old.gregg wrote:The 'Jakey Comatose is gay' story has been run so many times, it's just gotta be true!
Joshy : Yeh, my heart's been beating faster ever since I found out ....
James : He's being sarcastic. He's married.
Joshy : .... oh. :( Ah well, Sexy Star is still gay, and there's that new hottie in Moronic Changeling .... and Bikki ....
James : Bikki isn't a man. You know that better than I do.
Joshy : I do. Ahem. So, Clear Vision, you've already lost your new single, eh? What a shame!
James : *shakes head* That pun's been done.
Joshy : ARG! Stop taking apart everything I say!
James : ARG! Go to sleep!
Joshy : OK. *falls asleep in James's lap*
James : If my wife turns up, this is not what it looks like.