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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Marksy wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Who the hell are you guys? Kieran: Who us? Jimmy:No the floor. Yeah you guys. Raven : He really meant the floor. Erm, pleased to meet you, whoever you are. I'm Raven Comatose. (: Kieran: Hi Raven, I'm Kieran Marks. Nice to meet you too (: Edited by user 23 December 2009 10:12:05(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:Marksy wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Marksy wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Who the hell are you guys? Kieran: Who us? Jimmy:No the floor. Yeah you guys. Kieran: Oh we're from The Verdict Is Vengeance, you might have heard of us, but i doubt it. Jimmy:I think so, I'm Jimmy Him from The Nimrods, you've probably heard of me, but if not hi. Kieran: Yeah i've heard of you and The Nimrods. Rob: Yeah same here, gotta love the heavy music.
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Jimmy:Thanks man Davey:What's been up with you Raven, you kick the bulimia habit yet? |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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Raven : Yeh, you've probably heard of me too, I'm a solo artist, and the co-lead from Moronic Changeling. Not the one who loves mashed potato, the younger one. |
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bikz wrote:Raven : Yeh, you've probably heard of me too, I'm a solo artist, and the co-lead from Moronic Changeling. Not the one who loves mashed potato, the younger one. Davey:But don't you love mashed potato too? |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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bikz wrote:Raven : Yeh, you've probably heard of me too, I'm a solo artist, and the co-lead from Moronic Changeling. Not the one who loves mashed potato, the younger one. Kieran: Yeah I think i've heard of you aswell, at one point i'm sure you were going to feature in one of our songs. But i might be thinking of someone else.
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Jimmy:If you don't know Raven you probably know her husband Jakey Comatose, he looks more like a girl than she does but then again I can;t really talk |
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What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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The Nimrods wrote:Davey:What's been up with you Raven, you kick the bulimia habit yet? Raven : Pretty much, Kay and I are out of rehab now, though she still takes morphine and needs some work on getting off the drugs, I'm totally clean from legals .... .... almost, I turn to Califig when Sophy pisses me off too much. |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:If you don't know Raven you probably know her husband Jakey Comatose, he looks more like a girl than she does but then again I can;t really talk Kieran: I've heard of Jakey, but wasn't sure that they were married. Should i know that?
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:If you don't know Raven you probably know her husband Jakey Comatose, he looks more like a girl than she does but then again I can;t really talk Raven : I'll let you off this time, but word of advice - never, ever tell an alpha-female MTF that she doesn't look like a girl. |
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Jimmy:K can't kick morphine, I know her pain lol. Glad you aren't throwing up though I'm clean pretty much except for pot Davey:And other stuff Jimmy:She doesn't have to know that neither does Bikki. *swedish argument for a good 5 minutes* |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:If you don't know Raven you probably know her husband Jakey Comatose, he looks more like a girl than she does but then again I can;t really talk Raven : I'll let you off this time, but word of advice - never, ever tell an alpha-female MTF that she doesn't look like a girl. Jimmy:I didn't say you don't I said he does Davey:Jimmy shut up she's bigger than you |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
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Unannounced, Jakey stumbles through the door. He drags his feet over to the table which Raven is sitting at, saying hello to everyone. |
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old.gregg wrote:Unannounced, Jakey stumbles through the door. He drags his feet over to the table which Raven is sitting at, saying hello to everyone. Raven : Hey Jakey! She gives him a hug and a quick kiss, and beams. I love you, she thinks. I don't need to worry. I love you. Thing is, interrupting her thoughts, the door of TDB swang open behind him, a purring tigress catwalking in, ready to strike.Sophy : Hi everyone! |
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bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:Unannounced, Jakey stumbles through the door. He drags his feet over to the table which Raven is sitting at, saying hello to everyone. Raven : Hey Jakey! She gives him a hug and a quick kiss, and beams. I love you, she thinks. I don't need to worry. I love you. Thing is, interrupting her thoughts, the door of TDB swang open behind him, a purring tigress catwalking in, ready to strike.Sophy : Hi everyone! Jakey: Oh.. hey Sophy... Are we all okay? |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Oh.. hey Sophy... Are we all okay? Sophy : Of course we are! Raven and I are best friends, aren't we dear? Sophy puts her arm around Raven. Both girls know full well that they're not best friends. And though she can see that Sophy either hasn't or doesn't want to notice it, Raven can tell that Jakey's not his usual self. |
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bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Oh.. hey Sophy... Are we all okay? Sophy : Of course we are! Raven and I are best friends, aren't we dear? Sophy puts her arm around Raven. Both girls know full well that they're not best friends. And though she can see that Sophy either hasn't or doesn't want to notice it, Raven can tell that Jakey's not his usual self. Jakey: Unhand her! She's mine, Sophy, and I know you want her, but you can't have. I mean, I assume that's why you're here? |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Unhand her! She's mine, Sophy, and I know you want her, but you can't have. I mean, I assume that's why you're here?
Sophy rolls her eyes and steps away from Raven, who gets to Jakey's side.Sophy : Well, obviously. I was totally about to unhook her bra. I like chicken fillets, after all. Raven gave Sophy an evil look, but avoids saying anything. |
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bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Unhand her! She's mine, Sophy, and I know you want her, but you can't have. I mean, I assume that's why you're here?
Sophy rolls her eyes and steps away from Raven, who gets to Jakey's side.Sophy : Well, obviously. I was totally about to unhook her bra. I like chicken fillets, after all. Raven gave Sophy an evil look, but avoids saying anything. Jakey: Well, I've never had a threesome before.... Four, but never three. That was before you Raves, don't worry. I wouldn't do anything with anyone else now that we're together. Unless, you know, you were involved. Anywaaay... I like chicken too. Jakey stares intently at Sophy, before falling asleep on the table |
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The two women look at each other in shock, confused at first as to what to do. Raven picks Jakey up and puts him onto a sofa seat. Sophy : You see what he said? He SO wants me. Raven : Bollocks more like. Anyway, that's not what matters now. Jakey? Are you awake? Are you OK? Raven pushes Sophy out of the way, accidentally-on-purpose throwing her into a table, and sits by Jakey, stroking his hair, genuinely worried. |
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