Throw me down the well-Mariko-
theres not going to be a wet dream.
theres not going to be a pope.
theres not going to be a tangerine.
but you'll be there when i
CHOKE!
throw me down the well.
throw me down the well.
make me hit my head so
i will can not tell.
sometimes things fall from tall trees.
sometimes things fall from ferns.
sometimes things fall from Jefferies.
i'll be there when you BURN!
throw me down the well.
throw me down the well.
make me hit my head so
i will can not tell.
lets put on boots and stomp on the stairs.
lets put on boots and stomp on fred.
lets put on boots and stomp on heirs.
All my favorite people are DEAD!
Mariko sez: who gives a fuck what it means? oh.i guess you guys want more than that. it's just a big dumb rock song. i think since i write songs a little more personal than my sister,people assume i am serious. this is really just sort of nod to the sort of music i like,you know like real corny shit like jack off jill and marilyn manson . hey,halloween is coming up. those stores that set up in the ruins of other stores need music too, right?
sounds like
Quasimodo's hunchback ray-The Harlots-
someday a real rain is going to come.
someday they're all going to pay.
a dirty deed will be done..
they'll face my...HUNCHBACK RAY!!
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK RAY.
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK RAY
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL HUNCHBACK PAY!
late night searching in a radio shack sorta shanty
i came across an ad that i fancied.
it promised revenge most nasty.
it felt sorta like really targeted advertising.
but in seconds,i was ordering my
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK RAY
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK RAY
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL HUNCHBACK PAY!
fucking bitch ass villagers treat me like shit.
i am the one that is ugly?! have you seen your nose?
on a well digger's ass i've seen less zits
and your nose hair hangs down to your toes!
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK RAY
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK RAY
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL HUNCHBACK PAY!
i ring these fucking bells just to cope.
im going fucking nuts,this is no joke.
they got me talking to gargoyles,
all of which i want to choke.
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK RAY
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK RAY
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL HUNCHBACK PAY!
i'll point my ray gun out the window.
all the whores and degenerates will look to me
"save us " they'll command and i'll say no.
one final squeeze and off we go
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK RAY
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK
HUNCHBACK RAY
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL HUNCHBACK PAY!
the cosmic rays will settle as a cone.
all in side are in the hunchback zone!
your back will bend and your hair will fall.
thanks to your rudeness,we're hunchbacks all!
Erica Sez: i like to think of this as a commentary piece on the state of the world today. i mean,look at everything around us. whats a woman to do? pick up a hunchback ray that was ordered out of a comic book and just go bananas with it? in some cases? yes. arent we all just one bad day from being one that "slipped through the cracks"? so in a very real way,qasimodo is us,and WE are qasimodo.
seriously though,i always thought that disney cartoon version needed more burning the villagers with oil like in the movie. maybe it's in the book too,fuck if i know. im not that interested in the story. ol hunchy needed to get revenge,not still be hanging out with those bastard gargoyles. who,if i may,NOBODY FUCKING LIKES! so if everyone is a hunchback,nobody can be bitchy about it. erica hess,you fucking genius.
sounds like
Reviewit is rare to get a release from these artists and even rarer for them to join forces. here at the office we have it on good report that the joint release is just pure laziness. clearly neither artist wanted to write a b side to a single. for you collectors out there,there are both dahlhaus and studio60 prints.. so you may want to get your grubby paws on both. or not,really. unless there is a tragic plane crash involved,i doubt these will ever be collectable. so what do you get for your money? lets find out.
with mariko's offering we get something straight from a 1990's hot topic. thin and buzzy guitars behind mariko's typical vocal delivery. panning from overly childlike to a screechy roar. so if thats your thing,then by all means. as far as what its about? its possibly for someone's student film. i hope it is because it makes no sense otherwise. however,mariko makes it nonsense that you want to hear.
for the harlots side..i wish i couldnt follow what their song is supposed to be about. erica hess has made writing the silliest nonsense and calling it a song her brand. this may be the stupidest song i have ever heard. subject matter aside,and trust me,we'll get to that,i hate this song. the thing gets stuck in your head and you find yourself humming it while you open that can of cat food. the verses are sang as a limmerick and the the chorus bounces along in this fun little way and before you know it.... yeah. so i hate you, harlots. this is the harlots at their best: insanely catchy and stupid. the title lets you know what you're in for. its a cheesy sci fi
what if where quasimdodo is some vigilante with a very specific idea of revenge.