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tension101 wrote:Gildermershina wrote:Man, I'm in the middle of cleaning Cam's bathroom while he's away at ATP. Let's just say that it's not pleasant. His room's probably bad too, but motherfucker can clean that himself.
About to pop to the shop for some more cleaning doodads... What am I on crystal meth or something? knowing you... not meth, Acid. People sometimes find this hard to believe, but I am drug free, and permanently sober. I have never been drunk in my entire life. I partook in the passing round of a single joint once, at the age of 16, but that's it. I'm 100% all-natural weird. |
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Gildermershina wrote:tension101 wrote:Gildermershina wrote:Man, I'm in the middle of cleaning Cam's bathroom while he's away at ATP. Let's just say that it's not pleasant. His room's probably bad too, but motherfucker can clean that himself.
About to pop to the shop for some more cleaning doodads... What am I on crystal meth or something? knowing you... not meth, Acid. People sometimes find this hard to believe, but I am drug free, and permanently sober. I have never been drunk in my entire life. I partook in the passing round of a single joint once, at the age of 16, but that's it. I'm 100% all-natural weird. Liar! YOU LIE! I, as well as everyone else here, do not believe that you are just insane. xD |
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tension101 wrote:Gildermershina wrote:tension101 wrote:Gildermershina wrote:Man, I'm in the middle of cleaning Cam's bathroom while he's away at ATP. Let's just say that it's not pleasant. His room's probably bad too, but motherfucker can clean that himself.
About to pop to the shop for some more cleaning doodads... What am I on crystal meth or something? knowing you... not meth, Acid. People sometimes find this hard to believe, but I am drug free, and permanently sober. I have never been drunk in my entire life. I partook in the passing round of a single joint once, at the age of 16, but that's it. I'm 100% all-natural weird. Liar! YOU LIE! I, as well as everyone else here, do not believe that you are just insane. xD I do =/ |
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old.gregg wrote:tension101 wrote:Gildermershina wrote:tension101 wrote:Gildermershina wrote:Man, I'm in the middle of cleaning Cam's bathroom while he's away at ATP. Let's just say that it's not pleasant. His room's probably bad too, but motherfucker can clean that himself.
About to pop to the shop for some more cleaning doodads... What am I on crystal meth or something? knowing you... not meth, Acid. People sometimes find this hard to believe, but I am drug free, and permanently sober. I have never been drunk in my entire life. I partook in the passing round of a single joint once, at the age of 16, but that's it. I'm 100% all-natural weird. Liar! YOU LIE! I, as well as everyone else here, do not believe that you are just insane. xD I do =/ I, as well as everyone else here besides Elliot, do not believe that you are just insane. |
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Has anyone here taken MCat? I get the impression my mates going to try and get me to take it seeing as we're getting waaasted on the 22nd before disco fevaaa  . No but seriously is it really bad for you? I heard its really addictive =/ |
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tension101 wrote:old.gregg wrote:tension101 wrote:Gildermershina wrote:tension101 wrote:Gildermershina wrote:Man, I'm in the middle of cleaning Cam's bathroom while he's away at ATP. Let's just say that it's not pleasant. His room's probably bad too, but motherfucker can clean that himself.
About to pop to the shop for some more cleaning doodads... What am I on crystal meth or something? knowing you... not meth, Acid. People sometimes find this hard to believe, but I am drug free, and permanently sober. I have never been drunk in my entire life. I partook in the passing round of a single joint once, at the age of 16, but that's it. I'm 100% all-natural weird. Liar! YOU LIE! I, as well as everyone else here, do not believe that you are just insane. xD I do =/ I, as well as everyone else here besides Elliot, do not believe that you are just insane. Well it is true. Either that or it's an undiagnosed mental disorder. Which would be nice. But no, aside from a beer maybe once a month when I go home, I'm stone cold sober. If Cam were here he'd verify that fact. I'm not puritanical about it exactly, but I cannot understand why people insist on drinking three or four pints of beer at a gig - as if they can't enjoy the music without alcohol. Fuck that shit. |
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I saw this and laughed
"was gonna buy Chris Brown's album for $5 on Amazon, but I got hungry so I bought a burger instead"
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Germans are the horniest people I've met. Gosh They really down over there. Does anyone agree?
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stephaniewazhere wrote:I saw this and laughed
"was gonna buy Chris Brown's album for $5 on Amazon, but I got hungry so I bought a burger instead" This is funnier: "I was gonna take a video of myself dancing naked to britney spears, but I got bored and ate my penis instead." |
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bastards on twitter
If Santa was black....
... I'd leave that nigga some fried chicken/ no cookies.
... his album would be on shelves everywhere.
... he would bring me some ho ho hoes.
... the x-mas tree will be rolled up.
... it wouldn't be called "miracle on 34th st", it would have been named "drive by on mlk jr blvd".
... his sleigh would be on 26's.
... white people wouldn't celebrate Christmas anymore.
... he would get arrested for going down someones chimney.
... Rudolph would have a Mercedes symbol instead of a shining red nose.
... Christmas songs would sound less crackerish.
... we'd all get bootleg DVD's and illegitimate children.
... there wouldn't be a naughty list, that would be hypocritical.
... Christmas would be late.
... there'd be more jobs for fat black guys in December.
... his reindeer would have a really really hard time dragging his Hummer H2 around the world.
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stephaniewazhere wrote: bastards on twitter
If Santa was black....
... I'd leave that nigga some fried chicken/ no cookies.
... his album would be on shelves everywhere.
... he would bring me some ho ho hoes.
... the x-mas tree will be rolled up.
... it wouldn't be called "miracle on 34th st", it would have been named "drive by on mlk jr blvd".
... his sleigh would be on 26's.
... white people wouldn't celebrate Christmas anymore.
... he would get arrested for going down someones chimney.
... Rudolph would have a Mercedes symbol instead of a shining red nose.
... Christmas songs would sound less crackerish.
... we'd all get bootleg DVD's and illegitimate children.
... there wouldn't be a naughty list, that would be hypocritical.
... Christmas would be late.
... there'd be more jobs for fat black guys in December.
... his reindeer would have a really really hard time dragging his Hummer H2 around the world. Ryland's gonna kill you, you know. |
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It wasn't me, it was the people on twitter that's why I called them bastards.
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RT @bikz #ifsantawasblack he would have darker skin.
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stephaniewazhere wrote:It wasn't me, it was the people on twitter that's why I called them bastards. Yet by posting the content here, technically, it was. |
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stephaniewazhere wrote:Germans are the horniest people I've met. Gosh They really down over there. Does anyone agree? No. Germans are all asexual, humorless, blond weirdos. Although German girls are hot in a very weird, sort of Nazi, way.
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tension101 wrote:Gildermershina wrote:Okay, tomorrow, being Sunday, being the last day I will have this year to actually do this, I am officially taking an Immersion Composition Day.
How Immersion Composition technique works, for those of you who care, is that you have a pre-determined 24 hour period in order to write and record a set number of pieces of music, by any means necessary, on any medium available. I'm aiming for ten. Like a "free writing" exercise, the idea is just to record every spontaneous idea you have, regardless of quality. Not supposed to be masterpieces, just capturing a bunch of ideas you'd otherwise ignore.
So, trapped in this house, with food, water, two guitars (one tuned to Drop Db, the other to Drop A) a bass guitar, a MIDI keyboard, two microphones, a didgeridoo, a handmade 4 string dulcimer guitar, a pair of bongos, some contact mics, and whatever the hell else is lying around, I will try to spend the day coming up with ten pieces of horrible music. And I wanna hear it. This is gonna be good. Okay, actually, I slept in, and I've got a bunch of stuff to do job-hunt-wise so I'm not really going to be able to have the ICD today. Which is annoying, but I guess, a fact of life. |
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Got back from Church. It was amazing.
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old.gregg wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:It wasn't me, it was the people on twitter that's why I called them bastards. Yet by posting the content here, technically, it was. Um no sweetheart I posted it but I did not come up with it. Anyway I don't care if I posted it.
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stephaniewazhere wrote:old.gregg wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:It wasn't me, it was the people on twitter that's why I called them bastards. Yet by posting the content here, technically, it was. Um no sweetheart I posted it but I did not come up with it. Anyway I don't care if I posted it. Yeah but you didn't have to post it, because if you had a normal brain you could have worked out it might be for some strange, stupid and probably immature reason it might cause a little offence to people. Just hazarding a guess though. |
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