MiniMariko:@PREMIUM like that wouldn't be the most awkward thing ever.
MiniMariko:@PREMIUM the weird part is: I considered it for like a minute.
Erica_rox:@PREMIUM hmm. I think that explains it. Lack of organic vegetables. I know when I have organic veggies,I'm like a hundred times more loyal @MiniMariko
MiniMariko:@Erica_Rox does it really matter if that cucumber is organic or not? All that really matters is that it doesn't have those little spikey bits.
Erica_Rox:@MiniMariko MARIKO!!!!
Atomic_erich: I've told it before,but it's my favorite joke.
#NationalTellAJokeDay
this guy walks into a bar and sees this huge jar of 5 dollar bills. So he asks the bartender," hey,what's up with that jar of money?"
Bartender says,"oh that? Its the prize for a little challenge we have here. Wanna try? Put five dollars in."
The man's curiosity gets the better of him and he digs in his pocket for the five bucks.
" Ok I'm in. What's the challenge?"
"Ok" the bartender says rather officially. " First drink an entire bottle of whiskey in one go. Out back,we have a bulldog with a tooth that needs pulled. And finally, upstairs is a ninety year old woman who has never known the touch of a man...she's ready for that cherry to be popped."
The man considers things for awhile. "Ok. Gimme the whiskey." The man chugs the bottle and Chucks it over his shoulder. Then he goes outside and the bartender hears a hellacious noise. Glass is breaking,the dog is growling. After a few minutes the man walks back in. He's covered in blood and his clothes are torn to hell and back. " All Right. Where's the old lady with the toothache?" He bellows.
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