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bikz wrote:Sophy puts her hair behind her ears and sticks her chest right out.
Sophy : What? I'm Bikki, twin of Sophy. Yes, my boyfriend's name is Jimmy. What a nobhead he is. I went off with that gay guy over there but it turned out he was castrato. Just listen to him, he's Joshy Facelifter from Firecracker 47.
She points at Joshy. Roxy puts her arm round her brother to stop him attacking.
Joshy : How .... dare .... she ....
Roxy : Calm down.
Joshy : CALM DOWN MY ARSE!
Roxy : YES, CALM DOWN YOUR ARSE! Matt walks over to Roxy and Joshy. Matt: Hey.
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Jonathan: alright then. Sophy, is this asshole really gonna shove a broken bottle into my eye?
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Shade202 wrote: Jonathan: alright then. Sophy, is this asshole really gonna shove a broken bottle into my eye? Davey:I'm not Sophy, but I'm gonna say most likely Jimmy:Barsteward I'd like a bottle of Sam Adams winter Lager please. *Recieves Beer and chugs* |
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David: Hey, Sophy. Will you go out with me?
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The Nimrods wrote:Shade202 wrote: Jonathan: alright then. Sophy, is this asshole really gonna shove a broken bottle into my eye? Davey:I'm not Sophy, but I'm gonna say most likely Jimmy:Barsteward I'd like a bottle of Sam Adams winter Lager please. *Recieves Beer and chugs* Jonathan: Thank you. *Snatches bottle quickly after it's emptied* Edited by user 08 February 2010 09:32:39(UTC)
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Jimmy:*kicks Jonathan in the crotch and snatches the bottle back, breaking it on a table* Davey hold him! |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:*kicks Jonathan in the crotch and snatches the bottle back, breaking it on a table* Davey hold him! Robert: Cut out the fighting, chaps. (looks at the bartender)Do you have any water? |
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Jonathan: Might as well make it a fair fight. *Runs upstairs and quickly comes back down, looking more pissed than ever* Well? Gonna fight fair?! Edited by user 08 February 2010 09:38:44(UTC)
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Jimmy:Hey guess what?I think your band has potential, this was initiation |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Hey guess what?I think your band has potential, this was initiation Jonathan: What the fuck?
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Sophy you liar! Bikki's tits are bigger than yours!If your Bikki, what's my last name Sophy : Hetestien. Joshy walks over to Jimmy and whispers.Joshy : She knows that anyway. Look for other things. The only make-up Bikki wears is mouth herpes, Sophy's face is an inch thick .... there's no scar on Sophy's chest, like Bikki's pacemaker scar .... and most of all, if Bikki was here, she'd be surgically attached to you or me, not flirting with other guys or taking notes on Jakey and Regan .... together .... He starts drooling.Roxy : Hey! She kisses him.Roxy : So, erm - busy night tonight! Is your dad still here? Shade202 wrote:Jonathan: alright then. Sophy, is this asshole really gonna shove a broken bottle into my eye? Sophy : I don't know, depends how much of a dickfucker he's being tonight. maximys wrote:David: Hey, Sophy. Will you go out with me? Sophy : Like YEH! ((OOC : EDIT : The above happened around 11:30pm. This is going too fast for me!)) Edited by user 08 February 2010 09:43:45(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Hey guess what?I think your band has potential, this was initiation Jonathan: What the fuck? Jimmy:Dude I've been in plenty fights, I barely even know you, though you do owe me 200 bucks for that mic. |
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maximys wrote:bikz wrote:Sophy puts her hair behind her ears and sticks her chest right out.
Sophy : What? I'm Bikki, twin of Sophy. Yes, my boyfriend's name is Jimmy. What a nobhead he is. I went off with that gay guy over there but it turned out he was castrato. Just listen to him, he's Joshy Facelifter from Firecracker 47.
She points at Joshy. Roxy puts her arm round her brother to stop him attacking.
Joshy : How .... dare .... she ....
Roxy : Calm down.
Joshy : CALM DOWN MY ARSE!
Roxy : YES, CALM DOWN YOUR ARSE! David, hearing the conversation says : Sophy, your probably much hotter than your twin. Jonathan: I agree.
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The Nimrods wrote:Shade202 wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Hey guess what?I think your band has potential, this was initiation Jonathan: What the fuck? Jimmy:Dude I've been in plenty fights, I barely even know you, though you do owe me 200 bucks for that mic. Jonathan: I could've SWORN that was spotless after i cleaned it the next day. And i didn't take a shit on it, That other asshole did! Edited by user 08 February 2010 09:56:42(UTC)
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maximys wrote:David: Great! So what do you want to do? Sophy : Anything you want. Guys I haven't met before are the best kind, y'know. ;) Edited by moderator 08 February 2010 09:57:37(UTC)
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Matt: He left. He has work tommorow :P
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Sophy : I know I am. Hotter than Bikki, that is. ;) Lukey : Well, erm .... I'm glad everything's .... sorted .... He tries to sneak out. Sophy catches him.Sophy : Not so fast! And it looks like not quite everything's sorted. Raven is shivering. Joshy, Lukey and Roxy run over to her. Machete and Sophy cackle.Edited by user 08 February 2010 09:55:27(UTC)
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bikz wrote:Sophy : I know I am. Hotter than Bikki, that is. ;)
Lukey : Well, erm .... I'm glad everything's .... sorted ....
He tries to sneak out. Sophy catches him.
Sophy : Not so fast! And it looks like not quite everything's sorted.
Raven is shivering. Joshy, Lukey and Roxy run over to her. Machete and Sophy cackle. Jimmy:Hotter than Bikki? Nuh Uh, I'm a dude and I'm hotter than you |
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The Nimrods wrote:bikz wrote:Sophy : I know I am. Hotter than Bikki, that is. ;)
Lukey : Well, erm .... I'm glad everything's .... sorted ....
He tries to sneak out. Sophy catches him.
Sophy : Not so fast! And it looks like not quite everything's sorted.
Raven is shivering. Joshy, Lukey and Roxy run over to her. Machete and Sophy cackle. Jimmy:Hotter than Bikki? Nuh Uh, I'm a dude and I'm hotter than you Jonathan: she's WAY hotter than you.
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Shade202 wrote:The Nimrods wrote:bikz wrote:Sophy : I know I am. Hotter than Bikki, that is. ;)
Lukey : Well, erm .... I'm glad everything's .... sorted ....
He tries to sneak out. Sophy catches him.
Sophy : Not so fast! And it looks like not quite everything's sorted.
Raven is shivering. Joshy, Lukey and Roxy run over to her. Machete and Sophy cackle. Jimmy:Hotter than Bikki? Nuh Uh, I'm a dude and I'm hotter than you Jonathan: she's WAY hotter than you. Jimmy:Davey doesn't think so Davey:It's true |
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