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Offline The Nimrods  
#681 Posted : 11 January 2010 08:40:50(UTC)
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Aj wrote:
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Lewis please don't tell me you slept with him


Wtf are you talking about? He's bare hot.

From a straight perspective, obviously.


are you crazy! I can't even realyl describe what's ugly about him, then again i can't judge because im hideous


Well I'm ugly to but I can see that if I liked willies I would gladly touch his.


I don't like willies, I like people who have them.My last name is slang in your country for penis.Maybe it's just the face he's making.


If I was gay it'd be for the dick. Fuck that emotional crap. ;)

Those were two of the most un-related sentances next to each other I've ever seen. What's your second name?


...Wilkins. I don't mean the emotional crap I mean I find a penis unattractive.


:O Cocks are fucking awesome, you can do all kinds of funny things with them. With fanny's there pretty much good for only one thing.

And don't worry, no one really say's wilkins reffereing to nobs apart from people over 40, and there old so fuk dem yeh? :) Most people say cocks in our lovely country. I say willy cos it sounds funny.


Lewis says Wilkins lol.When Steph first came he was like "She touched a little boys' Wilkins!"
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I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

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Gildermershina wrote:
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Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


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I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Aj  
#682 Posted : 11 January 2010 08:54:54(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Aj wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Aj wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Aj wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Aj wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Lewis please don't tell me you slept with him


Wtf are you talking about? He's bare hot.

From a straight perspective, obviously.


are you crazy! I can't even realyl describe what's ugly about him, then again i can't judge because im hideous


Well I'm ugly to but I can see that if I liked willies I would gladly touch his.


I don't like willies, I like people who have them.My last name is slang in your country for penis.Maybe it's just the face he's making.


If I was gay it'd be for the dick. Fuck that emotional crap. ;)

Those were two of the most un-related sentances next to each other I've ever seen. What's your second name?


...Wilkins. I don't mean the emotional crap I mean I find a penis unattractive.


:O Cocks are fucking awesome, you can do all kinds of funny things with them. With fanny's there pretty much good for only one thing.

And don't worry, no one really say's wilkins reffereing to nobs apart from people over 40, and there old so fuk dem yeh? :) Most people say cocks in our lovely country. I say willy cos it sounds funny.


Lewis says Wilkins lol.When Steph first came he was like "She touched a little boys' Wilkins!"


Yeah but that's only because he's using it for humorous effect, I mean if he was about to have woof woof with a lad he wouldn't refer to it as a wilkins :L
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Offline bikz  
#683 Posted : 11 January 2010 09:52:19(UTC)
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Aj wrote:
With fanny's there pretty much good for only one thing.

My banhammer feels like a good smash for that, but don't worry, I won't. Next time - use correct grammar when insulting the anatomy of the underclass.
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Offline xNightsidex  
#684 Posted : 11 January 2010 10:16:37(UTC)
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AJ hit the nail on the head with the anatomy war bahahahaha :3

And I'm saying nothing as I fear I can stalked to all corners of the web, this forum included.

But he is a very very pretty lad, I've posted photos of him before :) He's a sports student, and has a miiiighty fine set of abs and muscles on him, as well as world's most lovely and comforting personality.

It's his birthday on the 24th as well ^_^ Me and Shaynie are trying to plan something nice for him.

And also funny story, AJ. My friend Bethan was telling me about her boyfriend and talking dirty to him, and she wasn't really bothered, and went like "I love your...penis." or something really garish and blunt, and they were both just like O_O :|

I wish I were that kind of person :3

But no, I don't really speak much in the bedroom... probably part of what wasn't good about my last relationship, if someone asks me "you like that?" or something, I'm just like "o.o sorry, shall I take this out of mouth and answer?"

Much more of an actions-louder-than-words type ;3

Anywhooooo BACK ON TOPIC.

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Offline Gildermershina  
#685 Posted : 11 January 2010 10:26:55(UTC)
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Well, thanks for that delightful image of you with penis in your mouth. Moving swiftly on...
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Offline xNightsidex  
#686 Posted : 11 January 2010 10:28:36(UTC)
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I was referring to balls, actually sir. And true scenario, I may add.

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Offline Gildermershina  
#687 Posted : 11 January 2010 10:47:32(UTC)
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I was referring to balls, actually sir. And true scenario, I may add.


Well now it just seems all the more disturbing.
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Offline tension101  
#688 Posted : 11 January 2010 14:11:16(UTC)
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xNightsidex wrote:
I was referring to balls, actually sir. And true scenario, I may add.


*drool*

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Offline troymazing  
#689 Posted : 11 January 2010 14:16:28(UTC)
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xNightsidex wrote:
if someone asks me "you like that?" or something, I'm just like "o.o sorry, shall I take this out of mouth and answer?"


I actually LMFAO'd. lololololololol
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Offline Captain Insano  
#690 Posted : 11 January 2010 17:18:13(UTC)
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xNightsidex wrote:
AJ hit the nail on the head with the anatomy war bahahahaha :3

And I'm saying nothing as I fear I can stalked to all corners of the web, this forum included.

But he is a very very pretty lad, I've posted photos of him before :) He's a sports student, and has a miiiighty fine set of abs and muscles on him, as well as world's most lovely and comforting penis.

It's his birthday on the 24th as well ^_^ Me and Shaynie are trying to plan something nice for him.

And also funny story, AJ. My friend Bethan was telling me about her boyfriend and talking dirty to him, and she wasn't really bothered, and went like "I love your...penis." or something really garish and blunt, and they were both just like O_O :|

I wish I were that kind of person :3

But no, I don't really speak much in the bedroom... probably part of what wasn't good about my last relationship, if someone asks me "you like that?" or something, I'm just like "o.o sorry, shall I take this out of mouth and answer?"

Much more of an actions-louder-than-words type ;3

Anywhooooo BACK ON TOPIC.


That's what you really wanted to say...
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Offline xNightsidex  
#691 Posted : 11 January 2010 17:38:31(UTC)
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Darnit man, you have me down to a T.
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Offline Thorgrim  
#692 Posted : 11 January 2010 23:14:29(UTC)
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Offline Raphaela  
#693 Posted : 12 January 2010 01:03:10(UTC)
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Offline Gildermershina  
#694 Posted : 12 January 2010 06:20:35(UTC)
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For some reason he reminded me of Rastan.

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I had Rastan on the Master System. It was shit. So thanks for reminding me.
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#695 Posted : 12 January 2010 14:10:56(UTC)
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So for some reason my hair decided to get really long.

Glasses on...
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Glasses off.
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Offline Thorgrim  
#696 Posted : 17 January 2010 01:22:22(UTC)
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Are you Bush or the creepy guy I've never seen before?


I'm the creepy guy you've never seen before (that guy's a Dutch model/TV personality/etc.).
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Offline bikz  
#697 Posted : 17 January 2010 01:41:47(UTC)
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I think the reason that Thorgrim doesn't show his face is because he's too freaked out that Elliot/Miles/Lewis will jack off over it. :P Honestly, Dave. I know that at least one boarder jacks off over pics of me, it's no big deal, it's not like you're there at the time!

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#698 Posted : 17 January 2010 03:30:19(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
I think the reason that Thorgrim doesn't show his face is because he's too freaked out that Elliot/Miles/Lewis will jack off over it. :P Honestly, Dave. I know that at least one boarder jacks off over pics of me, it's no big deal, it's not like you're there at the time!


Oh yes, because I have no better jerk material than the fucking rockstar game. :P
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#699 Posted : 17 January 2010 03:32:50(UTC)
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Oh yes, because I have no better jerk material than the fucking rockstar game. :P

Yes, exactly that. I wonder how many times Nic's said, "My name isn't Lewis"?
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#700 Posted : 17 January 2010 03:33:19(UTC)
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