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Anyone ever see that website before.For those of you who don't know FML means FuckMyLife and basically the website has funny stories that have happened to people though some are sad.So share any that happened to you.I don't really have any FML's but I found a funny one on the site.
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.  Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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This one is kinda sad
Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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I find the website funny. Some of the things that are posted aren't what you would imagine to happen to someone.
There is also a positive version of the website called GivesMeHope or GMH.
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That's sounds nice, though they probably aren't funny lol.I have a funny story
My uncle is a stoner and drinks a bit but not as much as an alcoholic,he's also EXTREMELY foul mouthed.When I was little we all lived with my grandpa (I still do) and when my mom told me she was gonna have a baby I told her to shut the fuck up.I was about 3 |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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I remember Elliot sending this on an MSN chat we had once.
The sex ones are funny. |
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Thanks to Marksy for mentioning GMH because i had a look on the website and it is a brilliant website and it really does give you hope.
It's awesome if your ever feeling depressed or sad thinking there's only bad in the world visit GMH. |
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C4AJoh wrote:Thanks to Marksy for mentioning GMH because i had a look on the website and it is a brilliant website and it really does give you hope.
It's awesome if your ever feeling depressed or sad thinking there's only bad in the world visit GMH. This :D |
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From my mother's perspective ....
Today, my daughter Bikki had just spent her first night sleeping in some silk bedsheets I got her for Christmas. She told me that they weren't comfortable. She tried to explain, somehow, that they weren't as "clothy" as her other sheets. As I didn't get what she was talking about, she concluded with, "These are more like sex bedsheets." FML |
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Aj wrote:C4AJoh wrote:Thanks to Marksy for mentioning GMH because i had a look on the website and it is a brilliant website and it really does give you hope.
It's awesome if your ever feeling depressed or sad thinking there's only bad in the world visit GMH. This :D I'm rather geeky so i'll often say things like that without realising how cheesy it is. But i like to see the good in people, maybe i'm naive but whatever. |
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