First Edition and we are doing remember when? You got to love show business and entertainment. So remember when Mariko was the most balance of the Kobayashi? remember when Girl groups were all cute and innocent? I don't but apparently everyone else does so our first two stories is here to tell you that time makes thing WORST not better and give you two examples.
Japan Where After 90s Things Just Got Weird Our first story we have Mariko Kobayashi to thank for it. This young tart has been everything but stable and just watching her on big brother makes you want to sing “These hoes ain’t loyal.” this isn’t the first time Mariko has been in the wrong and I know this won’t be the last. You know the old saying when a guy has a wife and a mistress. Once the mistress becomes the man wife…he is looking for another mistress. So Nina, Mariko ex-girlfriend now I didn’t know how that worked where you just give up on national TV was dating emerald and Mariko comes in and take Nina away. Emerald stabs herself, yea she was Tryon before big brother made him do the same shit and again Mariko had that same look on her face. So we can just say that Mariko was the man and he married his mistress. But that wasn’t enough he needed more so enter the “friend” Vara but one of them have to be the responsible one, I never thought I would say Vara miss sex craze as sexually responsible one. Enter miss daisy who is little bubble but innocent. So now we got the mistress. I think you see Mariko and her story about always needing to be love and shit. I think Mariko just want some side pieces. Never wanting to be without Always has someone on speed-dial when the bed is feeling lonely. I not mad at her, hell men do this all the time but at least we are up front with this shit. So please Mariko take it from us guys. It’s alright to have side chicks but you got to learn how to manage it.
1) NO FEELINGS: What you did to Daisy thumbs up. But don’t let the mistress or main chick find out
(which is Vara now? Does that mean Rum is single?)
2) Plan your shit out: if you know someone is going to be on tour plan ahead so the side chick can be there when the main one is gone.
3) Most Important RULE Keep it consistent: Your side piece is just a side piece and your main chick is your main chick don’t flip flop the roles.
Remember when girls use to be all sweet and innocent and something happen to make them turn all slutty and look for something they never thought in their young lives that they would need, the D. That is called puberty yes it hits girls too and I’m not talking about the lumps of fats that have on their chest or the hair that will spring up. It happens to everyone and this years lucky winners are the girls from SYNCO. Oh they were a young pure bunch alright, doing the typical pop girl songs with “Treat Your Girl Right”(Side note, Mariko maybe should have listened to that rather than Ludacris Hoes in Different Area Codes but I digress) “Goodbye (Rest In Peace)" but as time went on the music started getting sexual and it was bound to happen have you really listen to “You Don’t Have to Wait Anymore?” It’s like when a girl start getting breast or when a girl has her freshman year in college, those are experiment years where you do some sexy, and if done right, nasty stuff. Let’s enjoy SYNCO new “slutty” persona I can’t wait to see leaks of sex tapes and shower rods. From all your friends here at the Pulse we promised to be like these people mention. We know we are the main chick that belongs to Uncut but we’ll be here waiting for your call for they go out on tour and you feeling lonely. We promise to give you our best slutty years and hope that we don’t get mature and find real jobs. We will be the drunk girl at the party that is passed out and passed around. Sure we won’t be the cleanness, We come in like a hot mess but we will get attention grinding on whatever is close to us and hopefully find a pulse somewhere.
Let The Good Times Roll That is are mission statement
~The Pulse Team