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Offline Read hard  
#1 Posted : 01 April 2017 05:48:21(UTC)
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The Bitch: We have a new album out. This time we will post the lyrics randomly instead of in order!

Oh Fuck (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

Shit went wrong again
Shit went wrong once more
Shit is out of hand
I am getting sore
Why is life this lame?
Why is life this bad?
Why am I this way?
There's a reason why I'm mad?

Chorus

Oh Fuck. What is wrong with me?
I'm out of luck, sing this song with me
Oh fuck!

Verse 2

Shit is a waste
Shit is out of place
Shit is reeking shit
I can't handle it

TIme to track my tears
I've cried along the years
Time to get a clue
To stop sniffing glue


Connect with Us (Lyrics by the Bitch)


Verse 1

We have a webpage now
Connect Connect
You can hire a babysitter
cuz you'll find us on Twitter
What else did you expect?
Connect Connect

Verse 2

We're coming of age now
Connect connect
You're ready to rumble
and ready to Tumbl
It's somewhat defect
Connect connect!

Chorus

Connect with us
whoah oh oh oh oh
We're a little better
So obvious
whoah oh oh oh
It's gonna last forever

Connect with us
Whoah oh oh
we have a motorbike
Just because
whoah ah oh
We're a band you like
connect with us!

Verse 3

We're so full of rage now
Connect connect
Wailing your horn, bud
You'll find us on Pornhub
Time to get erect
Connect connect!

Bridge

If you can connect with us
We're better than other bands
If you can get erect with us
and be one of our biggest fans!

Verse 4

So visit our webpage now
Connect connect
Email us, 13 days took
only an hour on Facebook
So time to get wrecked
Connect connect!
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#2 Posted : 01 April 2017 07:04:49(UTC)
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Genital Benny (lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

People say he's a pervert
People say he's a jerk
They say he's not responsible
They say that he can't twerk
They say he's got a dirty mind
And that he's sick and wrong
They say that he's an asshole
That only thinks with his dong

Chorus

He is Genital Benny
Everyone laughs when he
's walking when he falls
He is a little weirdo
He always likes to be there though
Thinking of genitals

Verse 2

He's thinking of many things
But when it's time for payday
He can only think of balls
a dick and a v-jay jay
Nothing wrong with having lust
Nothing wrong with being horny
But when I know that Benny's here
Somebody's got to warn me

Bridge

Genital Benny
He always gets his dose
Genital Benny
Thinks of genitals wherever he goes


Contact Me (lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

I'm writing in the confidentials
and in the classifieds
I'm trying to find new friends
But every potential friend hides
I know that I'm a good person
Please don't get me wrong
But what is everybody's problem?
Why can't we get along?

Chorus

Contact me
I have got to shame
Contact me
You've got my number and my name
Contact me
Even if I am a mess
Contact me
You've got my address

Verse 2

I've tried my luck on Tinder
and tried that Happn too
But I never found someone special
I cried, that happened too
Why do I have these problems?
Why can't I just be cool?
Instead of trying apps and penpals
And hanging up notes at school


Darkest of Years (Lyrics by Gory I. Lids)

Verse 1

Days have gone wrong
Days have gone blue
Days have been many
Days have been few
Days have been hurtful
Days have been true
Days have been good
But they're overdue

Chorus

These have been the toughest days
These have been the hardest nights
Been walking on the path
Where there sure ain't many lights
I've been feeling all alone
On my own with all my fears
I guess I have to admit
These are the darkest of years

Verse 2

Nights have been scary
Nights have been bad
Nights have been strange
and nights have been sad
Nights are much darker
Nights are not fine
Nights almost over
Another night ain't far behind

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#3 Posted : 01 April 2017 07:34:55(UTC)
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Hell Awaits (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

You're in for a treat my friend
We're almost in hour two
You're in for something sweet my friend
And something quite sour too!
You know what is said of you
What they say behind your back
You don't know what's ahead of you
And you'll see while looking back

Chorus

You're in for a ride
You'll swallow your pride
And put on your roller skates
Put on your helmet
Don't overwhelm it
Hell awaits!!!!!


Verse 2

I know you don't know the score
You don't even know at all
I can't tell you what's in store
What's hiding behind the wall
The past seems faded out
And it will be for free
You just gotta wait it out
And you'll find out and see

Bridge

You don't know
You don't know
What's in store for you
It's possible
You thought you had it all
But we've got much more for you


Wash It Away (Lyrics by the Bitch)

Verse 1

When it's not your best day
When it's not your best year
Have yourself some nuts and some cigarette butts
And maybe some IPA beer
Try to think of the good times
Try to think of what you've got
Cuz in time you will find
That you've got a lot

CHorus

Oh yeah
You've got problems
oh yeah
We all have
But one day you'll know that it ain't so bad
Oh you feel shitty
Every single day
But when the bad times comes
Just wash it away

Verse 2

When you've had a sad laugh
And you're money is all gone
When you wanted morning
But got an early dawn
Well, I guess that's life son
You can't get all that you want
But why do these things
always have to taunt?


I've Thought about It (lyrics by the Bitch)

Verse 1

I've wanted you since that day in Paris
I've wanted you so much
I've wanted you since the Eiffel Tower

And I don't care much for such
Ever since we watched Titanic
I've known you were the one
We could stay alone forever
And never see the sun

Chorus

Oh you know that I love to hold you
You know that I never told you
You know that I love you so much
Your smile, laugh and your touch
I you see that like you a lot
But I'm not sure you know
How I feel how it's real
And how I love you so
and though I haven't told you
I've thought about it

Verse 2

You know that first time we talked for hours
And we went for several dates
I've wanted us to get married
and I swear it's not too late
Well I'm not expecting an answer
to questions that were never asked
But this has gotta continue
It just can't stay in the past

Bridge

I can't live without it
And all that other stuff
You know I've thought about it
Isn't that enough?


Circumstance and Circumcision (Lyrics by Robin Banks)


Verse 1

When I'm dragging the lake
It really is a drag
When I'm reading William Blake
I wanna puke in a bag
Oh when I'm watching The days of hour lives
and Desperate Housewives
I can't help but feeling low
It's something about it
That makes me feel like shit
Oh it hurts me so

Chorus

Circumstance and circumcision
Superman and Superstition
Who is superstitious now
Circumstance and circumcision
Subliminal and submission
Who's got messed up wishes now?
Supersize and circumcise

Verse 2

When I'm trying out dirty wars
And think that it'll all work
When I ride on a big white horse
I must look like a stupid jerk
Oh, think of all the benefits
Find out if the antenna fits
or if you'll get no signal
Smile and cough a little
Try to get off a little
Maybe learn to use a Kindle



Shitting Bull (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

Politicians tell the truth
they are good to elderly good to youth
and they always got perfect plans
They always smile and they spend their taxes
And they know where the max is
You know they'll meet your demands

Chorus

But don't you know it's full of shit?
And that none of them would ever admit?
That they're shitting bull!

Verse 2

The newspapers and the TV
Have always been so good to me
Told me news and all there is to know
But they don't always tell you it
That they're constantly trying to sell you shit
You know they got the right place to go

Bridge

Shitting bull
It's bull shit
Shitting bull!
You gotta realize it!

Verse 3

Have you ever gonne to church?
And learned the hard way first?
That no one is right 'cept the preacher?
Didn't you feel like a fool
DOing your best at school?
But the one who always right was your teacher
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#4 Posted : 04 April 2017 23:04:50(UTC)
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Interview with the Bitch

Interviewer with silly hat: How are you this morning?
The Bitch: I'm tired, it's morning. What would you expect?
IwSH: Well, I was just trying to be polite
TB: THat's fine. Mornings are rough, I guess
IwSH: You just put out a new album, is it doing well?
TB: Surprisingly well. We've sold over a million already and it's kind of a crap album now that we've gotten some chance to think about it.
IwSH: You're not happy with it?
TB: I guess. The lyrics aren't our best, but the musicianship is sorta tight. We tried lots of different shit on this album, but the lyrics felt sort of rushed, and we don't know if any of the songs are nearly catchy enough:
IwSH: I dig it! *hasn't actually listened to more than the single*
TB: THanks. We've been having difficulties picking out the next single.
IwSH: Have you picked one?
TB: Yeah, I think so. I think we're going with an edited version of the opening track "Hell Awaits". It almost sounds like a metal song. We thought it'd be a fun intro to the record to show what's ahead for the listener, but it's also one of the most catchy songs, so it could fit as a hit single. Who knows? We're making a music video for it. I think we will tour hell of a lot before we actually release the single though. The album needs time to breathe.
IwSH: What do you guys have on your rider?
TB: We're not allowed to have riders. We have Rider's block.
IwSH: Haha. Thanks for the interview
TB: You are welcome. I like the hat *lies*

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