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Erich gives dustyn a wave of his hand to say everything is fine. "we've all had a psycho ex or something. look on the bright side,you wont be on a ship with your exes." erich grins,trying to let dustyn know it was cool and not to beat himself up over it. erich looks at dustyn and with the honesty of the little cartoon angel that sits on erich's shoulder,he says. "i will try my best. if not,i hope the old tweet and delete will be fast enough." erich talks a lot of shit so it could possibly slip out. in any case, there were no future shows booked aboard the duke,so the ship could be out at sea for months before it had to dock. only astronauts were slightly more isolated.
"yeah.the short amount of time i lived with a child... marlena would kick like a kangaroo in between ada and i. you really kinda become more friends than anything after so long of that. you guys need your couple time...., so anyway,so there i was doing blow with john saxon..." erich says with smile. he was in no position to give relationship wisdom when it came to family life. erich looks at dustyn and smirks.wagging a finger,"you know,in texas i think you could be legally jailed for mentioning gay sex and beef so closely. but yeah. you're a meat magician,dustyn a beef bro,a cow flesh jockey,a grand marquis of the grill. even more impressive if you dont actually eat it. if i dont eat something, i dont know how to work it. does one jar of mayo go on a sandwich,fuck if i know and fuck if i want to." erichs says gushingly. he knows dustyn loves cooking for people and erich wanted him to know just how much it was appreciated.
"wanger?" erich repeats,cackling afterwards he's lived a while,seen a lot of things in his time,but never heard it called that.erich laughs at dustyn's flavored rum and picks up an everclear. "see,i'm too punk rock to buy the flavored one. look,you're getting cheated on alcohol when they add the flavor. it'll say something like 35% or something instead of the usual." erich says,holding up the two kinds of rums as exhibit a and b. erich may have spent more than the gdp of his claimed mailing address of malta on booze last week,but he was DAMNED if anyone was shorting him on liquor. he takes taste of another coconut rum,smacking his lips. "it is tasty....fuck,peppermint schnapps are too. with the idea of being the sensible adult out the window,erich was in the mood to drink. he laughs at the barely there innuendo and repeats slowly and in the most porno of voices he could muster,"hard."
"oh god! masturbation has made me blind finally!" erich cries out when the lights go out. the joke was hacky,but so was he. erich bounces around on the bed as dustyn repositions. he does jump a little when he feels dustyn's hand on his wrist. he's seen that one monty python movie where death visits an isolated cottage. erich also whispers,since it would be rude to speak normally back to a whisperer on the dark. "thanks...god,we are going to wake up with so many little bottles in places there shouldnt be vottles."erich says when he hears the clinking o the oodles of bottles. he liked it as it seemed pretty damned decadent and he was always ready for some rockstar decadence. erich takes a drink of the everclear and coughs slightly." the burn lets you know its working...nah. cassie is much more hands on. she aint watching." erich says with a laugh,picturing his and dustyn's eyes still being visible in the pitch black room like a cartoon. |
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