The Bitch: Here's an update from your pal the Bitch. Our new album is long overdue. We've been recording ever since we finished our last one. We decided to release singles before the album, since that's the thing bands do nowadays. I guess we've gott to adapt. When we've released the album it's already too late, so we have to hype it while it's hypable. We've released two already, and we're just now picking out the third single. The fourth one might be a non album single with an album B-side. The world is open. We think we'll call the album Songs for Lovin' Swingers, but who knows?


single one:


https://www.therockstarg...ngle.asp?SingleID=109653

This Was Gonna Be My Year




The lyrics:

This Was Gonna Be My Year
(lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse 1

I had a cake that said 2020
In hindsight that was a bad idea
I got no use for my saved up money
and giftcards from Ikea
One year down the drain
It sure wasn't fun

Chorus

Sit down with some pizza
and an Oz of beer
I sit around and mope a lot
And I can't believe New Years Eve I thought
This was gonna be my year

Verse 2

I started using talcum powder
Saved up for a house in Rome
But now I'm not even allowed there
and I have to stay at home
One year down the train
Guess I'll wait for 2021


Tell My Love I'm Leaving (lyrics by Gory I. Lids)


Verse 1

Tell my love I'm going
There's no way of knowing if we'll ever meet again
Tell her it's all over
And it was nice to know her, but things will be better in the end

Chorus

Tell her she was lovely
Tell her she was fine
She was a saint to love me
An angel to be mine
Tell my love I'm leaving
Tell heavens above
I've got nothing left to believe in
I've got nothing left to love

Verse 2

Tell my love I'm splitting
Don't let the truth be to hitting and don't make her cry
Tell her to stay active
She's still attractive and though I leave this is not goodbye

Edited by user 21 December 2020 09:15:12(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Interview with the Bitch on some podcast

Some Podcast: You just released a new single from your new album?
The Bitch: yeah it's the third one. It's about Mondays. They are fine.
SP: You really think so?
TB: Well that was Robin's song. I can't stand Mondays.
SP: oh really?
TB: We tried to steal the single cover from the Boomtown Rats, but we didn't bother so we made it simple. Our next single will have some other album parodied on it.
SP: So that'll be the third single from the album?
TB: It'll be sort of a non-album single, but the B-side will go on the album. Releasing this many songs before the actual album is weird to me.
SP: Do you do any shows nowadays?
TB: We play some shows in our hometown and stream them. We also do shows in our practice space and stream them across the world. We don't make much money on it, but we stay relevant. People can subsribe to our live streaming club and see the shows they wanna see.
SP: That's a cool deal.
TB: I'd never pay for it myself. Our fans are suckers
SP: Thank you for coming!
TB: It was nothing. Watch out for our new album Songs for Lovin' Swingers!

The single:

https://www.therockstarg...ngle.asp?SingleID=110420



Lyrics:


I Don't Mind Mondays (lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

The first day of the week
Back to work and back to school
Others seem to hate it
And I think it's pretty cool
In Garfield comics
those cats hate that day
But I'd rather than sunshine
would have a sky that's cloudy grey

Chorus

Cuz I don't mind mondays
It's not all that bleak
It's not manic
I don't panic
It's just the first day of the week
The first day of the week

Verse 2

The first day of the week
Mark it in the calendar
There are other days
but this is not that bad I'm sure
Get a cup of coffee
go and great the day
Cuz I'd rather have it cold outside
than the month of May

Bridge

Monday
Fun day
Sun day
bake a bun day
one day

Please Don't Please Me (lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

Oh oh girl
You have my heart in a whirl
I'd do anything for you
Anything you'd want me to
You're my shining star
one of many things you are
The light of my life
and I want you to be my wife

Chorus

Don't tempt me
Don't let me down
I'll be so empty
if I have to wear a frown
Don't release me
I'm not in jail
Please don't please me
My love is not for sale

Verse 2

Oh oh love
You're the one I think of
My heart beats
faster than sugar sweets
You'r my number one
made me grow a manbun
but I had to cut it off
but I don't count my loss

Please don't please me, please yourself

Edited by user 21 December 2020 10:31:36(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

https://www.therockstarg..._album.asp?AlbumID=40408


The album almost made top 10 in every continent.

Tracklist:

1 The Song formerly Known as "Albatross" (instrumental) (partly cover of Fleetwood Mac, partly not)

2 Quarantine Joy

3 This Was Gonna Be My Year

4 I Don't Mind Mondays

5 Gothic Imagination

6 Are Ya High Barry?

Lyrics (by Poo Peter)


Verse 1

I know Barry is not a stoner
and I know he's not into that scene
He's more of a loner
He's seen stuff none of us has seen
But today he's looking very high
Singing the chorus to "Mandy"
And I just don't know why
he would suddenly hang out with Landy

Chorus

Are ya high Barry?
Or is that a lie Barry?`
Can you tell if it's so
Are you high Barry
or are you Manilow?

Verse 2

I know Barry is a steady worker
Every day from nine to five
I don't know if it's nature or nurture
But he does all he can to survive
But damn now he's buying doritos
and it's only Tuesday Night
and I wonder how he could eat those
and not be fucking high



7 What the Hell is "My Bloody Valentine?"

Lyrics (by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

Someone talked about My Bloody Valentine yesterday
and I was like "do you mean the band from the 80s?"
They said "that other song"
"You the one that is big with the ladies
then I got embarrassed
that I'd never heard it
I thought I was a music geek
but I have been out-nerded

Chorus

You ask What is on my mind`?
It's What the hell is "My Bloody Valentine?"

Verse 2

Today started perfectly alright
Yeah the day started just fine
but then I saw a post on Google+
"Robin doesn't know "My Bloody Valentine"
I didn't know I could
be so awfully slandered
just because of
some lame ass jazz-standard

8 Airplane Jitters

lyrics (by The Bitch)


Verse 1

I hate going on planes
It drives me fucking insane
and it's even worse during rona
So I usually get high
even if we're already up in the sky
and I'm not much of a stoner

Chorus

I've got the airplane jitters
it makes me angry and bitter
oh yeah

Verse 2

I always bring a flask
and take sips inside my mask
and it's usually scarier at night
I've become co-dependant
on a flight attendant
to hold my hand and tell me it's alright

Bridge

We're always facing bad weather
and turbulence is massive here
so I try to get myself together
and pour down another beer


Hurt Myself Even More

lyrics (by the Bitch)

Verse 1

I've been far away from my baby
I've been gone away from my love
I've high and low and where no one could know
and where you'd never even think of

But I try not to be shady
I try not to start a war
cuz everytime I hurt my baby
I hurt myself even more

Verse 2

I've been missing my sister
so much I almost cried
and those things said when through my head
and almost made me dead inside

It's almost like losing at Twister
feet in air and head on the floor
but everytime I hurt my sister
I hurt myself even more

Verse 3

I have so much respect for my mama
She's the reason I was born
but I spent that life with several wives
Jack Daniels and hardcore porn

And I wouldn't want to cause any drama
No I'll never walk out that door
cuz everytime I hurt my mama
I hurt myself even more


10 Song for Lovin' Swingers

lyrics (by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

Hey I'm not one to be judgmental
I am open and free
I like prog and sludge metal
and sexuality
So I'd like to make a tribute
I'd like to make a song
to those who sing and those who swing
And stay up all night long

Chorus

Singing songs by Lionel Ritchie
and drinking Chardonay
This is a song for Lovin' swingers
Who dance the night away

Verse 2

Hey if you are a lovin' swinger
that is simply alright
if you're a Russian folk singer
That's simply out of sight
If you like to take your husband
to one of those swingers bars
bring your friend Jim and dance with him
and drive home in separate cars

Chorus

Speaking slow and smooothly
and eating tender pork
This is a song for lovin' swingers
who bring an extra fork

Bridge

Put that pineapple
outside your door
Don't keep it a secret anymore

Chorus

Reading retro porn mags
Buying the coldest coke
This a song for lovin' swingers
who know how to poke

Edited by user 21 December 2020 10:40:34(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

The Bitch: Thank you very much! Highness was the purpose of this album!