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WhaDoUKno: I don't know if it is this weed label HESS TRIP in Chris room, but like....is Mariko into hip hop music? Are Chris and Erica related? Am I one of those body snatchers like in that movie from Us? Who hands are these and can't I feel my toes? What happened to everyone?
YouLuckyBastard: Let me go get Tyler, I learned the hard way that anything Chris gets with Hess on it we put it away until he gets proper supervision. |
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MiniMariko:@WhaDoUKno I dated Nina T. I think that totally solidifies my hip hop cred. But yeah, I totally dig some of the 90's stuff.
Erica_Rox:@WhaDoUKno well, not exactly. But i am performing in a panda costume at the next harlots show. So rev up those conspiracy theories.
Atomic_Erich: sounds like Chris needs some of uncle Erich's olde tyme absinthe. |
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FiringMYLAZAH: Okay wait a minute is Chris like a harem protagonist? |
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Atomic_Erich: i have a great idea.. The harem globetrotters. Huh? Huh? Soooooo much more entertaining than basketball.
ChloeZoe: as a child that looked like Wednesday Addams: this new Addams family can bite my ass. |
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TJIcey: Umm I think we are all missing the point that their this bomb ass "Hess Trip" weed out there that is killer. I want to try this.
UREFail: I be trying to tell people that me and @MiniMariko aren't so different personality wise. |
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Atomic_Erich: it's a bootleg product,@TJIcey. But we've never protected copyright, so we're fucked now. Also,judge judy won't return my calls or respond to my dick pics.
CalvinAndKnobbs: I'd pay good money for a reality show where tyron and mariko flip housrs or buy storage units for profit. |
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MyNameisCHRIS: "Hess Trip" is not in anyway part of the Hess Clan brand. I will say I got it from a fan that told me this was how he felt and so he called it that. To be clear I think it is lace with a bunch of stuff it like a superweed and should be smoked when it is important otherwise the gods will frown upon lighten it up and leads to bad trips.
WhaDoUKno: Studio Exec listen to this pitch Tyron and Mariko Dating Advice, That would be TV gold. Also Tyron and Mariko buddy cop film. Tyron and Mariko is the couple you never thought you needed until you see that big brother episode and NOTHING ELSE before or after topped that moment. |
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MiniMariko: you had me at buddy cop! But i HAVE to be to be the grizzled veteran role. Ooh,i also want 70's car chase music: wakitoo wakitoo wakitoo
MiniMariko: my dating advice? Fuck em.
Erica_Rox: my sister isn't easy to work with. You birthed this monster.
MiniMariko:@Erica_Rox im society's problem now. |
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UREFail: Much like how the Rock refused to work with Shawn Michaels I can't work with @MiniMariko. Nothing against her but here is the last time we were on a show, granted it was without her knowing "I'm going to fucking kill you", the time before that? I'm rushed off to the hospital. Strong no on this but if you want Nina to do it ask her.
UREFail: Yea the dating advice one stupid idea, don't reproduce if you think the two of us could give sound love advice. |
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MiniMariko: wait. Wut? That doesn't sound like a show i want to be on! @UREFail
Erica_Rox: at least my sis is Shawn Michaels and not marty jeanetty.
MiniMariko: have no idea who any of these people are. |
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MyNameisCHRIS: Don't take this the wrong way but I feel like I friends with a lot of girls cause no one knows how great I am.
WhaDoUKno: Or and just hear me out @MyNameisCHRIS they feel your energy and decide that your not boyfriend material |
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Nina_Rox: i may be living someone's fantasy,loves. But I'm officially sick of seeing Erica's boobs. This is the thirtieth picture today.
Erica_Rox>Nina_Rox
But look at them!! Pregnancy boobs rock! Hitomi Kobayashi?! More like hitomi tanaka!...if she had only c's. But still.LOOK AT THEM,NINA!!!!!!!!
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ok.The pic of you between the cantaloupes was pretty funny. Does Gretchen know you're doing this,love? I don't want my ass kicked .
Erica_Rox>Nina_Rox
You tell me.
*video of Gretchen being smothered by Erica's breasts and yelling "help me Nina!"*
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I think she still has you outgunned,love. You still coming to the show tonight?
Erica_Rox>Nina_Rox
Totally. I am so God damned bored!
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I can't wait to see you,love. But what if someone notices your belly through the costume?
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Easy. Ill just say i have a Pregnant belly prop under the panda suit. Nobody is seriously going to think I'm pregnant. Even if the panda suit is pudgy in the middle.
Ggeist>Nina_Rox
Itll be fine. I have a hillbilly outfit ready. Im practicing my "i done put a baby in that mutant raccoon ."
Nina_Rox>Ggeist
Bloody disturbing you've put that much thought into how a panda would get pregnant but not by another panda? Wouldn't two panda suits be easier?
Ggeist>Nina_Rox
Pandas are going extinct because they won't breed,duh. Nobody would buy me in a panda suit saying i impregnated an Erica in a panda suit.
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Yeah. C'mon,Nina . this is day one shit.
Nina_rox>Erica_Rox>Ggeist
You guys are fucking goofy.
Nina_Rox: you know...sometimes you meet a couple that is perfect for each other.
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MyNameisCHRIS: @Atomic_Erich hmmm I'm tired of the boyfriend gossip stuff. You talk about perfect couples though I live with one
YouLuckyBastard: @MyNameisCHRIS please don't.
MyNameisCHRIS: Moments living in the house with Sarah and Jake
Sarah: What do you want to eat tonight?
Jake: Mmm I don't know what do you want to eat?
Sarah: I'm tired of cooking
Jake: Go out and let Chris babysit
Sarah: I don't want to go out
Jake: Let Chris Cook?
Sarah: Can he cook?
Jake: Delivery or take out?
Sarah: mmmm
Jake: Tacos.
Sarah: I love you.
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Atomic_Erich:@MyNameIsCHRIS so...did they go out or did you make the tacos? And if you did,why?
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MyNameisCHRIS:@Atomic_Erich I made soft tacos with my niece, they used her as bait which I feel is terrible for you to use "bonding time" for me to make you food lazy parenting, and they just continued to have their date night.
YouLuckyBastard: I call it a win-win. I get to do stuff for my babymom and you get to spend time with your niece while I'm close by in case anything happens.
MyNameisCHRIS: This is why I'm the favorite,
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Atomic_Erich:@MyNameIsCHRIS simple solution. Inform the child her parents are taking her to disney world in five minutes. For extra effect, load the kid up with energy drinks. The cheap,off brand, dollar store variety. The sort that most definitely has more than trace amounts of cocaine and has no label. Because the shitty company doesn't want the product traced back to them.
Atomic_Erich:@MyNameIsCHRIS or make said tacos,but give jake's a spoonful of saltpeter. Oh they'll have date night,a very soft date night. |
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