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Tatiana plays with her hair as she looks at herself through he mirror of her small compactor. She was not about to look crazy on her interview with Big Brother, she needed to nail this. "Okay, I'm ready! Hey yall, I'm Tatiana Cole. You may, well you do, know me from Twitter. I was the person who single-handedly turned the fourth CBB into a social media phenomenon! You're welcome. I'm 21 years old, graduated from High School and I'm from South Carolina. I'm an amateur model, not ashamed because I am signed with TwoManagementLA and Wynter Model Management, you know with all the other bad bitches! This IS my natural hair, it's very curly but I almost HATE to do anything to it so this is mostly what you get, still cute. I'm half black, half white like a sexy panda and my eye color, for the last damn time, is brown but I love wearing contacts because I can afford them. Stay mad." *Clears her throat* "Anyway, let's move on to things about me!" She giggles.
"Like I said, I'm a Twitter personality, Model, and I was also on a reality show but you know that ratchet mess had to be shut down, PLUS, I was on Big Brother last season but everyone minus me was boring as hell. Hopefully it's better. It also allowed me to make the GREATEST song of 2014 which was 'My Capone' yes, that was me! I know everyone loved it because people were asking for me to release it as a single but I was like 'Meh, I'm good. Enjoy it though!' I'll be doing more music in the future so don't worry, more bops to come. I'm usually on Twitter and Instagram, getting hate from jealous bitches but it doesn't bother me. I'm catty and sometimes immature, I know that and I accept it. But I'm strong and can hold my own so that makes me amazing. People just can't handle my honesty sometimes but you know what? People couldn't handle Jesus either, hallelujah.
Most of the time you can catch me hanging with my friends, I love shopping! I come from a rich family and I'm proud of that because I am spoiled as hell. I don't wear anything that doesn't have a designer label on it and I never, EVER, go out without looking nice. I love presenting myself like the princess I am. I'm not boy crazy but I love boys. And to answer your question, no you will not catch me magically turning into a lesbian or bisexual on this show because I'm strictly dickly. Just me on the show will be enough for viewers. I consider myself a lowkey celebrity but I just haven't had my big moment yet. I want to be an actress/reality star/model and I already have like 2/3 of my dream done. When will your fav?
My BEST traits, that's hard I'm so amazing. I'm really pretty, I'm funny, I'm honest, I'm the most loyal friend you will ever have, I'm definitely fun to be around and I throw the best parties in South Carolina. I guess my 'worse' traits are I'm very outgoing and very honest, like I don't hold anything back, I will tell it like it is. I can be loud and ghetto as hell but I'm not going to pretend to be something I'm not. I can be classy sometimes but being ghetto is so much fun yall! I think Beyonce and Andrea are my spirit animals like forreal. All three of us are just so perfect, like I can't. I'm always for family, will snatch someone bald if they try to screw with my mommy and daddy. I'm an only child so like I said I'm spoiled as hell. I wanted to be on this show because exposure, duh! I could care less about the people in here, unless they are cool but there's always like 5 uggos and some wack ass people but Imma do me and do what I have to do to win or at least make it to the end. If I do win, I'll just use the money to go on a shopping spree! Maybe I can make some more friends, as long as they aren't lame and fake. I hate fake people. Why do you keep living? Like die.
I'm going to be myself, like what else? I'm gonna have fun and I'm gonna do whatever it takes. I will cross people, I will do whatever. I mean that's the whole purpose of the game you know? People try with that Kumbaya mess and then end up getting voted out, not I! I will be nice but when it's time to be that bitch, I WILL be that bitch. Oh my god, I hope Tyron doesn't come back, jesus help me. I don't want any insane person in the house, I don't want like.....none of the Black's in the house. I mean like Adama Black, Elyar Black.....Suzie Black, whoever! They are the most annoying ever. Oh, god, PLEASE keep Valentina out of here like I might have to cut a bitch if she's in here, no lie. She's so ugh, I can't stand her. Bitch, nobody is that hyper all the damn time. Her music isn't even that good, all she does is make depressing shit, like go post VampireFreaks.com and be gone. I would go crazy if like....Andrea or, wait what season is this? Well, I would love if like Rum and Coke were in here or like Payton. Yeah he be annoying sometimes but he's funny sometimes. Oh my god, call Aubrey! Ugh, she would slay I just know it. She's trying to be all nice but we remember when she was a bitch.
I guess it'll be hard leaving all my stuff behind like my pets and my friends. Everyone knows I'm addicted to social media and I know we can't have phones and internet so that will be hard. I like to take pictures of myself and post them on Instagram but I guess I can't now. I don't like cleaning up after nasty people either so I hope they don't piss all on the floor or leave their semen on the sheets, ugh. I mean I guess I can just chill and try to work on my makeup tutorials, maybe give some of the uggos a makeover. They got a pool right? I'll get my suntan on and look cute like I always do. If I could sum myself up in 3 words they would be Fierce, Crazy, and Bossy."
She exhales and smiles. "I talk a lot don't I? I am my favorite subject. So put me in the house, please!"
Which Disney character do you relate to most and why?: "Pocahontas because she was a proud ho just like me!"
Which animal do you relate to most and why?: "Uhhhh, I wanna say a cat because they are so petty and give 0 fucks."
If you had three wishes what would you wish for?: "Party with Andrea, Fuck Dae all night, and stay rich forever. Lemme tell you, that last one is pretty much coming true. I'm working on the first two!" *Sticks out tongue*
If you could wipe one thing out of existence, what would it be and why?: "Getting fat. Satan really was testing me with that. "
Why do you think some people may not like you?: "Because I can be a bitch and I don't care."
Tell us one thing that nobody else may know about you: "I have an obsession with twerking but you would've figured that out soon enough! Twerk champ, right here. I take all challengers."
Which song lyrics best describe your life and why?: "Sex With Me by Rihanna in its entirety. It is my hymn, woo, I'm feeling the spirit just thinking about it. My inner ho gets so excited when it's playing."
Do you think you'll win? Why/Why not?: "Doesn't everyone think that? I'll clearly be the best."
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