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Offline bikz  
#2321 Posted : 25 January 2010 04:49:13(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
That reminds me of when my best friend and I prank called McDonalds and picked up someone saying "YOU DIRTY MEXICAN WHORE!"

I would've thought it'd be more along the lines of, "Hello, McDonald's customer service", but Maccy's is a strange thing. :P
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#2322 Posted : 25 January 2010 04:50:27(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
That reminds me of when my best friend and I prank called McDonalds and picked up someone saying "YOU DIRTY MEXICAN WHORE!"

I would've thought it'd be more along the lines of, "Hello, McDonald's customer service", but Maccy's is a strange thing. :P


Indeed it is,I guess Detroit isn't a nice city after all.
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I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

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Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Synxhard  
#2323 Posted : 25 January 2010 05:11:36(UTC)
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Me and three mates smoked an eighth of weed today, which worked out pretty well as I was completely fucked, but then my heart went fuckedy and it was pumping like crazy and I thought I was going to have a cardiac arrest or something. First scary experience with drugs ever.

Still awesome though ;)


Never try heroin then. First time was my last time for that, possibly most horrifying experience ever.

Amusingly, one of the guys I used to work with was complaining about all his pals on the estate in Edinburgh turning into junkies which was part of why he ended up in Inverness. When I asked why he never ended up a junkie he just laughed. "Heroin's shite man. Tried it the once, was so fucking bored that I never saw the point of it."


Nah, I made the mistake of letting somebody else shoot me up, cause I had no clue how to do it myself. Of course, they were a junkie, so they gave me a dose that would make a junkie high. I wound up turning blue and passing out, apparently I'd been dead for a full minute when the paramedics arrived.
Offline tension101  
#2324 Posted : 25 January 2010 05:12:49(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
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I think baby monitors can get it too.

It'd be rather worrying if you suddenly heard some Spanish woman shouting through your baby monitor.

This is definately getting sigged, funnyness.
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Offline bikz  
#2325 Posted : 25 January 2010 05:22:32(UTC)
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Relationship .... rekindled. I think. Modship forever. :D (I hope.)
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Offline Paradox  
#2326 Posted : 25 January 2010 06:32:32(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
bikz wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
That reminds me of when my best friend and I prank called McDonalds and picked up someone saying "YOU DIRTY MEXICAN WHORE!"

I would've thought it'd be more along the lines of, "Hello, McDonald's customer service", but Maccy's is a strange thing. :P


Indeed it is,I guess Detroit isn't a nice city after all.


Damn you filthy racist americans, I'll get my latino gang to kill you. They wear sombreros.
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Offline xNightsidex  
#2327 Posted : 25 January 2010 08:21:29(UTC)
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On Friday one of my good friends had their 18th, and utterly trashed, walked into a fast food outlet and began accusing one of the women working there of being "a fucking paedophile" and announcing "this chicken is from HELL."

Bahahh!
Offline Gildermershina  
#2328 Posted : 25 January 2010 09:21:54(UTC)
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xNightsidex wrote:
On Friday one of my good friends had their 18th, and utterly trashed, walked into a fast food outlet and began accusing one of the women working there of being "a fucking paedophile" and announcing "this chicken is from HELL."

Bahahh!



Hahaha that's hilarious.

Cough.
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Offline Raphaela  
#2329 Posted : 25 January 2010 15:12:02(UTC)
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Man, Irvine Welsh is such a good writer.
I'm stubborn, so I bought his books even realizing I'd have some trouble reading, but it's still worth every minute I spend reading them.
I've finished Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance in 4 days. I'm already thinking of buying more of his books, even though I still got Trainspotting and Acid House.
I want to get my hands on Porno so badly, but my mother would never 'approve' a book with that title.

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Offline tension101  
#2330 Posted : 25 January 2010 15:28:56(UTC)
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Eh, getting ready for school tomorrow... bleh...
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#2331 Posted : 25 January 2010 21:29:50(UTC)
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Bout to catch my bus, woke up air guitaring
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
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Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline xNightsidex  
#2332 Posted : 26 January 2010 03:47:03(UTC)
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Today, I discovered that in reapplying for Fashion & Textiles, and Hairdressing Lvl 2 at college, I can Major in the former, and Minor in the latter. Fuck yes :3
Offline bikz  
#2333 Posted : 27 January 2010 04:51:21(UTC)
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I am in a stupid laughing and jumping around "drunk on life" mood. I think it's a sugar rush. I'll find anything slightly funny absolutely fucking hilarious right now.
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Offline Thorgrim  
#2334 Posted : 27 January 2010 05:26:25(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
I am in a stupid laughing and jumping around "drunk on life" mood. I think it's a sugar rush. I'll find anything slightly funny absolutely fucking hilarious right now.


Including this:

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#2335 Posted : 27 January 2010 06:24:58(UTC)
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You get surprised when your ex-lover tells you they're still not over you and it's killing them to see you sleep with other people and moving on, but bittersweet because it's how it should be happening.

I guess people do have a heart.

In semi-related news, three dreams, the past three nights, each progressively more dark than the last about different lads from college. Please let there be a fourth...
Offline Raphaela  
#2336 Posted : 27 January 2010 06:54:07(UTC)
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I bought a Clash video tape today, and apparently the previous owner recorded a REALLY old Sepultura appearance on Brazilian TV after the Clash videos were over.
It's a shame I'm not a fan of Sepultura, if it was a band I like, I'd be hella lucky.
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Offline The Nimrods  
#2337 Posted : 27 January 2010 07:14:53(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
I bought a Clash video tape today, and apparently the previous owner recorded a REALLY old Sepultura appearance on Brazilian TV after the Clash videos were over.
It's a shame I'm not a fan of Sepultura, if it was a band I like, I'd be hella lucky.


What do you have against metal! I'm surprised you don't like Sepultura,they have lots of hardcore influence.
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Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Raphaela  
#2338 Posted : 27 January 2010 07:33:17(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
What do you have against metal! I'm surprised you don't like Sepultura,they have lots of hardcore influence.


I have nothing against Metal, it's just not my thing.
I don't really know much about Sepultura, but I didn't like what I heard :P
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Offline Paradox  
#2339 Posted : 27 January 2010 07:39:29(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
I bought a Clash video tape today, and apparently the previous owner recorded a REALLY old Sepultura appearance on Brazilian TV after the Clash videos were over.
It's a shame I'm not a fan of Sepultura, if it was a band I like, I'd be hella lucky.


Well that's kind of cool, though going from Guns of Brixton to some song from Morbid Visions with no advice must be extremely disturbing
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#2340 Posted : 27 January 2010 07:50:40(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
What do you have against metal! I'm surprised you don't like Sepultura,they have lots of hardcore influence.


I have nothing against Metal, it's just not my thing.
I don't really know much about Sepultura, but I didn't like what I heard :P


Go on youtube brasil right now and search Refuse/Resist it's got a punk vibe to it so i think you'll like it
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

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