Hahaa, I love what Raphaela said ;) And Elliot I'm not THAT bad :L
Rincewind - Smoke some weed then get a massage for him, whilst listening to some quiet Asian music played by a naked lady. If that doesn't make him relax, I don't know what would.
Ryland - Laugh at him for liking Green Day, then decide he's still cool.
Raphaela - Laugh at her for liking My Chemical Romance, then decide she's still cool, and lets just leave it there huh
Forkboy - Give him a cuddle.
Elliot & Lewis - Compare height.
Bikz - Compare height, then lol.
Tension - Take a picture of his permanently grumpy face, then make a band with a decent name with him.
Panic! - Panic.
Captain Insano - Pee myself.
Gildermershina - Sit on his knee like a small child and gaze in wonderment at his genius.