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Aj wrote:*Shouts at band* YOU CAN BLOW MY DICK ASSHOLE!
Billy Jakey whispers to Billy. Jakey: Man, I can see something funny coming on here. Any ideas how we could fuck tonight up even more for them?! |
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old.gregg wrote:Aj wrote:*Shouts at band* YOU CAN BLOW MY DICK ASSHOLE!
Billy Jakey whispers to Billy. Jakey: Man, I can see something funny coming on here. Any ideas how we could fuck tonight up even more for them?! Hmm. Well, there's always the option of just running on stage and pulling a moony? Or were you looking for something slightly more sophisticated? Hell if you have a lighter I can feel a fart coming on.Billy |
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Aj wrote:old.gregg wrote:Aj wrote:*Shouts at band* YOU CAN BLOW MY DICK ASSHOLE!
Billy Jakey whispers to Billy. Jakey: Man, I can see something funny coming on here. Any ideas how we could fuck tonight up even more for them?! Hmm. Well, there's always the option of just running on stage and pulling a moony? Or were you looking for something slightly more sophisticated? Hell if you have a lighter I can feel a fart coming on.Billy Jakey pulls out his lighter. Jakey: Fart on him, I'll light it. Then we can chill with champagne and cigars. =D |
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Jonathan: HEY I HEARD THAT! BIONIC HEROIN EARS!!! *Points to his ears* Or at least i think you whispered shit about us... Ah, FUCK IT! MECHANIX! *Band Begins playing song extremely fast and amazingly perfectly* Jonathan: *Singing* Said ya wanna getcha... ORDAH FILLED! Made me shiver when i put it in... Well pumpin' just won't do, you know, LUCKILY FAH YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!! Whoever thought you'd be bettaaaaah... At turnin' a screw than me... I do it for mah liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!! Made my drive shaft crank... Made my PISTONS BULGE... MADE MEH BALL BEARIN' MELT FROM THE FUCKIN' HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! WOAH YEAH-YEAH!!! *Continues for 1 min.* Said ya wanna getcha... ORDAH FILLED! Made me shiver when i put it in... Well pumpin' just won't do, you know, LUCKILY FAH YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!! Whoever thought you'd be bettaaaaah... At turnin' a screw than me... I do it for mah liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!! FUCK YEAH!!! Made my drive shaft crank... Made my PISTONS BULGE... MADE MEH BALL BEARIN' MELT FROM THE FUCKIN' HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! WOAH YEAH-YEAH!!! Well i'm givin' you mah room SERVICE!!! & ya know it's more than enou-hough, ya know one more time, ya know I'M IN LOVE!!! Said ya wanna getcha... ORDAH FILLED! Made me shiver when i put it in... Well pumpin' just won't do, you know, LUCKILY FAH YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!! Whoever thought you'd be bettaaaaah... At turnin' a screw than me... I do it for mah liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!! Made my drive shaft crank... Made my PISTONS BULGE... MADE MEH BALL BEARIN' MELT FROM THE FUCKIN' HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! WOAH YEAH-YEAH!!! *Insane solo A.K.A original solo sped up 2x played by guitarist* *Song Ends* THANK YOU! FUCK YEAH!!! Edited by user 28 December 2009 11:20:25(UTC)
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old.gregg wrote:Aj wrote:old.gregg wrote:Aj wrote:*Shouts at band* YOU CAN BLOW MY DICK ASSHOLE!
Billy Jakey whispers to Billy. Jakey: Man, I can see something funny coming on here. Any ideas how we could fuck tonight up even more for them?! Hmm. Well, there's always the option of just running on stage and pulling a moony? Or were you looking for something slightly more sophisticated? Hell if you have a lighter I can feel a fart coming on.Billy Jakey pulls out his lighter. Jakey: Fart on him, I'll light it. Then we can chill with champagne and cigars. =D *Billy nods in agreement and walks up round the side of the stage. He takes the mic from Jonathan, and speaks. Jakey comes up behind him, and bends onto one knee, sparking up his light.* Apologies ladies and gentlemen, we just have to express our absolute delight at how well this show is going. *Billy bends over pulls down his boxers and lets one rip, aiming perfectly onto the light lighter, sending an inferno rushing from his hairy ass crack and setting light to Jonathan's shirt. The crowd laughs, Billy runs back to his seat. The security stands there by the side of the stage as Jonathan fails attempting to put out the flames. Billy and Jakey sit back where they'd came from,* Billy: So, cigars? |
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Aj wrote:old.gregg wrote:Aj wrote:old.gregg wrote:Aj wrote:*Shouts at band* YOU CAN BLOW MY DICK ASSHOLE!
Billy Jakey whispers to Billy. Jakey: Man, I can see something funny coming on here. Any ideas how we could fuck tonight up even more for them?! Hmm. Well, there's always the option of just running on stage and pulling a moony? Or were you looking for something slightly more sophisticated? Hell if you have a lighter I can feel a fart coming on.Billy Jakey pulls out his lighter. Jakey: Fart on him, I'll light it. Then we can chill with champagne and cigars. =D *Billy nods in agreement and walks up round the side of the stage. He takes the mic from Jonathan, and speaks. Jakey comes up behind him, and bends onto one knee, sparking up his light.* Apologies ladies and gentlemen, we just have to express our absolute delight at how well this show is going. *Billy bends over pulls down his boxers and lets one rip, aiming perfectly onto the light lighter, sending an inferno rushing from his hairy ass crack and setting light to Jonathan's shirt. The crowd laughs, Billy runs back to his seat. The security stands there by the side of the stage as Jonathan fails attempting to put out the flames. Billy and Jakey sit back where they'd came from,* Billy: So, cigars? Jakey passes Billy a cigar. Jakey: ahaha, epic. Illegal to smoke in here, but the security are probably gonna cast a favourable eye on us, ey? Jakey lights his. |
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old.gregg wrote:
Jakey passes Billy a cigar.
Jakey: ahaha, epic. Illegal to smoke in here, but the security are probably gonna cast a favourable eye on us, ey?
Jakey lights his.
I think everyone in the Hotel will :P Actually that reminds me, why is there a thrash band playing at 1 in the morning in a hotel? This whole thing seems a lil fishy to me. But anyway, cheers for the cigar. I was speaking to your wife earlier, well, I kinda was anyway. She's a nice lass, fit to. I don't think I can see myself settling down like that any time soon though to be honest.Billy |
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*Stephanie Fierce walks in to the Dirty Bastards, looking fiercer than ever* Doorman: Um mam that will be 2 dollars. Stephanie Fierce: Excuse me...... Doorman: Two dollars if you want to see... the um.....hold on on a sec mam..... What is the the name of the horrible band "performing"? *whispers to co-worker* Doorman #2: Um I don't know because the sign that had their name was burned not a while ago, so I really don't know? Doorman: Damn it! Um mam, we apologize but a band with an unknown name is performing and they are charging 2 dollars per ticket. Stephanie Fierce: Um ok... That is weird, The Dirty Bastards doesn't charge people, like what the hell is going here. Edited by user 28 December 2009 11:19:23(UTC)
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Jonathan: *Happens to trip while on fire* GET THOSE REVOLTING LITTLE RABBITS OFF OF ME!!! I'M TOO METAL FOR MEADOWY LITTLE RABBITS!!! NEVER MAKE GHOST RABBITS OUT OF FIRE AGAIN!!! *Starts speaking extremely slurred* *Has no idea he's on fire* let's continue tomorrow... errgghh... blegh... shit... *Passes out due to doing meth, coke, and heroin before show along with rest of band combined with shock due to "Ghostly, revolting, meadowy, cute little rabbits" attacking him.* *other band members - except for lead guitarist - help him off stage* Ibrahim (Lead Guitarist): Fuck you... *beats jakey and the other guy up, then joins other band members in helping jonathan up to hotel room* Bartender: YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE STAY TOMMORROW, DRUGGIES!!! Edited by user 28 December 2009 15:32:15(UTC)
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stephaniewazhere wrote:*Stephanie Fierce walks in to the Dirty Bastards, looking fiercer than ever*
Doorman: Um mam that will be 2 dollars.
Stephanie Fierce: Excuse me......
Doorman: Two dollars if you want to see... the um.....hold on on a sec mam..... What is the the name of the horrible band "performing"? *whispers to co-worker*
Doorman #2: Um I don't know because the sign that had their name was burned not a while ago, so I really don't know?
Doorman:Damn it! Um mam, we apologize but a band with an unknown name is performing and they are charging 2 dollars per ticket.
Stephanie Fierce: Um ok... That is weird, The Dirty Bastards doesn't charge people, like what the hell is going here. *Band happens to pass by doorman while he's whispering* *Ibrihim hears him* Ibrihim: *Up at hotel room* i'll be right back... *Goes back downstairs* *Talking to doormen and stephanie* apparently you didn't hear, no charges anymore. Ok? Fuck you *Points to doorman 1* and fuck you. *Points to doorman 2* Apparently you don't like thrash. *Storms upstairs*
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Shade202 wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:*Stephanie Fierce walks in to the Dirty Bastards, looking fiercer than ever*
Doorman: Um mam that will be 2 dollars.
Stephanie Fierce: Excuse me......
Doorman: Two dollars if you want to see... the um.....hold on on a sec mam..... What is the the name of the horrible band "performing"? *whispers to co-worker*
Doorman #2: Um I don't know because the sign that had their name was burned not a while ago, so I really don't know?
Doorman:Damn it! Um mam, we apologize but a band with an unknown name is performing and they are charging 2 dollars per ticket.
Stephanie Fierce: Um ok... That is weird, The Dirty Bastards doesn't charge people, like what the hell is going here. *Band happens to pass by doorman while he's whispering* *Ibrihim hears him* Ibrihim: *Up at hotel room* i'll be right back... *Goes back downstairs* *Talking to doormen and stephanie* apparently you didn't hear, no charges anymore. Ok? Fuck you *Points to doorman 1* and fuck you. *Points to doorman 2* Apparently you don't like thrash. *Storms upstairs* Jakey: The guy works at the fucking Dirty Bastard. He has no problem with the genre, just how it's played. Jakey offers the doorman a cigar. |
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old.gregg wrote:Shade202 wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:*Stephanie Fierce walks in to the Dirty Bastards, looking fiercer than ever*
Doorman: Um mam that will be 2 dollars.
Stephanie Fierce: Excuse me......
Doorman: Two dollars if you want to see... the um.....hold on on a sec mam..... What is the the name of the horrible band "performing"? *whispers to co-worker*
Doorman #2: Um I don't know because the sign that had their name was burned not a while ago, so I really don't know?
Doorman:Damn it! Um mam, we apologize but a band with an unknown name is performing and they are charging 2 dollars per ticket.
Stephanie Fierce: Um ok... That is weird, The Dirty Bastards doesn't charge people, like what the hell is going here. *Band happens to pass by doorman while he's whispering* *Ibrihim hears him* Ibrihim: *Up at hotel room* i'll be right back... *Goes back downstairs* *Talking to doormen and stephanie* apparently you didn't hear, no charges anymore. Ok? Fuck you *Points to doorman 1* and fuck you. *Points to doorman 2* Apparently you don't like thrash. *Storms upstairs* Jakey: The guy works at the fucking Dirty Bastard. He has no problem with the genre, just how it's played. Jakey offers the doorman a cigar. Ibrihim: *Is upstairs before sound can reach him, doesn't hear*
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Stephanie Fierce: Um I'm not...
Door Man: *Already knowing what she was about to say*Go on in! Don't worry we've been letting everyone in for free anyways.
Stephanie Fierce: Thank god!
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Shade202 wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:Shade202 wrote:(Later that night...) Jonathan: *On stage with band who are all completely fried, ready to play.) FUCK YEAH!!! ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THRASH METAL, SPED UP TO WHERE YOUR HEAD GETS BLOWN?!?! *Crowd cheers* (ooc: ok, ready for an actual user-made person to appear in the crowd.) Blaine jumps on stage, grabs the mic, takes a shit on it, gives it back, and falls to the ground, due to too many Dirty Redhead/Blonde drinks. Jonathan: She's more addicted to whatever she's on than i am to heroin... More insane too. *Slings shit on blaine and kicks her off-stage, cleans mic with tissue* B****!!! *OOC: waiting for a few more outbursts and people.* um, Blaine is a dude's name dumbshit |
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Mt. Epic wrote:Shade202 wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:Shade202 wrote:(Later that night...) Jonathan: *On stage with band who are all completely fried, ready to play.) FUCK YEAH!!! ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THRASH METAL, SPED UP TO WHERE YOUR HEAD GETS BLOWN?!?! *Crowd cheers* (ooc: ok, ready for an actual user-made person to appear in the crowd.) Blaine jumps on stage, grabs the mic, takes a shit on it, gives it back, and falls to the ground, due to too many Dirty Redhead/Blonde drinks. Jonathan: She's more addicted to whatever she's on than i am to heroin... More insane too. *Slings shit on blaine and kicks her off-stage, cleans mic with tissue* B****!!! *OOC: waiting for a few more outbursts and people.* um, Blaine is a dude's name dumbshit OOC: my character was high when he said that. Under the influence. He has an excuse.
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Shade202 wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:Shade202 wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:Shade202 wrote:(Later that night...) Jonathan: *On stage with band who are all completely fried, ready to play.) FUCK YEAH!!! ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THRASH METAL, SPED UP TO WHERE YOUR HEAD GETS BLOWN?!?! *Crowd cheers* (ooc: ok, ready for an actual user-made person to appear in the crowd.) Blaine jumps on stage, grabs the mic, takes a shit on it, gives it back, and falls to the ground, due to too many Dirty Redhead/Blonde drinks. Jonathan: She's more addicted to whatever she's on than i am to heroin... More insane too. *Slings shit on blaine and kicks her off-stage, cleans mic with tissue* B****!!! *OOC: waiting for a few more outbursts and people.* um, Blaine is a dude's name dumbshit OOC: my character was high when he said that. Under the influence. He has an excuse. lol, that's retarded |
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*Next Morning* Jonathan: *in bed* fuck you blaine... fuck you whoever made ghostly rabbits attack me... Ibrihim: I think that guy set you on fire... *standing at side of bed, worried, WAS waiting for him to wake up and trying to help him get up.* and there were 2 guys. Jonathan: yeah... we'll be legends with people setting me on fire... leave the door open and put a sign on it saying "Slaytanik, awaiting criticism." Ibrahim: whatever... do you remember SHIT? *unlocks door and puts on sign* Jonathan: nope. (OOC: waiting for someone to get involved.) Edited by user 28 December 2009 12:37:14(UTC)
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bikz wrote:Bikki, Chris, Raven and Rayne walk up to the bar.
Chris : Hey, Barsteward. What was up with last night?
Barsteward : I was off duty. Barstewardess was in.
Rayne : Couldn't get in. Some arsehole had made it pay-only for a gig. Didn't pay on principle.
Raven : I got in, I just gave the guard my autograph and wham, bam, thankyou ma'am. The place was like, empty.
Bikki : So, erm, yeh. We would like ....
Barsteward : A cuppa for B-star, Smirnoff Ice Red in the bottle for Raves, Smirnoff Ice Black in the bottle for Chrissy, skimmed water for Rayne. And you'll sit in that corner.
Chris : Bang on!
Barsteward : How could I not know my awesome foursome? ;) It's been a while since you've all been together here! OOC: BTW, it happened LATER... not REALLY that night... that's why the place was empty and not even the band was there. Edited by user 28 December 2009 12:34:29(UTC)
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