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Jonathan: Yes, yes and yes. We are covering some of the fastest songs in heavy metal history LIVE on crack, meth, heroin, you name it man, we're doing it and we are gonna be light speed. I'm gonna roar like a lion, it's gonna be a fuckin' MIRACLE if our guitarist doesn't break a string playing so fast, our drummer is gonna be bashing the drums like a rabid wolf on heroin and our bass is gonna be fucking awesome. At the stage at the dirty bastard hotel. Hey, tickets 2 bucks man. We're gonna be fucking SLAYTANIK!!!
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Raven : I thought all gigs at TDB were free? Did you sleep with Barsteward or something to allow you to charge? :P |
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bikz wrote:Raven : I thought all gigs at TDB were free? Did you sleep with Barsteward or something to allow you to charge? :P I guess they need to pay for their broken instrument. |
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Taylor: I ain't paying to go to the dirty bastard for fucks sake. Edited by user 28 December 2009 02:18:47(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:Jonathan: Yes, yes and yes. We are covering some of the fastest songs in heavy metal history LIVE on crack, meth, heroin, you name it man, we're doing it and we are gonna be light speed. I'm gonna roar like a lion, it's gonna be a fuckin' MIRACLE if our guitarist doesn't break a string playing so fast, our drummer is gonna be bashing the drums like a rabid wolf on heroin and our bass is gonna be fucking awesome. At the stage at the dirty bastard hotel. Hey, tickets 2 bucks man. We're gonna be fucking SLAYTANIK!!! Oh you crazy fools! Careful you don't show us up!Billy |
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Kaethe : I hate guys like this who think that drugs are funny, like it's some sort of joke to dabble in killing yourself and fucking with the law. It pisses me off no end. Call me an old raisin or whatever, but drug culture is just plain stupid. You know what else pisses me? Thinking that you're suddenly legends when you started playing five minutes ago. We don't even know what this band's called, and yet they think they're big enough to charge money to play at TDB. So retarded.
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Jason: Well... someone has to go.
Aaron: Wha-
Jason: But it won't be me.
Aaron: Thank christ for that. Because that would've meant i'd be lumbered to coming with you and THEN I would have to pay.
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Jonathan: Scuse' me... i was high when i said that... later this night it begins, last night we woke up the entire hotel practicing... Err... That was basically 2 songs of the show... Scuse' us, we're gonna go set up. Okay, 1 buck per ticket... Okay, free tickets. Lotsa tickets cost more. Don't they?... We're newbies. We took the megadeth path, yes, but hey, we're good at what we do. Oh, and, our band name is Slaytanik. Yes, we are gonna be FRIED when we play. We don't care if you disapprove. (OOC: BTW this takes place on Dirty Bastard topic, HAPPENING NOW! GO THERE PLZ!) Edited by user 28 December 2009 10:37:39(UTC)
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Taylor: Heh, if Jay was drunk he'd take this big bang thing wrong and think you were organizing a gangbang, then again he would anyway because he's a dumbfuck, haha!
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Big Bang: Exciting at first, ends in disaster lol |
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Mt. Epic wrote:Big Bang: Exciting at first, ends in disaster lol Jonathan: And we don't give a shit!  WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOO!!!
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Jimmy:I OWN TDB you aren't charging shit alright, youi also have to confirm this shit with me so no you can't play, we'll throw you out, drugs aren't cool retard I've ODed more than anyone you know ask around. |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:I OWN TDB you aren't charging shit alright, youi also have to confirm this shit with me so no you can't play, we'll throw you out, drugs aren't cool retard I've ODed more than anyone you know ask around. Jonathan: Never said they were... They influence a lot of what you say. Not high now... I'm hung over and i just found out some asshole set me on fire last night. If you wanna meet me just look for the room with the sign saying "Slaytanik, awaiting criticism." It's unlocked. Oh and, sorry. We already played. Nobody said shit. Weird much? Well, except for the people who didn't like the kind of thrash we played, it's early megadeth... We only got to finish one song... I said i'd continue. maybe tonight? Without having someone set me on fire with a fart? and anyway, i said afterwards it was free... So nobody was charged. Even if nobody knew it was free, they let em' in free anyway. Edited by user 28 December 2009 13:41:34(UTC)
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Jimmy:I don't think it's you music, I have a number one album and I play death metal so that's not really a problem.I think it's that you guys are kinda pricks. |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:I don't think it's you music, I have a number one album and I play death metal so that's not really a problem.I think it's that you guys are kinda pricks. Jonathan: Heroin can talk too... we all tried it before we read a chart saying it's the most addicting drug on the planet.
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Jimmy:Um what the fuck? This is why no one likes you guys, you're cocky and obnoxious, you kind of have to earn the right to act that way and even if you did no one does anyway. |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Um what the fuck? This is why no one likes you guys, you're cocky and obnoxious, you kind of have to earn the right to act that way and even if you did no one does anyway. Jonathan: Well, The drug creates a spike in aggressiveness. In our case, it's a BIG one. So it was the heroin talking the entire time. Sorry about that. You'll get used to it, right? Try, man. And we do lots of other stuff. I'm too lazy to find out which drugs have which effects, though.
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Fucking hell and I thought WE were retarded...this shit is WHACK
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