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The Nimrods wrote:bikz wrote:Sophy : I know I am. Hotter than Bikki, that is. ;)
Lukey : Well, erm .... I'm glad everything's .... sorted ....
He tries to sneak out. Sophy catches him.
Sophy : Not so fast! And it looks like not quite everything's sorted.
Raven is shivering. Joshy, Lukey and Roxy run over to her. Machete and Sophy cackle. Jimmy:Hotter than Bikki? Nuh Uh, I'm a dude and I'm hotter than you David: Shut up. Sophy is hotter than Bikki. Also, my grandmother is hotter than you. |
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maximys wrote:The Nimrods wrote:bikz wrote:Sophy : I know I am. Hotter than Bikki, that is. ;)
Lukey : Well, erm .... I'm glad everything's .... sorted ....
He tries to sneak out. Sophy catches him.
Sophy : Not so fast! And it looks like not quite everything's sorted.
Raven is shivering. Joshy, Lukey and Roxy run over to her. Machete and Sophy cackle. Jimmy:Hotter than Bikki? Nuh Uh, I'm a dude and I'm hotter than you David: Shut up. Sophy is hotter than Bikki. Also, my grandmother is hotter than you. Jimmy:You don't even fuckin' know Bikki dude! DAvey:I highly suggest you don't talk about people's fiances Edited by user 08 February 2010 10:05:42(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:maximys wrote:The Nimrods wrote:bikz wrote:Sophy : I know I am. Hotter than Bikki, that is. ;)
Lukey : Well, erm .... I'm glad everything's .... sorted ....
He tries to sneak out. Sophy catches him.
Sophy : Not so fast! And it looks like not quite everything's sorted.
Raven is shivering. Joshy, Lukey and Roxy run over to her. Machete and Sophy cackle. Jimmy:Hotter than Bikki? Nuh Uh, I'm a dude and I'm hotter than you David: Shut up. Sophy is hotter than Bikki. Also, my grandmother is hotter than you. Jimmy:You don't even fuckin' know Nikki dude! DAvey:I highly suggest you don't talk about people's fiances Taylor: Cut it out guys.
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The Nimrods wrote:maximys wrote:The Nimrods wrote:bikz wrote:Sophy : I know I am. Hotter than Bikki, that is. ;)
Lukey : Well, erm .... I'm glad everything's .... sorted ....
He tries to sneak out. Sophy catches him.
Sophy : Not so fast! And it looks like not quite everything's sorted.
Raven is shivering. Joshy, Lukey and Roxy run over to her. Machete and Sophy cackle. Jimmy:Hotter than Bikki? Nuh Uh, I'm a dude and I'm hotter than you David: Shut up. Sophy is hotter than Bikki. Also, my grandmother is hotter than you. Jimmy:You don't even fuckin' know Nikki dude! DAvey:I highly suggest you don't talk about people's fiances David: Sorry, chap. I really am sorry. Robert: No he is not. David: Shut up Rob. |
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The Nimrods wrote:Shade202 wrote:Jonathan: she's WAY hotter than you. Jimmy:Davey doesn't think so Davey:It's true Joshy : ARG! I'm torn! Sophy looks almost exactly like the lovely Bikki, but taller, flatter and with less scars, and yet Jimmy and Davey are so .... mmm .... like Jakey and Regan .... He starts drooling again. Raven bursts into tears. Roxy pushes Joshy away.Roxy : This may not be the best time for you to be near Raven. Lukey : Joshy is SO not castrato, he's got enough in him to whitewash the walls. Edited by user 08 February 2010 10:11:28(UTC)
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Jonathan: Sophy is the hottest i've seen in this place.
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Shade202 wrote: Jonathan: Sophy is the hottest i've seen in this place. Matt: Second to me of course.
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Shade202 wrote:Jonathan: she's WAY hotter than you. Jimmy:Davey doesn't think so Davey:It's true Joshy : ARG! I'm torn! Sophy looks almost exactly like the lovely Bikki, but taller, flatter and with less scars, and yet Jimmy and Davey are so .... mmm .... like Jakey and Regan .... He starts drooling again. Raven bursts into tears. Roxy pushes Joshy away.Roxy : This may not be the best time for you to be near Raven. Lukey : Joshy is SO not castrato, he's got enough in him to whitewash the walls. Robert: So much drama I cant take it. Lets talk about music or something. |
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Shade202 wrote:Jonathan: she's WAY hotter than you. Jimmy:Davey doesn't think so Davey:It's true Joshy : ARG! I'm torn! Sophy looks almost exactly like the lovely Bikki, but taller, flatter and with less scars, and yet Jimmy and Davey are so .... mmm .... like Jakey and Regan .... He starts drooling again. Raven bursts into tears. Roxy pushes Joshy away.Roxy : This may not be the best time for you to be near Raven. Lukey : Joshy is SO not castrato, he's got enough in him to whitewash the walls. Jimmy:Me plus DAvey is Jakey and Raven, is Davey Raven, he is the tall one.And I'm the girly one like Jakey. Cool. FOURSOME |
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Shade202 wrote: Jonathan: Sophy is the hottest i've seen in this place. Mache : He obviously hasn't looked over here ....  Mache : I'd say there's plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to root a fish!? I like that Kit bloke way better. |
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maximys wrote:bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Shade202 wrote:Jonathan: she's WAY hotter than you. Jimmy:Davey doesn't think so Davey:It's true Joshy : ARG! I'm torn! Sophy looks almost exactly like the lovely Bikki, but taller, flatter and with less scars, and yet Jimmy and Davey are so .... mmm .... like Jakey and Regan .... He starts drooling again. Raven bursts into tears. Roxy pushes Joshy away.Roxy : This may not be the best time for you to be near Raven. Lukey : Joshy is SO not castrato, he's got enough in him to whitewash the walls. Robert: So much drama I cant take it. Lets talk about music or something. Jonathan: Speaking of music... Me and the rest of my band are gonna start recording our first single. Kill to live, Die to kill.
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Taylr wrote:Matt: Second to me of course. Roxy : You're the hottest I've seen EVER. ;) |
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bikz wrote:Taylr wrote:Matt: Second to me of course. Roxy : You're the hottest I've seen EVER. ;) Matt: See! :P
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Jimmy:Good for you MAtt.But I can sing! *Takes off close* Shop assistant, something,something,something |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Good for you MAtt.But I can sing! *Takes off close* Shop assistant, something,something,something Joshy : *sings in who-stole-my-balls high voice* My shop assistant, my shop assistant, do you sell your love, my shop assistant, I can't resist you, can I buy your love? Sophy : See? Castrato. And that song is gayer than YMCA. Edited by user 08 February 2010 10:34:30(UTC)
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Good for you MAtt.But I can sing! *Takes off close* Shop assistant, something,something,something Joshy : *sings in who-stole-my-balls high voice* My shop assistant, my shop assistant, do you sell your love, my shop assistant, I can't resist you, can I buy your love? Sophy : See? Castrato. And that song is gayer than YMCA. Jimmy:Castrato! I have everything down there, I hope, I'm apparently rather fertile. |
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Castrato! I have everything down there, I hope, I'm apparently rather fertile. Sophy : I meant Joshy sounds castrato, though there are a few bits of evidence against .... like Bikki, for example. Jimmy:Are you trying to make me mad? |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Are you trying to make me mad? Mache : She'll pick on anything. She'd pick your nose to cause pain, the heartless bitch. Raven : And what about the ulterior motive? She's trying to get you to dump Bikki so she can take the rebound. Or maybe she's trying to upset poor ickle Joshy, so that he'll fall into her evil arms? Mache : No, she's just being bitchy as to him, not to Bikoshy. Raven : No, she's trying to pull them apart! She has motives! She hates you all and just wants a fuck! Sophy : Hahaha. You jealous cows aren't just arguing about me, you're arguing about whether you hate me because I'm a bitch or a slag. Machete, maybe you're claiming innocent bitching because you can't be a slag because no man wants you? Raven, maybe you're claiming that I'm a slag because your husband is .... Joshy : SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! 'struth, this is like some sort of pom-kiwi-yank catfight hate triangle! Edited by user 08 February 2010 11:13:33(UTC)
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