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Jonathan: I'll handle this, Davey. You're Davey, right? Anyway, *turns back to jimmy* SAY THAT AGAIN WHEN MY BAND RELEASES IT'S FIRST FUCKIN' SINGLE, EH?
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David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her?If not tell her boyfreind will steal her. Edited by user 08 February 2010 08:54:03(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:Jonathan: I'll handle this, Davey. You're Davey, right? Anyway, *turns back to jimmy* SAY THAT AGAIN WHEN MY BAND RELEASES IT'S FIRST FUCKIN' SINGLE, EH? Davey:Oh yeah that REALLY helped, find the sarcasm in that sentance. Jimmy:oooooh 1 single we have, lemme count *counts on hands* 6 albums! |
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maximys wrote:David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her? Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no.
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The Nimrods wrote:Shade202 wrote:Jonathan: I'll handle this, Davey. You're Davey, right? Anyway, *turns back to jimmy* SAY THAT AGAIN WHEN MY BAND RELEASES IT'S FIRST FUCKIN' SINGLE, EH? Davey:Oh yeah that REALLY helped, find the sarcasm in that sentance. Jimmy:oooooh 1 single we have, lemme count *counts on hands* 6 albums! Jonathan: Well, WE WEREN'T AROUND AS LONG, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
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Shade202 wrote:maximys wrote:David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her? Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no. David: Who is her boyfreind? |
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maximys wrote:Shade202 wrote:maximys wrote:David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her? Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no. David: Who is her boyfreind? Jonathan: CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE JUST MET HER?!
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Shade202 wrote:maximys wrote:Shade202 wrote:maximys wrote:David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her? Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no. David: Who is her boyfreind? Jonathan: CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE JUST MET HER?! Jimmy:His name is Jimmy Bishop, he's like a tycoon and a manwhore, seeing as he cheats on her with any girl that can walk she cheats on him too |
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Jonathan: Wow, do those two even LIKE each other?
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Shade202 wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Shade202 wrote:Jonathan: I'll handle this, Davey. You're Davey, right? Anyway, *turns back to jimmy* SAY THAT AGAIN WHEN MY BAND RELEASES IT'S FIRST FUCKIN' SINGLE, EH? Davey:Oh yeah that REALLY helped, find the sarcasm in that sentance. Jimmy:oooooh 1 single we have, lemme count *counts on hands* 6 albums! Jonathan: Well, WE WEREN'T AROUND AS LONG, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! Matt: Woo! Lovefest! Grabs popcorn.
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Shade202 wrote:maximys wrote:Shade202 wrote:maximys wrote:David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her? Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no. David: Who is her boyfreind? Jonathan: CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE JUST MET HER?! David: No. But I do see that that dude who yelled at you would beat you in a fight Robert: David, you shouldnt start anything. |
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maximys wrote:David: We will find someone famous. Rob: We already have chap. (talking to matt whos name they dont know)
Matt: Dude, we're all famous... Well... Between midnight 'til whenever we're sober.
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Jonathan: Seeing as someone will eventually try and fail to kick my ass, i'll have fun trying to remember this in the morning.
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The Nimrods wrote:Shade202 wrote:maximys wrote:Shade202 wrote:maximys wrote:David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her? Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no. David: Who is her boyfreind? Jonathan: CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE JUST MET HER?! Jimmy:His name is Jimmy Bishop, he's like a tycoon and a manwhore, seeing as he cheats on her with any girl that can walk she cheats on him too David: Maybe she can cheat on him with me. |
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Shade202 wrote: Jonathan: Seeing as someone will eventually try and fail to kick my ass, i'll have fun trying to remember this in the morning. Jimmy:Stop talking big, your band isn't even known yet, I'm 5'3 but most of the people here know I'll shove a broken bottle in your eye. |
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Sophy puts her hair behind her ears and sticks her chest right out. Sophy : What? I'm Bikki, twin of Sophy. Yes, my boyfriend's name is Jimmy. What a nobhead he is. I went off with that gay guy over there but it turned out he was castrato. Just listen to him, he's Joshy Facelifter from Firecracker 47. She points at Joshy. Roxy puts her arm round her brother to stop him attacking. Joshy : How .... dare .... she .... Roxy : Calm down. Joshy : CALM DOWN MY ARSE! Roxy : YES, CALM DOWN YOUR ARSE! |
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maximys wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Shade202 wrote:maximys wrote:Shade202 wrote:maximys wrote:David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her? Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no. David: Who is her boyfreind? Jonathan: CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE JUST MET HER?! Jimmy:His name is Jimmy Bishop, he's like a tycoon and a manwhore, seeing as he cheats on her with any girl that can walk she cheats on him too David: Maybe she can cheat on him with me. Taylor: Haha, reminds me of Tiger Woods!
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bikz wrote:Sophy puts her hair behind her ears and sticks her chest right out. Sophy : What? I'm Bikki, twin of Sophy. Yes, my boyfriend's name is Jimmy. What a nobhead he is. I went off with that gay guy over there but it turned out he was castrato. Just listen to him, he's Joshy Facelifter from Firecracker 47. She points at Joshy. Roxy puts her arm round her brother to stop him attacking. Joshy : How .... dare .... she .... Roxy : Calm down. Joshy : CALM DOWN MY ARSE! Roxy : YES, CALM DOWN YOUR ARSE! Jimmy:Sophy you liar! Bikki's tits are bigger than yours!If your Bikki, what's my last name |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
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Jonathan: AND WILL YOU FUCKING SHOVE A BROKEN BOTTLE INTO MY EYE, NOW? Edited by user 08 February 2010 09:19:37(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote: Jonathan: AND WILL YOU FUCKING DO THAT, NOW? Jimmy:Ask Sophy. |
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