The Bitch: We released a new chart topping(at least in Canada) album. It's been quite a sales success so far with 2 million copies sold. One thing that is funny is the album cover. That is one thing that is funny. Another thing that is funny is Monty Python.
http://www.therockstarga..._album.asp?AlbumID=35781
Looking out for nr. 2 (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
Have you ever had to deal with
constant constipation?
And do you know how you'd feel if
lost all that patience?
You spend your life like a comic
eating yoghurts with so much despair
walking around with a rocklike stomach
waiting for shit that isn't there
Chorus
We all gotta look out for ourselves
and that is pretty much true
but more so with your shattered torso
you gotta look out for number two
Verse 2
Have ever walked your doggo
and he started going wild
lying log after log
on the ground like a little child
yes I brought a zip-locked bag
but I'm constantly reminded
that a dog's life is such a drag
when he shits and I can't find it
Serenade (lyrics by the Bitch)
Verse 1
I would like to sing a song
a melody so pure
In like D major
and in time 4/4
A song for politicians
A song for teachers too
a song for pediatricians
And a song for preachers too
Chorus
This is a serenade
this is a tune
About lemonade
and grapes and fruit and prunes
A catchy serenade
it's so alarming me
It's the best one we have made
And sing the haaarmony
Verse 2
Would you like to join
maybe take a dance
sing some of the lines
and maybe clap you hands
A song for ballerinas
A song for engineers
A song for all the pianists
A song for pioneers
Robert and the SMiths (lyrics by Robin Banks)
Verse 1
Robert Smith was an imaginary boy
and we know that boys don't cry
and he wrote some good hits
I'm gonna lie
It was just like heaven
in between days, he felt close to us
wearing make up and gothic clothes
like every other gothkid does
Chorus
We all remember Jedis and Empires
but not so much Revenges of Siths
sure Robert could cure forest fires
but he couldn't be part of the Smiths
Holding on to his past fame
He has no one to share it with
cause Smith might be his last name
but he'll never be a Smith
Verse 2
Morrissey thinks meat is murder
don't you go murder that cow
there was a light that never went out
but heaven knows he's miserable now
But what difference does it make?
Can we really be sure?
but what makes little Steven miserable
is he never got to be in the Cure
Brian Emo (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
When I want foxy music
I listen to Roxy music
And it almost gets me crying
cause it keeps me hanging on
with a business with Pauls and Johns
It's nice to have a couple of Brians
Chorus
Yes I'm a pinhead
yes I'm a skinhead
I'm not going through chemo
Dude is experimental
Dude is fucking mental
But now Brian Eno is emo
Verse 1
He wanted something to do
so he decided to produce U2
if David Bowie wasn't enough
Now didn't want to make us dance
but listens to My Chemical Romance
he must be going through something rough
Brdge
Maybe he and Gory
listen to Jawbreaker CD's
I guess that's another story
none of those motherfuckers love Grease
Real Life (Lyrics by Robin Banks)^
Verse 1
With social media and endless knowledge
it's hard to accept reality
news reports and tv debates
have just become banalities
So I've started reflect
On this current event
I have no idea what it meant
Chorus
I guess when your in the mouth of the shark
Lying alone in the dark
and the fat lady plays a wooden fife
That's when you can say it out
This might be real life
Verse 2
SMS's and twitter DM's
have replaced phone calls and faxes
still nothing in life is sure
except death and paying taxes
So when the disaster
starts to it
there's not much to do about it
Chorus
I guess when heart stops
and when your first born's balls drop
or when someone tries to stab you with a knife
What's when you're allowed to say
This might be real life
Chorus
I guess when you watch less TV
and someone gives you and STD
or when someone decides to run off with your wife
That's when you can finally say
This is real life!
