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#201 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:31:37(UTC)
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The sinners that have changed will get the chance for one last repent, and the one who God feels has served his punishment, is allowed to come to Heaven. Something like that, but those who did the unforgivable sins, like murder and such, are cast away into the pit of nothing, and their souls are destroyed/vanished.
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#202 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:32:13(UTC)
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Wrong, Hell is the dwelling of Satan, and is mentioned in Revelations when the sinners are thrown into darkness as Jesus takes his thrown on Earth and the old Hell, and life passover.

What did you do, look that up on google or something? Dont trust the internet, it lies.



no i read books... for example the bible, Koran and torah... which combined with the fact that at university i majored in the origins of religion in the near east as a big part of my degree means i actually know some of this...
unlike you aparently.
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#203 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:32:42(UTC)
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Also if you go to hell you get one more chance, I forgot where it says it on Revelations. Something about cutting your head.


Wait, if I go to hell, I'll have to cut my head off to go to heaven?!
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#204 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:33:56(UTC)
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asdf wrote:
The sinners that have changed will get the chance for one last repent, and the one who God feels has served his punishment, is allowed to come to Heaven. Something like that, but those who did the unforgivable sins, like murder and such, are cast away into the pit of nothing, and their souls are destroyed/vanished.


Oh now I remember, Satan will mark everyone 666, and if you choose not to you will get your head cut off.
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#205 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:34:35(UTC)
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So anybody know when the rapture is due?
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#206 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:35:00(UTC)
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I read the Bible, and thats what it says. I have read many books about the Bible, both supporting it, and those who discourage it. Hell may not be in the Bible by the name Hell, but it is there in many different names around the world and in other languages. Either way, this is what the Christians believe, no matter how it got there, and considering its been there in the old and new Testaments at one point or another, then I find it hard to disclaim it.
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#207 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:35:40(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
stephaniewazhere wrote:
Also if you go to hell you get one more chance, I forgot where it says it on Revelations. Something about cutting your head.


Wait, if I go to hell, I'll have to cut my head off to go to heaven?!


It's not like God choose to do it that way. And yes that is Satan's rule. Once you go to hell Satan owns you.
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#208 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:35:43(UTC)
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So anybody know when the rapture is due?


No, no one but God knows, not even the highest Angel knows.
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#209 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:35:52(UTC)
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Rincewind wrote:
asdf wrote:
Wrong, Hell is the dwelling of Satan, and is mentioned in Revelations when the sinners are thrown into darkness as Jesus takes his thrown on Earth and the old Hell, and life passover.

What did you do, look that up on google or something? Dont trust the internet, it lies.



no i read books... for example the bible, Koran and torah... which combined with the fact that at university i majored in the origins of religion in the near east as a big part of my degree means i actually know some of this...
unlike you aparently.


HA.

Burn.

I actually debated whether to use rinsed or burn in that situation, because both would be equally ironic for different reasons :L
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#210 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:36:29(UTC)
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asdf wrote:
I read the Bible, and thats what it says. I have read many books about the Bible, both supporting it, and those who discourage it. Hell may not be in the Bible by the name Hell, but it is there in many different names around the world and in other languages. Either way, this is what the Christians believe, no matter how it got there, and considering its been there in the old and new Testaments at one point or another, then I find it hard to disclaim it.


so the fact that a bunch of bishops added something that wasn't there before just to rack up more support doesn't bother you?
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#211 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:38:47(UTC)
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stephaniewazhere wrote:
It's not like God choose to do it that way. And yes that is Satan's rule. Once you go to hell Satan owns you.


What's the point of going to heaven if you don't have a head, then?

You don't have to answer that, I just needed to say it.
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#212 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:39:15(UTC)
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Thorgrim wrote:
So anybody know when the rapture is due?


I read it was December 14th, I hope satan is a fine person
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#213 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:40:05(UTC)
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stephaniewazhere wrote:
Raphaela wrote:
stephaniewazhere wrote:
Also if you go to hell you get one more chance, I forgot where it says it on Revelations. Something about cutting your head.


Wait, if I go to hell, I'll have to cut my head off to go to heaven?!


It's not like God choose to do it that way. And yes that is Satan's rule. Once you go to hell Satan owns you.


so a god who is all knowing, all loving and all powerfull can't do anything about it?
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
Hey, what are you doing here?
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Oh you know, hunting elephants
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#214 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:41:22(UTC)
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Rincewind wrote:
asdf wrote:
I read the Bible, and thats what it says. I have read many books about the Bible, both supporting it, and those who discourage it. Hell may not be in the Bible by the name Hell, but it is there in many different names around the world and in other languages. Either way, this is what the Christians believe, no matter how it got there, and considering its been there in the old and new Testaments at one point or another, then I find it hard to disclaim it.


so the fact that a bunch of bishops added something that wasn't there before just to rack up more support doesn't bother you?


The bishops didnt add it to the Old Testament and its there too, and therefore I believe in its existence. It also appears in Revelation. IT doesnt matter though, because all Hell is is a prison that you serve your time in until Rapture, when you are either judged to be let into Heaven for paying your dues, or you soul is cast away into oblivion for either committing an unforgivable sin, or not repenting and feeling different opinions during your time in Hell.
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#215 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:42:30(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
stephaniewazhere wrote:
It's not like God choose to do it that way. And yes that is Satan's rule. Once you go to hell Satan owns you.


What's the point of going to heaven if you don't have a head, then?

You don't have to answer that, I just needed to say it.


Matter fact I do :P
Um, when you go to heaven, no one really knows how you are going to look like, we might not even have a head or arms or feet. But we will have a soul that will feel no pain whatsoever.


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#216 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:42:38(UTC)
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Paradox wrote:
Thorgrim wrote:
So anybody know when the rapture is due?


I read it was December 14th, I hope satan is a fine person


Not unless you want those boils and whip marks on your skin.
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#217 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:42:57(UTC)
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asdf wrote:
Thorgrim wrote:
So anybody know when the rapture is due?


No, no one but God knows, not even the highest Angel knows.


I was being sarcastic. The whole idea of premillenialism is probably the singles most retarded thing protestants have ever come up with. I find it shocking that so many Americans believe the crap as described by fundamentalists like Tim LaHaye and the late great Jerry Falwell.

Paradox wrote:
Thorgrim wrote:
So anybody know when the rapture is due?


I read it was December 14th, I hope satan is a fine person


Fuckin' hell, that means I won't be able to have my birthday party on the 18th. :'(
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#218 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:43:36(UTC)
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Rincewind wrote:
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Also if you go to hell you get one more chance, I forgot where it says it on Revelations. Something about cutting your head.


Wait, if I go to hell, I'll have to cut my head off to go to heaven?!


It's not like God choose to do it that way. And yes that is Satan's rule. Once you go to hell Satan owns you.


so a god who is all knowing, all loving and all powerfull can't do anything about it?


No because that's the promise he made. Once Jesus picks up his people, The Devil owns you. God doesn't lie or brake promises.
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#219 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:43:43(UTC)
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Rincewind wrote:
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stephaniewazhere wrote:
Also if you go to hell you get one more chance, I forgot where it says it on Revelations. Something about cutting your head.


Wait, if I go to hell, I'll have to cut my head off to go to heaven?!


It's not like God choose to do it that way. And yes that is Satan's rule. Once you go to hell Satan owns you.


so a god who is all knowing, all loving and all powerfull can't do anything about it?


He can and will. Thats kind of the point of Revelation, or maybe during your scholar years, you just happened to not read that?
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#220 Posted : 07 December 2009 08:43:56(UTC)
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asdf wrote:
Paradox wrote:
Thorgrim wrote:
So anybody know when the rapture is due?


I read it was December 14th, I hope satan is a fine person


Not unless you want those boils and whip marks on your skin.


So I actually get to keep my body?, that's smashing
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