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*To bartender.* Hello my friend! I wish to acquire a bottle of Jack Daniels. *Bartender nods, handing him a bottle.* Thank you ever so much. *Hands bartender £20 note.* That should do for the night, tell me when I've used it all up and I'll give you more. It's a new technique I'm using, so I don't get too wasted I'll pay BEFORE I drink. *The bartender just nods in bewilderment.* Ciao!
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Raven : What's he on about? Hello, by the way. You're Billy, aren't you? |
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bikz wrote:Raven : What's he on about? Hello, by the way. You're Billy, aren't you? I am indeedy. And to whom do I owe this pleasure?Billy |
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Raven : It's me, Raven. Mrs. Comatose, not the dead Raven.
Rayne : Ha ha. That's like saying, "Hi, I'm Michael. Michael Smith. Not Michael Jackson." Hi, I'm Rayne. Rayne Berry. Not the cartoon character Rayne Summers. ;)
Bikki : He's Chrispy and I'm Bikki. As in the human beings, not the snacks. :P
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bikz wrote:Raven : It's me, Raven. Mrs. Comatose, not the dead Raven.
Rayne : Ha ha. That's like saying, "Hi, I'm Michael. Michael Smith. Not Michael Jackson." Hi, I'm Rayne. Rayne Berry. Not the cartoon character Rayne Summers. ;)
Bikki : He's Chrispy and I'm Bikki. As in the human beings, not the snacks. :P
Chris : Yes, that's us. Hi. Oh isn't that lovely! Mrs. Comatose? Wife of Jakey?Billy |
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Aj wrote:Oh isn't that lovely! Mrs. Comatose? Wife of Jakey?
Billy Rayne : Yes, it's true, Jakey married rich and stupid. ;) Raven : Oh ha ha. Shut it. Yes, I'm Jakey's wife. Rayne : And he clearly didn't get you a boob job for Christmas .... Chris : Dude, that's kinda crossing a line. Rayne : What? She's six foot five and standing up, they're practically in my face! Raven : Shut up! Honestly. |
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bikz wrote:Aj wrote:Oh isn't that lovely! Mrs. Comatose? Wife of Jakey?
Billy Rayne : Yes, it's true, Jakey married rich and stupid. ;) Raven : Oh ha ha. Shut it. Yes, I'm Jakey's wife. Rayne : And he clearly didn't get you a boob job for Christmas .... Chris : Dude, that's kinda crossing a line. Rayne : What? She's six foot five and standing up, they're practically in my face! Raven : Shut up! Honestly. Billy: Ah awesome! Jakey's a good friend of mine, we went on tour with him a while ago. I'm surprised we haven't met before actually. And there's nothing wrong with boob jobs, most of the girls I go out with have them. Actually, that does sort of say something about me - I love big titties. *Jack, Billy's band mate, enters the Dirty Bastard out of breath and obviously annoyed with Billy.* Jack: Billy where the fuck did you go? What have you taken? *Jack looked slightly worriedly at Billy, then at Raven, then at Billy again, then finally his eyes rested on Ravens boobs.* Billy: I came her, for a drink. I haven't taken anything since Monday, you know that. I was with you. Why, has your junk gone missing?Jack: Yeah, actually, it has. I've feeling withdrawell already and if I don't fucking find it soon I'll be pissed.Billy: I'll tell you if I find it. *The pair nodded at each other, and Billy turned to the girls.* Anyway, ladies, where were we.. |
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Aj wrote:Billy: I'll tell you if I find it. *The pair nodded at each other, and Billy turned to the girls.* Anyway, ladies, where were we.. Raven : Haha, "ladies" .... Rayne, what will May think if you propose to her with "will you civil partnership me?" :P Chris : Maybe he just meant you and Bikki .... Rayne : Yeh, course he did, ditz! Love ya really Raves. I'd hug you now, but you're, erm, tall. ;) Raven : So, Billy, where were we? |
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Jakey walks into the bar, having heard that Raven was about. He ordered a Jack Daniels and sat with Raven and the gang.
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Raven : Jakeeey! :D
Raven smiles and gives Jakey a fast kiss. She quickly turns away to fix her push-up bra to wonky position - old silicone, pain in t'arse, she'd have to get some new boobs soon as she'd worked out the dilemma of "how big?" - then turns back to Jakey and the group.
Chris : Hey man. Aww, young love - so cute ....
Rachel : If only you weren't stuck on Gemma Maddison, eh?
Chris : .... and you can shut up.
Bikki : Hey Jakey, good to see you! *whispers to Rayne* Is he talking to Rachel again?
Rayne : *whispers to Bikki* Yes. More pressing matters - did Raven's boobs just get nicer? |
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Blaine walks into the bar, eyes wide open, staring right at the bartender, obviously crazed with something.
Blaine:DIRTY REDHEAD!!!
Bartender:what?
Blaine:DIRTY REDHEADAMASA!!!!
Bartender: okay, okay, here.
Blaine looks around, looking at all sides, before drinking. He sees a bug, and makes a sudden frantic jerking motion to swat it. He's very addicted to these Dirty Redhead/Brunette drinks, to the point where it's just pathetic. |
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Mt. Epic wrote:Blaine:DIRTY REDHEAD!!! Bikki : *stands up* Yes? Chris : You need to stop doing that, Bikz. |
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bikz wrote:Aj wrote:Billy: I'll tell you if I find it. *The pair nodded at each other, and Billy turned to the girls.* Anyway, ladies, where were we.. Raven : Haha, "ladies" .... Rayne, what will May think if you propose to her with "will you civil partnership me?" :P Chris : Maybe he just meant you and Bikki .... Rayne : Yeh, course he did, ditz! Love ya really Raves. I'd hug you now, but you're, erm, tall. ;) Raven : So, Billy, where were we? Billy: Well, I was talking to Raven at the time, but whatever, I apologise if I offended you Chris my dear. Anyway, Jakey, how are you doing my beautiful young lad. *Billy stands up, giving Jakey a warm embrace and effectively collapses back onto the seat.* |
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bikz wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:Blaine:DIRTY REDHEAD!!! Bikki : *stands up* Yes? Chris : You need to stop doing that, Bikz. ooc:lol that tickle my funny bone |
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Taylor and Matthew walk in.
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(Later that night...) Jonathan: *On stage with band who are all completely fried, ready to play.) FUCK YEAH!!! ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THRASH METAL, SPED UP TO WHERE YOUR HEAD GETS BLOWN?!?! *Crowd cheers* (ooc: ok, ready for an actual user-made person to appear in the crowd.)
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*Shouts at band* YOU CAN BLOW MY DICK ASSHOLE!
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Shade202 wrote:(Later that night...) Jonathan: *On stage with band who are all completely fried, ready to play.) FUCK YEAH!!! ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THRASH METAL, SPED UP TO WHERE YOUR HEAD GETS BLOWN?!?! *Crowd cheers* (ooc: ok, ready for an actual user-made person to appear in the crowd.) Blaine jumps on stage, grabs the mic, takes a shit on it, gives it back, and falls to the ground, due to too many Dirty Redhead/Blonde drinks. |
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Aj wrote:*Shouts at band* YOU CAN BLOW MY DICK ASSHOLE!
Billy Jonathan: AH, FUCK YOU! This first one's called mechanix by megadeth... Yeah, so what? IT'S A COVER!!! (OOC: Waiting ONCE MORE...)
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Mt. Epic wrote:Shade202 wrote:(Later that night...) Jonathan: *On stage with band who are all completely fried, ready to play.) FUCK YEAH!!! ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THRASH METAL, SPED UP TO WHERE YOUR HEAD GETS BLOWN?!?! *Crowd cheers* (ooc: ok, ready for an actual user-made person to appear in the crowd.) Blaine jumps on stage, grabs the mic, takes a shit on it, gives it back, and falls to the ground, due to too many Dirty Redhead/Blonde drinks. Jonathan: She's more addicted to whatever she's on than i am to heroin... More insane too. *Slings shit on blaine and kicks her off-stage, cleans mic with tissue* B****!!! *OOC: waiting for a few more outbursts and people.* Edited by user 28 December 2009 10:36:26(UTC)
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