Karoliena_S: outlook reminder up to 452 weeks overdue. I refuse to dismiss it. Ill die before i stop hitting snooze.

Erica_Rox: i got bit by ant. I think im going to die.

Nina_Rox:@Erica_Rox i know the type of ants and you were stung,love.

Erica_Rox:@Nina_Rox Nobody likes a bitch,Nina.

Nina_Rox:@Erica_Rox if you're going to be dramatic, you could at least be accurate.

MiniMariko> V-V-V-VARA
Vara! Oh my god do i miss you. I miss you so much I'm not going to make a booty joke.

We should make a pact to never be in different countries ever again.

I've been passing the time by drinking and watching old episodes of the young and the restless. How are you managing?


MiniMariko: miss chancellor was a bad bitch as the kids say.

MiniMariko>V-V-V-VARA
I didn't want to say it, but I've been so worried about you. I didn't want to speak into existence, you know. You're cooking and cleaning, I'm watching soaps... We've become domesticated. We may as well get married now.
I've eaten so many packages of ramen. I swear I hear the package crinkle in my sleep.

I don't know how i feel about that show. I used to think i was pretty interesting. But any more I have serious doubts that I'm cool enough to own a tiger.

Oh and that ponytail guy totally fucked a tiger at least once.



Atomic_Erich: i hear Copenhagen chewing tobacco is ceasing production because of what's going on. That shit is nasty. I've NEVER had the urge to try chew.

MiniMariko>V-V-V-VARA
i think we could manage to get that many people together for our holy union. if we can't? we'll have to embark on a friend making quest...then dump then after we get presents from them. i dont want any ugly ass crystal either. we're not old ladies and even if we were,i think we'd still have taste.

that was he exact moment i came to that conclusion too. you can love your tigers,just dont LOVE your tigers.


erica_Rox: i just one of the saddest things i've read since this whole thing started. domestic violence hotlines have reported like a 25% increase in calls. jeez.

Atomic_Erich: maybe nobody should have saved ferris.

Ggeist: thanks to all that tuned into "morning meditation with Gretchen"...i swear we're working on the title.


Atomic_Erich: it's a dino sort of day. Let's get those martinis flowing.

NicholeShade: I’m here to record a bunch of new-age death metal folk rock, and then back into hiding again.

Atomic_Erich: they put cgi in the 60s star trek episodes? There aren't enough clocktowers in the world for me right now.


Atomic_Erich: i reserve the right to lust after kinga Forrester.

CassIsBadAss: well, looks like 4 more years before we return to the United States. This election you get the choice between two rapists. Fuck em. Fuck em both.

Atomic_erich: i have to disagree with my fellow Americans. Nobody should fuck joe Biden.

ADAvonW: I know this is a very politically charged moment right now, but I have been quarantined with my young daughter this entire time, and I just have to say: the things Judy Moody got away with piss me off to no end, and still do.