house
and I'm sure I have a screw lose

Where Do You Wanna Go (Lyrics by Gory I. Lids)

Gory: The Bitch said that he sounded like me....he's wrong...no one sounds like me. I'm all alone

Verse 1

No one sounds like me
I'm all alone
I haven't found the place
that I call home
so if you know somebody
that might like to hear
about the things that I like
and the things I fear

Chorus

Give them my number
show them my door
Show me a face
I haven't seen before
Tell me some wise words
I don't already know
and if i find that someone I'll ask:
Where do you wanna go?

Verse 2

Nobody heard my song
no one could sing it at all
though the words are sore
and the melody's beautiful
you know that I must be lying
with that much confidence
but if my grave says "Here lies Gory"
I've been lying ever sense

Gory: I did sound like the Bitch there...payback!!!!


Nobody's Trying to Be My Baby (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

Nobody's trying to be my baby
nobody's even saying maybe
ah ah ah ah
Nobody's trying to be my hunny
Nobody's even askin' for my money
ah ah ah ah

Chorus

I ain't got nobody
Not going to the party
Never got the chance to say yes no or maybe
I ain't got someone
I ain't got some fun
Nobody's trying to be my baby

Verse 2

Nobody knows what I'd like to say
Nobody is calling me "bae"
ah ah ah ah
Nobody's trying to be my darlin'
Nobody's there when I'm falling
ah ah ah ah

Verse 3

Nobody's trying to be my baby
Nobody's life Jesus trying to save me
ah ah ah ah
Nobody's trying to be my beau
Nobody would ever sink that low
no no no no

Edited by user 05 January 2017 04:54:28(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#3 Posted : 05 January 2017 05:31:45(UTC)
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Staying At Home (Lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

Hey, what's do on a saturday night?
What is in the matter tonight?
I fell off the latter tonight?
So will I do on my own?

Chorus

I'm staying at home
I'm stating at hoooooome

Verse 2

Hey, what's do do on Wednesday night?
I'll be in my bed and stayin' right
You don't get what I'm saying, right?
So what can I do all alone?

Bridge

Staying at home
is the best thing to do
on my own
When I'm not with you

Run to the Pills (Lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

Well I am getting a drug problem
I get need my esctacy
I don't love my drugs
but they sure love me
I don't have any good skills

Chorus

So I gotta run to the pills

Verse 2

What is it you expect of me?
Don't you know what mess I'm in?
I have a need for speed
I don't get perscription rhitaline
to cure me for all of my ills

Bridge

I'm running to the pills
sold illegal sold illegal
I'm stuck in the hills
I'm in heat, I'm like a Beagle


Unstable Stable (Lyrics by the Bitch)

Verse 1

I was born in a stable
Just like Jesus I was able
to figure out right and wrong
sing my parents silly songs
never turned water into wine
never took back what was mine

Chorus

Unstable stable
I put out the TV cable
Ubstable Stable
I put it underneath the table
I don't have a Hifi affection
I got rid of my wifi connection

Verse 2

I was punched by my bro in a stable
He was like Kain and I was Abel
I told my dad that I would leave
Like he did on Christmas Eve
Never got the sleep out of my eyes
Never got to see Paradise

Unstable stable
I was so unable
Unstable stable
stuck in the tower of babel
and I'm quoting the god damn bible now
I might get falsely accused of libel now

Rock me in a hurry, Kain!


Midwife Crisis (lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

Lana is having a baby
and you can call it whatever you like
but it's not that fun
when everyone is on strike
Lana felt just like
her high school reunion
all the midwives
were part of the "Labor Union"

Chorus

She's having a midwife crisis
now she's left to her own devices
She's having a midwife crisis
Now the proletariat rises

Verse 2

Well she sure appreciates
the time that they gave her
but now there out enjoying
the fruits of their labor
They are caring and loving
they are sweet and tender
they are midwives and midhusbands
they don't discriminate on gender

Bridge

They may not be resting on their laurels
but she sees where this is going
who's gonna stop the pains in her groin?


Pulling Up My Brain
(Lyrics by the Bitch)

Verse 1

Alright things getting crazy
I'm almost in a rut
I feel like a policeman
every time I bust a nut
I take life way too seriously
I should learn to chill out
Be sure and confident
rid myself of shame and doubt

Chorus

So I'm pulling up my brain
I'm lifting up my mind
I'm sure that I'm insane
But I gotta leave that shit behind
So I'm pulling up my brain
I don't know what "unguarded" is
but I'm feeling so restrained
and you just don't get how hard it is

Verse 2

Ok so I'm fucked up
You knew it all along
There isn't even a point in
listening to this song
I must learn to obey myself
Tell them all I am in charge
It's my new year's resolution
that I'll forget about in March

Bridge

Pulling up my brain
you should pull up yours too
get off your ass
cut out your sass
get off your high horse too




Poo Peter: So it seems Robin did the best job on this album. And Gory made the happiest song. We are all fuvcked now.
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#4 Posted : 07 January 2017 01:25:49(UTC)
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Robin Banks: Though it has sold pretty well. At 6 in Europe and nr 9 most places, at its peak, this has been our lowest charting album since Read Hards for Sail. That's strange.
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