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bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:*Goes up to Jakey*
Stephanie Fierce: Where's Raven? I need to talk to her. Jakey: I don't know. She just walked out. Check she's alright, yeah? Jakey gives Steph his number. Jakey: If she's not, call me? Meanwhile, back at the ravenesque retreat ....Raven : You see, Chris? He'll totally fall for her now. Chris : Raven, your mobile's going. Raven picks up her phone.Raven : Oh, hi Steph! I'm fine .... Stephanie Fierce: Hi sweetheart, just wanted to check on how you were doing. Tell all your family I said Merry Christmas! Are you ready for tour soon?
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bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: At least if she does something radical, we'll be here to see it, eh? Sophy : Oh, you never know when it'll get interesting! ;) Really .... really .... you're going to love this! In her mind - score : Sophy. Jakey always got tipsy quickly on Jack Daniel's. Maybe that was why he was drinking it tonight. He didn't know what but there was something about Sophy that brought out the worst in him.Jakey: I wonder if Steph's been left to keep an eye on me. I guess if there's no news, we can always just make some, right?! |
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old.gregg wrote:bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: At least if she does something radical, we'll be here to see it, eh? Sophy : Oh, you never know when it'll get interesting! ;) Really .... really .... you're going to love this! In her mind - score : Sophy. Jakey always got tipsy quickly on Jack Daniel's. Maybe that was why he was drinking it tonight. He didn't know what but there was something about Sophy that brought out the worst in him.Jakey: I wonder if Steph's been left to keep an eye on me. I guess if there's no news, we can always just make some, right?! *Stephanie does the whole "I got my eye on you" hand gestures*
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stephaniewazhere wrote:Stephanie Fierce: Hi sweetheart, just wanted to check on how you were doing. Tell all your family I said Merry Christmas! Are you ready for tour soon? Raven (on phone) : Aww, that's sweet of you. Can't wait, it's going to be epic!James : I wonder if Raves is at the retreat? Chris won't want to know that Mikki's out selling her body. Roxy : Screw that! Look what's going on over there between Jakey and the gossipista sister! Too close for comfort or what? Katie : Keep your voice down, Rox - and I kinda trust Jakey, even if he's in spit-swapping distance of another girl. old.gregg wrote:Jakey: I wonder if Steph's been left to keep an eye on me. I guess if there's no news, we can always just make some, right?! Sophy : We can definitely make some. Cheers! |
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Jakey: I'm getting pretty tired, you know. One more Jacks and I think I'm going to have to give it a night.
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bikz wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:Stephanie Fierce: Hi sweetheart, just wanted to check on how you were doing. Tell all your family I said Merry Christmas! Are you ready for tour soon? Raven (on phone) : Aww, that's sweet of you. Can't wait, it's going to be epic!James : I wonder if Raves is at the retreat? Chris won't want to know that Mikki's out selling her body. Roxy : Screw that! Look what's going on over there between Jakey and the gossipista sister! Too close for comfort or what? Katie : Keep your voice down, Rox - and I kinda trust Jakey, even if he's in spit-swapping distance of another girl. old.gregg wrote:Jakey: I wonder if Steph's been left to keep an eye on me. I guess if there's no news, we can always just make some, right?! Sophy : We can definitely make some. Cheers! Stephanie (on the phone): I know girl! I'll be emailing you all my stuff in a week or so. So look out for that :) Also are you planning to attend my wedding, I didn't get message back from your team.
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: I'm getting pretty tired, you know. One more Jacks and I think I'm going to have to give it a night.
Jakey knew he was going to be using that line more than once this evening. Sophy : Just one more? You get drunk quickly, babe! I'm going to pull this guy, she thought, prying pop star or whatever. If Jakey Comatose can get pissed enough to marry a tranny he's been dating less than three days, he can get pissed enough to get off with me, for sure. |
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stephaniewazhere wrote:Stephanie (on the phone): I know girl! I'll be emailing you all my stuff in a week or so. So look out for that :) Also are you planning to attend my wedding, I didn't get message back from your team. Raven : Totally! I love big weddings, I know I didn't have one, but my brother-in-law's was great! And I'll be looking out for the e-mails, I'll keep you up to date on what I'm planning to perform at the shows as well. |
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bikz wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:Stephanie (on the phone): I know girl! I'll be emailing you all my stuff in a week or so. So look out for that :) Also are you planning to attend my wedding, I didn't get message back from your team. Raven : Totally! I love big weddings, I know I didn't have one, but my brother-in-law's was great! And I'll be looking out for the e-mails, I'll keep you up to date on what I'm planning to perform at the shows as well. Stephanie: I'll make sure you're sitting in the front row! :) and cool, touring is the only thing that's going to keep me away from drama so I can't wait! All right girl! enjoy your time in the holidays :) *she then whispers* and I'll keep an eye on it.
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*Blaine Johnson walks into the bar.*
Blaine:Hey, gimme one of 'em. uhh, whatcha call 'em? blonde drinks?
Bartender:you mean a Dirty Blonde, sir?
Blaine:Yeah. Damn, I wanna nail a dirty blonde about now.
Bartender:Sir, you got no idea how often I hear that phrase around here.
Blaine:Sorry, I just had a tough week.
Bartender:Well, I understand you got a tough week, but what you apologizing for?
Blaine:Just....get me my drink!
*Blaine starts to get shifty-eyed around the place, and finds two lovely women, two fairly rich gals, one a brunette, the other, blonde. Blaine moves towards them.*
Bartender:Hey! What about yer drink?
Blaine:Hold on.
Brunette:Hey there.
Blaine:Hey, so, ummmm, did you fart cuz you blew me away?
*At that moment the two women got up, and left, disgusted.*
*However, Blaine got out his phone, and texted his buddy Michael, telling him that he owes him money because he used the pickup phrase.* |
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bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: I'm getting pretty tired, you know. One more Jacks and I think I'm going to have to give it a night.
Jakey knew he was going to be using that line more than once this evening. Sophy : Just one more? You get drunk quickly, babe! I'm going to pull this guy, she thought, prying pop star or whatever. If Jakey Comatose can get pissed enough to marry a tranny he's been dating less than three days, he can get pissed enough to get off with me, for sure. Jakey downed another, beginning to feel quite drunk. Jakey: It's the Jack, not me, it has this effect on me. |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey downed another, beginning to feel quite drunk.
Jakey: It's the Jack, not me, it has this effect on me. Jakey wasn't the only one feeling drunk.Sophy : Are you sure it's the drink, and not me, that makes you feel a little - affected? This is it. In for the kill. They were close enough .... they were drunk enough .... might as well be .... she kissed him. |
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Jakey pulled away. He knew he'd been asking for it, with the way they were acting, but didn't expect it to actually happen. He stood up.
Jakey: Sorry. I've got to go. I'll, uhh, be in contact about the work for DTE.
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(after drinking 4 bottles of beer)
JC:Carl, are you OK? You look drunk..
Carl:Yeah, I'm fine, just need to go to the toilet(accidentally walks into the girl's room)
Troy:He realy should'nt be drinking..(girls begin to scream)
JPC:Don't worry, he'll forget about this after a nice long sleep..
Tristan:Yes, a nice long sleep, JPC should bring him to our room..
JPC:WHAT?
Troy:Yeah, we'd just go to the Casino and play a little..
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zicon wrote:So what is Role Play all about, Imagination? Aj wrote:I don't dislike pop, I dislike bad music.
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bikz wrote:Katie : *to the Reckoner guys* Hey, I haven't seen you before. Are you new around here? Troy:*to Katie*Yeah, real new, just had a few demos here and there, released 1 EP and we are already writing songs for our debut album coming out next year. Just wanted to warm up before we go on tour with The Verdict Is Vengeance.Its gonna be our first big gig.. My name is Troy and I play guitar and lead vocals for the band.This is JC our lead guitarist and Tristan our drummer. JC and Tristan:Hey.. Troy:Yeah, and you see that drunk guy over there? That is Carl our ryhthm guitarist and JPC,our bassist, is the guy trying to calm him down. Carl:I need to puke! JPC:oh shit..(drags Carl to the boys room) Troy:I am really embarrassed right now. By the way, nice to meet you! Edited by user 21 December 2009 18:56:20(UTC)
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Sophy-Cat walked in and walked up to the bar.
Sophy : Double Jack please.
Barsteward : Did Jakey sway the grape hound to stronger drinks?
Sophy : Well, kinda.
She hoped that someone would come and sit with her and that "someone" would be Jakey .... but anyone would do. At the same time, she wanted to sit at the bar alone. She just didn't know. She did, however, know the gossip, three big stories that she didn't exactly feel like writing about. |
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*Davey runs into the DB with a bottle of Jack in hand*
Davey:HEY BITCH! Your sister's in labor, anyway, how ya doin'? |
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Sophy : Heya. I know that. Your bandmate's fiancée's in labour too, ain't that a coincidence? |
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bikz wrote:Sophy : Heya. I know that. Your bandmate's fiancée's in labour too, ain't that a coincidence? Davey:It's not like they're the same person or something! okunniga slampa inte ens vård (ignorant slut doesn't even care) Anyway, aren't you married,engaged,or seeing some one? |
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The Nimrods wrote:Davey:It's not like they're the same person or something! okunniga slampa inte ens vård (ignorant slut doesn't even care) Anyway, aren't you married,engaged,or seeing some one? Sophy smiles, putting on a brave face though still worried about the Bikki and the babies.Sophy : I'm married with two sons, four stepdaughters and six stepgrandchildren, remember? My Jimmy's probably out somewhere getting more STDs from cheap crackwhores who find the DBM franchise attractive. Not atypical. |
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