Poo Peter: New isn't really how to describe it, it's been out for a couple of weeks. It did surprisingly well in the charts. We're also ready to release a new album soon. We haven't really found a title yet, but it'll come!
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lyrics:
Connect with Us (Lyrics by the Bitch)
Verse 1
We have a webpage now
Connect Connect
You can hire a babysitter
cuz you'll find us on Twitter
What else did you expect?
Connect Connect
Verse 2
We're coming of age now
Connect connect
You're ready to rumble
and ready to Tumbl
It's somewhat defect
Connect connect!
Chorus
Connect with us
whoah oh oh oh oh
We're a little better
So obvious
whoah oh oh oh
It's gonna last forever
Connect with us
Whoah oh oh
we have a motorbike
Just because
whoah ah oh
We're a band you like
connect with us!
Verse 3
We're so full of rage now
Connect connect
Wailing your horn, bud
You'll find us on Pornhub
Time to get erect
Connect connect!
Bridge
If you can connect with us
We're better than other bands
If you can get erect with us
and be one of our biggest fans!
Verse 4
So visit our webpage now
Connect connect
Email us, 13 days took
only an hour on Facebook
So time to get wrecked
Connect connect!
Enter Carpenter (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
Well, I just bought a new house
Not a mansion, but it's pretty cool
People must think I'm a creepy louse
Because it's right next to an elementary school
But I didn't mean to do that
I didn't see that in the brochure
I'm just looking for closure
I promise I'm kosher
I won't get arrested for indecent exposure!
Chorus
Enter Carpenter!
Here we could really use a sementer
My sister could use the hand that I lent her
And when I mentioned my wife, I actually meant her
We needs some fixing here
Enter Carpenter!
Verse 2
Well, now this is looking pretty good
I feel like I'm some sort of jester
I'm the joker of the neighborhood
And no one thinks I'm a child molester
The only problem is
my neighbors stinky farts
and he's terrible at darts
But it also breaks my heart
That my house seems to be falling apart
Verse 3
Yeah, now it seems my foundation is bad
And it really disturbs my dog
I even tried to call my dad
He said "who built this, did a terrible job"
So what else can ya do?
I won't hang my head low
Like I did years ago
Cuz now I feel I know
the only thing to do is call a pro!
NO MORE OF THIS D.I.Y SHIT!
