Fascist Fashionistas (lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse 1
Everytime their algorhythms
show them what to buy
a picture Mussolini's coat
And Machiavelli's Discourses on Livy
They've got closets full of brown shirts
And fasces with lots of latin words
Appropriating ancient Rome
Swastikas all over their homes
Chorus
They're fascist fashionistas
looking for the hottest style
With aquilas and swastikas
and that dollar smile
Verse 2
Learned to speak Spanish
Cuz it was lingua Franco
learn to say "Uno dos tres"
and "la supermacia blanco"
Checking out vintage shops
for Falange shirts and eagle tops
Polo shirts are elementary
But it's gonna piss of Fred Perry
Bridge
Yeah the 40s are back again
Now that's really retro
when you had to be white and male
and everyone was hetero
Poo Peter: Hey Bitch. What if people think we're fascists now?
The Bitch: We're not?
Poo Peter: I'm not! Wait we're fascists?
The Bitch: I was kidding. Calm down Poo. It's satire. People will get it.
Robin Banks: I'm more worried about the fat shaming on the next one
Poo Peter: It's not fat shaming!!!!!
Ex Excel (lyrics Poo Peter)
Verse 1
George is a big boy
he wears XXL
and in Microsoft Office
He's learned to excel
Put on a few pounds
that summer he turned eighteen
But he still wears those large pants
And now he's out and datin'
Chorus
Georgie is a big boy
George is ex excel
Harold creeps him out
Harold is in incel
Verse 2
Harold got dumped last summer
the pain was XXL
But it was dumping Harold
that made his ex excel
Now he seeks out likeminded
dudes on incel forums
and says adorable things to women
just so they can adore him
A Cock You Bind (lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse 1
He struts around with all the chickens
Looking for something that he can stick in
And you can say it makes no sense
that he should be that cock among all those hens
Chorus
He's into heavy petting
and getting chocked and sweating
He's out of his mind
He's not the man who used her
He's not some big shot rooster
He's just a cock you bind
Verse 2
He likes to dress in poultry leather
And lets his mate rip off his feathers
The hens all says he spreads his legs
Faster than they can pop out eggs
Read Hearing (lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse 1
The Da said it's a mistrial
The Lawyer is too vile
The judge started to ravel
And punch his desks with his gavel
and then he said with a cough
"today court is off"
Chorus
It's a red hearing
court is off today
Red hearing
Look at the smile of the DA
Verse 2
The lawyer was misleading
with contempt he was treating
the courtroom and he tricked them all
no respect for the court or the victim
all of the jury was igniting
when he said "i'd like this hearing in writing"
Chorus
Read hearing
the hearing was read today
Read hearing
Look at the frown of the DA
Solitarity (lyrics by Robin Banks)
Verse 1
I guess you can call it
all great and solid
That gigantic heart of mine
even if I like to be alone
and somes kill three birds with one stone
I'm sympathetic most of the time
Chorus
I show solitairity
It's not charity
Verse 2
I never was much of a joker
and I never cared much for poker
I was better at solitaire
Yeah I look at the world with grudge
but man, I do not judge
Yeah this does not mean that I don't care
Bridge
Just show solitairity
Solidarity
for prosperity
it's a rarity
sincerity
and get some clarity
Soltairity
ah ah ah
Edited by user 05 May 2021 04:49:21(UTC)
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