Slade. The reason why William regal choked the singer of quiet riot. All i want for Christmas is video of that.

To use A tired joke: Mrs doubtfire is terrifying from the ex wife's perspective.

Never saw it and forgot the premise until you said it. Yeah. That is more than a little disturbing. Im glad someone finally made psycho a comedy.


I do try to think about perspective whenever I'm in traffic. In my perspective, people are in my way. But to other people, i1m the traffic.

When i hate going to work, i think about how if i was unemployed, I'd love the chance to go to work.

Fuck yes. But unless it looks like this, they can keep it.


And runny yolks deserve an air raid. Ew.

Happy new year from t'north of England one and all. May the roaring 20s be mint for you all.

The namesake of Ada and Erich's daughter.

Va va voom.

With it being all the rage now,i watched that tiger show....
That was perhaps the biggest bucket of batshit insanity I have seen in a long time.
I learned several things:

Tigers are way cheaper than i thought. Pretty sure my dad spent more on his 3 Yorkies. We're all about a good tax return away from tiger ownership.

Wanna have a poly relationship? Get some fucking tigers.

Guns can fire without a magazine.

We could have had Joe for president! In retrospect, he was the far better choice when it came to reality show presidents

Doing meth and being around tigers isn't as dangerous as one initially imagines.

Exotic animals and ex-cons seem to go hand in hand. Im rethinking jack Hannah and Steve Irwin.

Carole probably killed her husband. When The Miami drug lord who dismembered and burned someone says you did it,you probably did.

It is wild how it just keeps topping itself when you think the ceiling of crazy has been hit.

Happy puppy day.


One of my cats slept of the floor today. This is a rather big deal as she hasnt touched the floor for more than a few seconds in over a year. She's.....special. She's daddy's little crackhead for a reason.
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