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The Bitch: So, the wait is over. Here is our new album. Please try to enjoy it even if it might be too rock 'n' roll for your fragile souls.
The lyrics:
Settling for Greatness (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
We're back with a brand new album
Just like Damon Albarn
and his gorilla gang
We're here to knock yer shoes off
hey, man I wonder who's off?
That's gotta be Gory, but you never know with this band
Chorus
So now you finally got it
Even if your soul rotted
I hope we made the wait less
of a hassle
and you enjoyed our sandcastle
we're settling for greatness
Verse 2
We seem like a bunch of hermits
but you know that we'd earn it
we're gonna hit the charts
With songs that will make you dance
and sweat inside your hands
and some that will break your little heart
Chorus
So you could finally find it
when your spotify reminded
you to listn, please not hate this
we put a little effort
into this little record
and we're settling for greatness
Chorus
So now I hope you bought it
because you are allotted
we're mad, dangerous and faithless
We're not heavy metal
and we promised not to settle
but we're settling for greatness
Puppetry (Robin Banks)
Verse 1
You're doing everything faster
Say you'd do anything
In the hands of your master
Hanging on a string
Going to all the classes
That the teacher assigned
kissing asses, following the masses
Not using your own mind
Chorus
This is puppetry
Whoah ah ah puppetry
Verse 2
You attended wembley
1990 and cheered with rest so bored
You're stuck at the assembley
line like you're making cars for Ford
You're climbing that ladder
Like some kind of puppet now
but that doesn't really matter
there's no way you can get up it now
Urine for a Treat (lyrics by the Bitch)
Verse 1
My dog is my best friend
but he's sort of a dick
he's pulling pranks on me
and he's a master of tricks
He's playing games
tries to cut me down to size
but I couldn't be mad
when I look into his puppy eyes
Chorus
It's the same old story
Same old tale indeed
He gets along with Gory
Urine for a treat
It's a time for glory
my dog is so darn sweet my friend
He marks his territory
and says "Urine for a treat, my friend"
Verse 2
My dog is my heartthrob
but he makes my life hard
he always goes out
to take a piss in my backyard
He pisses on the carpet
he pisses on the floor
and that's just what I know of
I'm sure he's pissed on more
Bridge
Urine for a treat my friend
A treat that smells so bad
Urine for a treat my friend
But it won't make you sad
Added (lyrics by Poo Peter and Gory I. Lids)
Verse 1
This hasn't been my week, or month
It hasn't even been my year
I've just sat around
and silenty drank beer
I went the way of the dodo
I went the way of the Mammoth
I am sorta emo
I think it's even so that I am goth
Chorus
There's a list of sad people
people who's got it bad
people who's had it
And along the years of broken dreams
I guess it seems
I am added
(you can add me)
(you think you had me)
Verse 2
The list is for everyone
who's had lost of bad days
The ones who left a black mark
but never left a trace
I went down to the river
I went down to the shore
I am sorta emo
I am sorta nintendocore
Bridge
I'm added to that god damn list
I've had it I am so damn pissed
Of the people who are so bummed, you
had lots of drinks, but none of them numbed you
Tasteless (lyrics by the Bitch)
Verse 1
I saw a girl down in the sewer
She was trapped inside
I never really knew her
but she struggled to stay alive
but she couldn't survive
And now it seems that
she became a piece food for a lucky rat
and it's tasteless
it's tasteless!
Verse 2
I met a girl with scarlet fever
She was burning like a glow
And even after that I could not believe her
when she said she could melt snow
I didn't think it was so
But she melted it just like
it was a rusted tire on her bike
And it's tasteless
It's tasteless
Bridge
It's tasteless
It's tasteless
It's so god damn tasteless
Tasteless whoah ah!!!!
Verse 3
She had a lawnmower
Drank a glass of wine
And I stil don't know her
but if I did that would be fine
I know I'm out of line
but I am on my knees
she did the striptease
and it was tasteless
It was tasteless
Verse 4
I went to some restaurant
and ordered well done veel
I was feeling nonchalant
It didn't seem too real
but afterwards I did feel
This wasn't the best
veel I've had I confessed
Cause it was tasteless
It was tasteless!
