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Mouschi wrote:Thorgrim wrote:Wank wank uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. Members really are giving away too much these days .... Yeah, that info should be saved for the first boardie meet! Oh and I just noticed that masturbation was spelt wrong in the title. |
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I have better things to do than argue about whether there should be a thread about masturbation. I would rather masturbate. This forum needs some straightening out, whiny little immature people like AJ aren't going to waste my time anymore. You have something unnecessary to say, all you're going to do is this  and I don't have time for that so you will be ignored. This topic is for you to talk about masturbation not about when you masturbate or how you masturbate. I really don't need or want to know that. Also there is no problem with joking about it. Humor is one of the best things in a forum. Anyway back on topic. Now, I actually talked with my doctor about masturbation and he told me it is good for the heart. It's also a good stress revealer. Little kids see it as a big thing, or they see it as a joke when it is not. It is in fact the time when you get get in touch (literally) with yourself. You discover what pleases you the most. And that's why I find it so amazing. That god gave us the gift to please ourselves in someway. Edited by user 03 December 2009 10:30:51(UTC)
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Mt. Epic wrote:Mouschi wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:sorry for stealing it Raphaela, but I couldn't resist And the cake goes to .... ? basically to everyone here who talked about how they wank off.........including me. No one has, from what I've read.
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Isn't masturbation frowned upon by the Bible? |
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troymazing wrote:Isn't masturbation frowned upon by the Bible? Aren't gays frowend upon too.
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stephaniewazhere wrote:troymazing wrote:Isn't masturbation frowned upon by the Bible? Aren't gays frowend upon too. Yes? You believe in God and the Bible and yet you are here proclaiming your love for masturbation. Isn't that a little heathenish? |
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troymazing wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:troymazing wrote:Isn't masturbation frowned upon by the Bible? Aren't gays frowend upon too. Yes? You believe in God and the Bible and yet you are here proclaiming your love for masturbation. Isn't that a little heathenish? I do believe in God and the bible, that has nothing to do with my sinning. Just like how I'm sinning because I'm gay. I will eventually stop. Yeah you failed. Edited by user 03 December 2009 10:40:07(UTC)
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Being gay isn't a habit you can just pick up and put down as you please. If you're gay, you were born gay, you will die gay, and there is no point in your life in which you were not gay. Edited by user 03 December 2009 10:42:42(UTC)
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Mouschi wrote:Being gay isn't a habit you can just pick up and put down as you please. Exactly. Unless Steph plans on stop being gay eventually? |
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So, Steph is a gay christian? how does that work? |
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Mt. Epic wrote:So, Steph is a gay christian? how does that work? No idea. |
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Well I had a talk with my mom and she told me, the bible is the truth (whatever it reads, its the truth). Luckily I am bisexual and I do find women attractive. So I just need to go to church to get this thing out of me. Which I will, eventually... Edited by user 03 December 2009 11:01:31(UTC)
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troymazing wrote:Unless Steph plans on stop being gay eventually? That's what he said. Example. I personally hate being bisexual. I want to be completely straight. I HATE grey areas. But it's not going to change. I don't know whether the gays and bis on here, maybe even some of the straights, want to change their sexualities - but if you know, really and truly, what you are, then you'll be that for life. A gay guy was born gay, had a gay childhood, was a gay teenager, will be gay aged 20, 40, 60, will die a gay death - yeh, you catch my drift? You can't change it. And finally, the "God Hates Fags" movement has nothing to do with God, Jesus or the Bible. Google it, there are plenty of essays on how the Bible doesn't mind (and even, in some cases, approves of) homosexuality - and plenty of support for gay Christians. The idea of "God Hates Fags" was built entirely on 20th/21st century homophobia. Edited by user 03 December 2009 11:10:52(UTC)
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As an atheist, I really don't care if I was nor would I make a big fuss about if I were gay/bi. |
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Mt. Epic wrote:As an atheist, I really don't care if I was nor would I make a big fuss about if I were gay/bi. And see that's the problem, you don't care but millions, probably billions do. Sometimes I just which the whole world was one sex. Anyway, I have not dated a guy for a long time, for many reasons and one of them is because I want to be straight, God does not hate gays, the devil does. And if you don't follow god rules there will be a punishment. In my belief. So I will force myself to not be gay.
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stephaniewazhere wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:As an atheist, I really don't care if I was nor would I make a big fuss about if I were gay/bi. And see that's the problem, you don't care but millions, probably billions do. Sometimes I just which the whole world was one sex. Anyway, I have not dated a guy for a long time, for many reasons and one of them is because I want to be straight, God does not hate gays, the devil does. And if you don't follow god rules there will be a punishment. In my belief. So I will force myself to not be gay. God doesn't want that either dude.If you trey not being gay you're still going to have urges and will feel even more dirty.It's a part of you you cant get rid of.Embrace it don't despise it, there are lots of gay Christians, and if God truly loves you he would accept you for who yo are if you follow his other guidelines.Because God loves you and wants you to love yourself, and if you deny your gay side that's taking away a part of your self.And that is like killing yourself of at least a part of it.If you don't feel right being gay don't take counseling to stop it, take counseling to make yourself more adapted to it. God this is like fucking Degrassi |
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Biblical inerrancy is retarded anyway. A literal reading of the Old Testament would make Christianity as a religion redundant. Oh, and there's nothing in the Bible regarding masturbation, so there ya go.
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stephaniewazhere wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:As an atheist, I really don't care if I was nor would I make a big fuss about if I were gay/bi. And see that's the problem, you don't care but millions, probably billions do. Sometimes I just which the whole world was one sex. Anyway, I have not dated a guy for a long time, for many reasons and one of them is because I want to be straight, God does not hate gays, the devil does. And if you don't follow god rules there will be a punishment. In my belief. So I will force myself to not be gay. it's all mostly karma. The religious people have excuses because it's not in their guidelines, but everyone else, jeezus christ monkey balls! They are all like "No, I ain't this" or "I ain't that". "My friends would totally rip on me if I was this so I can't be that" It's pretty fuckin' absurd. |
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The Nimrods wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:As an atheist, I really don't care if I was nor would I make a big fuss about if I were gay/bi. And see that's the problem, you don't care but millions, probably billions do. Sometimes I just which the whole world was one sex. Anyway, I have not dated a guy for a long time, for many reasons and one of them is because I want to be straight, God does not hate gays, the devil does. And if you don't follow god rules there will be a punishment. In my belief. So I will force myself to not be gay. God doesn't want that either dude.If you trey not being gay you're still going to have urges and will feel even more dirty.It's a part of you you cant get rid of.Embrace it don't despise it, there are lots of gay Christians, and if God truly loves you he would accept you for who yo are if you follow his other guidelines.Because God loves you and wants you to love yourself, and if you deny your gay side that's taking away a part of your self.And that is like killing yourself of at least a part of it.If you don't feel right being gay don't take counseling to stop it, take counseling to make yourself more adapted to it. God this is like fucking Degrassi Thank you so much, I actually just had an emotional moment reading this. Its so hard dealing with being gay which takes me to the thought that being gay in the first place is wrong just like it says on the bible. It sucks. Edit: Sorry please re-read his message, I didn't proof read it. Edited by user 03 December 2009 11:53:46(UTC)
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