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Offline Shade202  
#3281 Posted : 08 February 2010 08:51:47(UTC)
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Jonathan: I'll handle this, Davey. You're Davey, right? Anyway, *turns back to jimmy* SAY THAT AGAIN WHEN MY BAND RELEASES IT'S FIRST FUCKIN' SINGLE, EH?
Offline maximys  
#3282 Posted : 08 February 2010 08:51:53(UTC)
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David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her?If not tell her boyfreind will steal her.

Edited by user 08 February 2010 08:54:03(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Masters of Destruction the band
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#3283 Posted : 08 February 2010 08:53:11(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: I'll handle this, Davey. You're Davey, right? Anyway, *turns back to jimmy* SAY THAT AGAIN WHEN MY BAND RELEASES IT'S FIRST FUCKIN' SINGLE, EH?


Davey:Oh yeah that REALLY helped, find the sarcasm in that sentance.
Jimmy:oooooh 1 single we have, lemme count *counts on hands* 6 albums!
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Shade202  
#3284 Posted : 08 February 2010 08:53:44(UTC)
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maximys wrote:
David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her?

Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no.
Offline Shade202  
#3285 Posted : 08 February 2010 08:55:31(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: I'll handle this, Davey. You're Davey, right? Anyway, *turns back to jimmy* SAY THAT AGAIN WHEN MY BAND RELEASES IT'S FIRST FUCKIN' SINGLE, EH?


Davey:Oh yeah that REALLY helped, find the sarcasm in that sentance.
Jimmy:oooooh 1 single we have, lemme count *counts on hands* 6 albums!

Jonathan: Well, WE WEREN'T AROUND AS LONG, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
Offline maximys  
#3286 Posted : 08 February 2010 08:59:23(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:
maximys wrote:
David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her?

Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no.
David: Who is her boyfreind?
Masters of Destruction the band
Offline Shade202  
#3287 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:01:00(UTC)
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maximys wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
maximys wrote:
David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her?

Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no.
David: Who is her boyfreind?

Jonathan: CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE JUST MET HER?!
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#3288 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:02:40(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:
maximys wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
maximys wrote:
David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her?

Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no.
David: Who is her boyfreind?

Jonathan: CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE JUST MET HER?!


Jimmy:His name is Jimmy Bishop, he's like a tycoon and a manwhore, seeing as he cheats on her with any girl that can walk she cheats on him too
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Shade202  
#3289 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:07:06(UTC)
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Jonathan: Wow, do those two even LIKE each other?
Offline Taylr  
#3290 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:07:26(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: I'll handle this, Davey. You're Davey, right? Anyway, *turns back to jimmy* SAY THAT AGAIN WHEN MY BAND RELEASES IT'S FIRST FUCKIN' SINGLE, EH?


Davey:Oh yeah that REALLY helped, find the sarcasm in that sentance.
Jimmy:oooooh 1 single we have, lemme count *counts on hands* 6 albums!

Jonathan: Well, WE WEREN'T AROUND AS LONG, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

Matt: Woo! Lovefest!

Grabs popcorn.
Offline maximys  
#3291 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:08:05(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:
maximys wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
maximys wrote:
David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her?

Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no.
David: Who is her boyfreind?

Jonathan: CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE JUST MET HER?!
David: No. But I do see that that dude who yelled at you would beat you in a fight
Robert: David, you shouldnt start anything.
Masters of Destruction the band
Offline Taylr  
#3292 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:09:50(UTC)
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maximys wrote:
David: We will find someone famous.
Rob: We already have chap. (talking to matt whos name they dont know)

Matt: Dude, we're all famous... Well... Between midnight 'til whenever we're sober.
Offline Shade202  
#3293 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:10:33(UTC)
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Jonathan: Seeing as someone will eventually try and fail to kick my ass, i'll have fun trying to remember this in the morning.
Offline maximys  
#3294 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:11:19(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
maximys wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
maximys wrote:
David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her?

Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no.
David: Who is her boyfreind?

Jonathan: CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE JUST MET HER?!


Jimmy:His name is Jimmy Bishop, he's like a tycoon and a manwhore, seeing as he cheats on her with any girl that can walk she cheats on him too

David: Maybe she can cheat on him with me.
Masters of Destruction the band
Offline The Nimrods  
#3295 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:11:35(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: Seeing as someone will eventually try and fail to kick my ass, i'll have fun trying to remember this in the morning.


Jimmy:Stop talking big, your band isn't even known yet, I'm 5'3 but most of the people here know I'll shove a broken bottle in your eye.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

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#3296 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:12:02(UTC)
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Sophy puts her hair behind her ears and sticks her chest right out.
Sophy : What? I'm Bikki, twin of Sophy. Yes, my boyfriend's name is Jimmy. What a nobhead he is. I went off with that gay guy over there but it turned out he was castrato. Just listen to him, he's Joshy Facelifter from Firecracker 47.
She points at Joshy. Roxy puts her arm round her brother to stop him attacking.
Joshy : How .... dare .... she ....
Roxy : Calm down.
Joshy : CALM DOWN MY ARSE!
Roxy : YES, CALM DOWN YOUR ARSE!
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There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
joshy, neon bras and full frontal neck nuzzling | blacked out by sean smith's neck | startled by joshy's furry presence
Offline Taylr  
#3297 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:12:58(UTC)
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maximys wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
maximys wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
maximys wrote:
David: Hey, drunk who is angry at The Nimrods. If Sophy is your gilfreind, can I steal her?

Jonathan: Even if she was, I'd say no.
David: Who is her boyfreind?

Jonathan: CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE JUST MET HER?!


Jimmy:His name is Jimmy Bishop, he's like a tycoon and a manwhore, seeing as he cheats on her with any girl that can walk she cheats on him too

David: Maybe she can cheat on him with me.

Taylor: Haha, reminds me of Tiger Woods!
Offline The Nimrods  
#3298 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:15:31(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Sophy puts her hair behind her ears and sticks her chest right out.
Sophy : What? I'm Bikki, twin of Sophy. Yes, my boyfriend's name is Jimmy. What a nobhead he is. I went off with that gay guy over there but it turned out he was castrato. Just listen to him, he's Joshy Facelifter from Firecracker 47.
She points at Joshy. Roxy puts her arm round her brother to stop him attacking.
Joshy : How .... dare .... she ....
Roxy : Calm down.
Joshy : CALM DOWN MY ARSE!
Roxy : YES, CALM DOWN YOUR ARSE!


Jimmy:Sophy you liar! Bikki's tits are bigger than yours!If your Bikki, what's my last name
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Shade202  
#3299 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:16:26(UTC)
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Jonathan: AND WILL YOU FUCKING SHOVE A BROKEN BOTTLE INTO MY EYE, NOW?

Edited by user 08 February 2010 09:19:37(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Offline The Nimrods  
#3300 Posted : 08 February 2010 09:18:02(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: AND WILL YOU FUCKING DO THAT, NOW?


Jimmy:Ask Sophy.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

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