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Offline old.gregg  
#2741 Posted : 23 December 2009 11:29:00(UTC)
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The two women look at each other in shock, confused at first as to what to do. Raven picks Jakey up and puts him onto a sofa seat.
Sophy : You see what he said? He SO wants me.
Raven : Bollocks more like. Anyway, that's not what matters now. Jakey? Are you awake? Are you OK?
Raven pushes Sophy out of the way, accidentally-on-purpose throwing her into a table, and sits by Jakey, stroking his hair, genuinely worried.


Jakey wakes:

Jakey: Yeah, dude, I'm good. Just a power nap. What are you two up to? How about we all head up to the room I reserved? Sound fun? So much public heat you know, gotta get some chill.
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#2742 Posted : 23 December 2009 11:39:02(UTC)
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old.gregg wrote:
Jakey: Yeah, dude, I'm good. Just a power nap. What are you two up to? How about we all head up to the room I reserved? Sound fun? So much pubic heat you know, gotta get some chill.

Sophy : Sure. Let's go. ;)
Raven : He probably hasn't reserved a room .... better he does .... but not for that purpose ....
Barsteward : I'll put him up if you want, Raves.
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#2743 Posted : 23 December 2009 11:39:56(UTC)
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old.gregg wrote:
Jakey: Yeah, dude, I'm good. Just a power nap. What are you two up to? How about we all head up to the room I reserved? Sound fun? So much pubic heat you know, gotta get some chill.

Sophy : Sure. Let's go. ;)
Raven : He probably hasn't reserved a room .... better he does .... but not for that purpose ....
Barsteward : I'll put him up if you want, Raves.


Jakey: Barstewarrrrd! You coming up too?!
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#2744 Posted : 23 December 2009 11:43:08(UTC)
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Jimmy:Oh my god, um Raven this is just a theory but I of all people should know, nodding off, strange behavior, I think Jakey is high.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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#2745 Posted : 23 December 2009 11:48:58(UTC)
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Jakey: Barstewarrrrd! You coming up too?!

Barsteward : Hard to refuse the offer mate, but my hands are tied.
Raven : Double room please, hopefully on the first floor ....
Barsteward : Sorted. Kash account yeh?
Raven is now seriously worried about Jakey. This isn't easy, unlike some people ....
Sophy : Double room? Where are you sleeping, Raves?
Raven : Shut up, you're not invited.
Sophy : Jakey invited me. That's an invitation! ;)
Raven : He's not right ....
Sophy : So what? He wasn't "right" when he married you.
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#2746 Posted : 23 December 2009 11:50:57(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
old.gregg wrote:
Jakey: Barstewarrrrd! You coming up too?!

Barsteward : Hard to refuse the offer mate, but my hands are tied.
Raven : Double room please, hopefully on the first floor ....
Barsteward : Sorted. Kash account yeh?
Raven is now seriously worried about Jakey. This isn't easy, unlike some people ....
Sophy : Double room? Where are you sleeping, Raves?
Raven : Shut up, you're not invited.
Sophy : Jakey invited me. That's an invitation! ;)
Raven : He's not right ....
Sophy : So what? He wasn't "right" when he married you.


Jakey, feeling calm, but tired, walks upstairs, lying on the bed in the room.

Jakey: I'm pretty tired, to be honest, but there's always time for fun.
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#2747 Posted : 23 December 2009 11:51:34(UTC)
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Jimmy:Oh my god, um Raven this is just a theory but I of all people should know, nodding off, strange behavior, I think Jakey is high.

Raven : He might be .... Kay sometimes got like this ....
She wasn't going to get angry - but he needed to be kept safe.
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#2748 Posted : 23 December 2009 11:54:52(UTC)
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Jimmy:I bet it's those people he was hanging out with, go make sure he's ok
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline bikz  
#2749 Posted : 23 December 2009 11:55:10(UTC)
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old.gregg wrote:
Jakey: I'm pretty tired, to be honest, but there's always time for fun.

Sophy followed them in.
Sophy : Of course there is, babe.
Raven : Go. Away.
Sophy : I just want to satisfy him. Something you're clearly not doing ....
The accusation stung. Raven just wanted Jakey safe - but would he be happy as just "safe"?
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#2750 Posted : 23 December 2009 11:59:18(UTC)
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old.gregg wrote:
Jakey: I'm pretty tired, to be honest, but there's always time for fun.

Sophy followed them in.
Sophy : Of course there is, babe.
Raven : Go. Away.
Sophy : I just want to satisfy him. Something you're clearly not doing ....
The accusation stung. Raven just wanted Jakey safe - but would he be happy as just "safe"?


Jakey whispers to Raven:

Jakey: Make Sophy leave, she's following me everywhere and it's freaking me out!
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#2751 Posted : 23 December 2009 12:14:16(UTC)
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Jakey: Make Sophy leave, she's following me everywhere and it's freaking me out!

Raven gasped. Was he - putting this act on? Oh well, two can play mind games.
Raven : Sophy Catherine Cruz-Bishop. You are a married woman.
Sophy : Pth. As if Jimmy would give a damn what I'm up to!
Raven : He would. He doesn't like to lose a woman. And you are clearly his biggest prize since Kirsty.
Sophy : He'd never know! I'm the gossipista and I wouldn't spread the word ....
Raven : .... but what if someone else did, eh? And have you thought about the roof over your head? Have you thought about JD? You need Jimmy.
Sophy : But - but ....
Raven : But nothing. You're not as smart as you think. Now get out of here before Jakey or I tells someone you were in here.
Sophy runs away, scared. Raven silently cheered. Just a purring catwalk kitty - compared to Calamity Ursa, Sophy is nothing.

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#2752 Posted : 23 December 2009 12:17:04(UTC)
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old.gregg wrote:
Jakey: Make Sophy leave, she's following me everywhere and it's freaking me out!

Raven gasped. Was he - putting this act on? Oh well, two can play mind games.
Raven : Sophy Catherine Cruz-Bishop. You are a married woman.
Sophy : Pth. As if Jimmy would give a damn what I'm up to!
Raven : He would. He doesn't like to lose a woman. And you are clearly his biggest prize since Kirsty.
Sophy : He'd never know! I'm the gossipista and I wouldn't spread the word ....
Raven : .... but what if someone else did, eh? And have you thought about the roof over your head? Have you thought about JD? You need Jimmy.
Sophy : But - but ....
Raven : But nothing. You're not as smart as you think. Now get out of here before Jakey or I tells someone you were in here.
Sophy runs away, scared. Raven silently cheered. Just a purring catwalk kitty - compared to Calamity Ursa, Sophy is nothing.


Jakey sits up, laughing.

Jakey: Thank fuck for that. Amazing the courage a couple of Jacks can give you, right?
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#2753 Posted : 27 December 2009 16:30:17(UTC)
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(Entire band shows up fried on several drugs) Jonathan: I WANNA FUCKIN' ROOM BARTENDER! HERE'S YOUR 50 BUCKS! OOC: that's the heroin talking... IC:Jonathan: Shot o' whiskey, blegh, heroin please... (Very slurred) Bartender: Here's ya damn key, drug junkie. Jonathan: (takes key and stumbles to hotel room with rest of band)
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#2754 Posted : 27 December 2009 16:40:13(UTC)
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(Entire band shows up fried on several drugs) Jonathan: I WANNA FUCKIN' ROOM BARTENDER! HERE'S YOUR 50 BUCKS! OOC: that's the heroin talking... IC:Jonathan: Shot o' whiskey, blegh, heroin please... (Very slurred) Bartender: Here's ya damn key, drug junkie. Jonathan: (takes key and stumbles to hotel room with rest of band)


OOC: First< Welcome to the forums! I'm Daniel, Steph, Fiercy, Steven, He-Wolf, call me either one and I'll be fine.

Just a tip on how to make your post neater:

OOC: Out of character (meaning what you as a real person saying something)

IC: In Character (meaning anything your character is saying or doing) (It's rare when anyone puts IC, because as long as you put OOC it is noticeable when a person shifts back into IC.

So your post would look like this:

Quote:
*Entire band shows up fried on several drugs*

Jonathan: I WANNA FUCKIN' ROOM BARTENDER! HERE'S YOUR 50 BUCKS! *that's the heroin talking...*
Shot o' whiskey, blegh, heroin please... *Very slurred*

Bartender: Here's ya damn key, drug junkie *takes key and stumbles to hotel room with rest of band*


*The asterisks can either mean the action of what the character is doing or thought that the character is thinking

Hope that helped and once again welcome to the forums, in which you'll eventually hate me :(

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#2755 Posted : 27 December 2009 18:13:29(UTC)
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*back in hotel room...* Jonathan: WHOO!!! TIME TO PRACTICE WHILE WE'RE HIGH, YIMMY!!! Rest Of Band: YEAH!!! Entire Band: *basically wakes up entire hotel to Mechanix by megadeth being covered perfectly 2x speed courtesy of band* Jonathan: *Singing Very Quickly* Said ya wanna getcha... ORDAH FILLED! Made me shiver when i put it in... Well pumpin' just won't do, you know, LUCKILY FAH YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!! Whoever thought you'd be bettaaaaah... At turnin' a screw than me... I do it for mah liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!! Made my drive shaft crank... Made my PISTONS BULGE... MADE MEH BALL BEARIN' MELT FROM THE FUCKIN' HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! WOAH YEAH-YEAH!!! *Insane solo A.K.A original solo sped up 2x played by guitarist* *Song Ends* *Band begins practicing Battery by Metallica the same way* OOC: BTW, thanks steph.

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#2756 Posted : 27 December 2009 18:16:38(UTC)
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*back in hotel room...* Jonathan: WHOO!!! TIME TO PRACTICE WHILE WE'RE HIGH, YIMMY!!! Rest Of Band: YEAH!!! Entire Band: *basically wakes up entire hotel to Mechanix by megadeth being covered perfectly 2x speed courtesy of band* Jonathan: *Singing Very Quickly* Said ya wanna getcha... ORDAH FILLED! Made me shiver when i put it in... Well pumpin' just won't do, you know, LUCKILY FAH YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!! Whoever thought you'd be bettaaaaah... At turnin' a screw than me... I do it for mah liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!! Made my drive shaft crank... Made my PISTONS BULGE... MADE MEH BALL BEARIN' MELT FROM THE FUCKIN' HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! WOAH YEAH-YEAH!!! *Insane solo A.K.A original solo sped up 2x played by guitarist* *Song Ends* *Band begins practicing Battery by Metallica the same way*


U didn't take my advice :(

Oh well!
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#2757 Posted : 27 December 2009 18:21:23(UTC)
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stephaniewazhere wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
*back in hotel room...* Jonathan: WHOO!!! TIME TO PRACTICE WHILE WE'RE HIGH, YIMMY!!! Rest Of Band: YEAH!!! Entire Band: *basically wakes up entire hotel to Mechanix by megadeth being covered perfectly 2x speed courtesy of band* Jonathan: *Singing Very Quickly* Said ya wanna getcha... ORDAH FILLED! Made me shiver when i put it in... Well pumpin' just won't do, you know, LUCKILY FAH YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!! Whoever thought you'd be bettaaaaah... At turnin' a screw than me... I do it for mah liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!! Made my drive shaft crank... Made my PISTONS BULGE... MADE MEH BALL BEARIN' MELT FROM THE FUCKIN' HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! WOAH YEAH-YEAH!!! *Insane solo A.K.A original solo sped up 2x played by guitarist* *Song Ends* *Band begins practicing Battery by Metallica the same way*


U didn't take my advice :(

Oh well!


OOC: I have no idea what i did this time, but thanks.
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#2758 Posted : 27 December 2009 18:24:04(UTC)
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stephaniewazhere wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
*back in hotel room...* Jonathan: WHOO!!! TIME TO PRACTICE WHILE WE'RE HIGH, YIMMY!!! Rest Of Band: YEAH!!! Entire Band: *basically wakes up entire hotel to Mechanix by megadeth being covered perfectly 2x speed courtesy of band* Jonathan: *Singing Very Quickly* Said ya wanna getcha... ORDAH FILLED! Made me shiver when i put it in... Well pumpin' just won't do, you know, LUCKILY FAH YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!! Whoever thought you'd be bettaaaaah... At turnin' a screw than me... I do it for mah liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!! Made my drive shaft crank... Made my PISTONS BULGE... MADE MEH BALL BEARIN' MELT FROM THE FUCKIN' HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! WOAH YEAH-YEAH!!! *Insane solo A.K.A original solo sped up 2x played by guitarist* *Song Ends* *Band begins practicing Battery by Metallica the same way*


U didn't take my advice :(

Oh well!


OOC: I have no idea what i did this time, but thanks.



OOC: I'm just jk, :) But the only thing now is to separate the characters and you're good.
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#2759 Posted : 27 December 2009 19:45:12(UTC)
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*Morning comes* *Band stumbles to lobby, completely hung over* Bartender: Hey, you forgot the other 250 bucks for the room! Now cough it up! Jonathan: asshole... *gives money* (And so, they started one of the most amazing shows in history later that night, tickets sold like beer went through digestive tracts, FAST.)
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#2760 Posted : 28 December 2009 02:32:34(UTC)
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Bikki, Chris, Raven and Rayne walk up to the bar.
Chris : Hey, Barsteward. What was up with last night?
Barsteward : I was off duty. Barstewardess was in.
Rayne : Couldn't get in. Some arsehole had made it pay-only for a gig. Didn't pay on principle.
Raven : I got in, I just gave the guard my autograph and wham, bam, thankyou ma'am. The place was like, empty.
Bikki : So, erm, yeh. We would like ....
Barsteward : A cuppa for B-star, Smirnoff Ice Red in the bottle for Raves, Smirnoff Ice Black in the bottle for Chrissy, skimmed water for Rayne. And you'll sit in that corner.
Chris : Bang on!
Barsteward : How could I not know my awesome foursome? ;) It's been a while since you've all been together here!
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