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Offline The Nimrods  
#3341 Posted : 08 February 2010 11:25:28(UTC)
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Jimmy:Very true, you should come down though Joshy, but boy I'm I one to talk.I'm not a yank!
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Shade202  
#3342 Posted : 08 February 2010 11:48:37(UTC)
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"Raven : No, she's trying to pull them apart! She has motives! She hates you all and just wants a fuck!"

Jonathan: Lots of people would give her that. Probably including me

Edited by user 08 February 2010 11:50:57(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified
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Offline maximys  
#3343 Posted : 08 February 2010 12:04:05(UTC)
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Steven and Chris come rushing in yelling: We won 1000 dollars!It was so loud that everyone there heard it.
Robert: Great!But now your going to be kicked for underage gambling.
Chris: We are already 20. They didnt find out.
David: Rob is right. If they find out were gone from this place for good.
Steven: Whatever. We will celabrate by buying a drink for everyone we make freinds with and by getting us some girls.
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Offline bikz  
#3344 Posted : 08 February 2010 12:05:16(UTC)
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Joshy : What I meant is Raven, Machete and Sophy-Cat are all from different countries, three-girl international catfight, and all of them are as bad as each other. You call ME immature .... OK, maybe I am, but you're all just going at each other like there's no tomorrow. You're all pretty, talented and dangerous. Learn to live with each other.
The three girls are speechless .... then Sophy moves over to Jonathan, Mache goes to fix her hair, and Raven cries on Lukey's shoulder. Roxy pats Joshy on the back.
Roxy : Well done.

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Offline maximys  
#3345 Posted : 08 February 2010 12:06:51(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:
"Raven : No, she's trying to pull them apart! She has motives! She hates you all and just wants a fuck!"

Jonathan: Lots of people would give her that. Probably including me

David: And me. (laughs)
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Offline bikz  
#3346 Posted : 08 February 2010 12:19:58(UTC)
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maximys wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
"Raven : No, she's trying to pull them apart! She has motives! She hates you all and just wants a fuck!"

Jonathan: Lots of people would give her that. Probably including me

David: And me. (laughs)

Sophy : Yay! I'd do you both! I love tonight! ;)
Raven : Au contraire. I hate it.
Mache : Meh. I'm completely indifferent.
Sophy flirts with whoever will take her. Machete rolls her eyes, puts in her headphones and sings along quietly to Kamikaze Kate between sips of Dirty Redhead ale. Raven puts her elbows on the bar and sulks as she drinks her Smirnoff Ice Red.

Edited by user 08 February 2010 12:22:52(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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Offline maximys  
#3347 Posted : 08 February 2010 12:25:31(UTC)
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David: Hey, Sophy. This place is very good and all that, but why dont you come to my place and I'll show you a better time.
Robert: You know you will never get her.
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Offline The Nimrods  
#3348 Posted : 08 February 2010 12:27:32(UTC)
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Davey:*looks at machete* Kamikaze Kate! Good taste!
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Shade202  
#3349 Posted : 08 February 2010 12:53:53(UTC)
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Jonathan: *sits next to Sophy* happy to hear you'd do us both.

Edited by user 08 February 2010 12:57:20(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified
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Offline maximys  
#3350 Posted : 08 February 2010 12:57:00(UTC)
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Robert: I'm leaving. I hate this place.
Steven: I love it here.
Robert: You guys can stay, but this place is not for me so I'm leaving.
Chris: Me to.
Chris and Robert leave, but David and Steven do not.
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Offline Shade202  
#3351 Posted : 08 February 2010 13:00:29(UTC)
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Jonathan: Wanna go to my room? I can show you some of my band's recorded demos that we made for the hell of it, and I can show you a pretty good time.
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Offline bikz  
#3352 Posted : 08 February 2010 13:03:53(UTC)
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maximys wrote:
David: Hey, Sophy. This place is very good and all that, but why dont you come to my place and I'll show you a better time.
Robert: You know you will never get her.

Sophy : Maybe in a bit, OK? I could do with another drink.
Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: *As sophy nears him* Well hello. Convinced by Joshy's speech to stop catfighting?

Sophy : Meh, I can't be arsed with them two. Machete thinks she's hot stuff, Raven thinks she isn't, stop thinking it and BE hot stuff, you know? Like me!

The Nimrods wrote:
Davey:*looks at machete* Kamikaze Kate! Good taste!

Machete takes one earphone out.
Mache : Yeh - black metal, and done by a girl. And so politically incorrect. *sings* Jesus crucified me and he put his dick inside me he's a paedonecrophiliac got Saviour's cock up my dead crack .... hahaha, hilarious.
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There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
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Offline Shade202  
#3353 Posted : 08 February 2010 13:06:55(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
maximys wrote:
David: Hey, Sophy. This place is very good and all that, but why dont you come to my place and I'll show you a better time.
Robert: You know you will never get her.

Sophy : Maybe in a bit, OK? I could do with another drink.
Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: *As sophy nears him* Well hello. Convinced by Joshy's speech to stop catfighting?

Sophy : Meh, I can't be arsed with them two. Machete thinks she's hot stuff, Raven thinks she isn't, stop thinking it and BE hot stuff, you know? Like me!

The Nimrods wrote:
Davey:*looks at machete* Kamikaze Kate! Good taste!

Machete takes one earphone out.
Mache : Yeh - black metal, and done by a girl. And so politically incorrect. *sings* Jesus crucified me and he put his dick inside me he's a paedonecrophiliac got Saviour's cock up my dead crack .... hahaha, hilarious.

Jonathan: Totally agree with you Sophy. I'll buy you another drink or two. What do you want?
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Offline The Nimrods  
#3354 Posted : 08 February 2010 13:07:15(UTC)
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Davey:That's fuckin' brutal dude, you wanna come up to my room and see my metal collection?It's pretty large.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline bikz  
#3355 Posted : 08 February 2010 13:25:33(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Davey:That's fuckin' brutal dude, you wanna come up to my room and see my metal collection?It's pretty large.

Mache : Hmm. Sounds good.
Joshy : Hey Machete, I've seen him walk around here without his clothes, it's not just his metal collection! ;)
Roxy : You're a nutjob, you know that?
Mache : I know. Mashfest, Joshua.

Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: Wanna go to my room? I can show you some of my band's recorded demos that we made for the hell of it, and I can show you a pretty good time.

Sophy : Sure, I'm up for it. We can order some room service.

Mache and Sophy go upstairs.
Raven : Phew, they're gone, but they scored and I didn't .... damn, I want Jakey so bad.
Lukey : I'm sure that he doesn't really want Regan.
Raven : Why wouldn't he? Regan Futrell is perfect .... and so is Jakey Comatose .... and then there's me.

Edited by user 08 February 2010 13:27:56(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
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Offline maximys  
#3356 Posted : 08 February 2010 13:36:27(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Davey:That's fuckin' brutal dude, you wanna come up to my room and see my metal collection?It's pretty large.

Mache : Hmm. Sounds good.
Joshy : Hey Machete, I've seen him walk around here without his clothes, it's not just his metal collection! ;)
Roxy : You're a nutjob, you know that?
Mache : I know. Mashfest, Joshua.

Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: Wanna go to my room? I can show you some of my band's recorded demos that we made for the hell of it, and I can show you a pretty good time.

Sophy : Sure, I'm up for it. We can order some room service.

Mache and Sophy go upstairs.
Raven : Phew, they're gone, but they scored and I didn't .... damn, I want Jakey so bad.
Lukey : I'm sure that he doesn't really want Regan.
Raven : Why wouldn't he? Regan Futrell is perfect .... and so is Jakey Comatose .... and then there's me.

David: Great. He stole Sophy from me. Oh well. Hey hot stuff.You can have me instead of Jakey.
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#3357 Posted : 08 February 2010 13:42:49(UTC)
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Jonathan: *Passes rest of band on way up* you missed an ASSLOAD, guys. *Shuts door behind him* first of all, I'd like to show you a little guitar playing of mine. *plays solo to Mechanix slightly faster than original solo* and now, if you want, listen to some of the demos we recorded.
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#3358 Posted : 08 February 2010 13:45:39(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Davey:That's fuckin' brutal dude, you wanna come up to my room and see my metal collection?It's pretty large.

Mache : Hmm. Sounds good.
Joshy : Hey Machete, I've seen him walk around here without his clothes, it's not just his metal collection! ;)
Roxy : You're a nutjob, you know that?
Mache : I know. Mashfest, Joshua.

Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: Wanna go to my room? I can show you some of my band's recorded demos that we made for the hell of it, and I can show you a pretty good time.

Sophy : Sure, I'm up for it. We can order some room service.

Mache and Sophy go upstairs.
Raven : Phew, they're gone, but they scored and I didn't .... damn, I want Jakey so bad.
Lukey : I'm sure that he doesn't really want Regan.
Raven : Why wouldn't he? Regan Futrell is perfect .... and so is Jakey Comatose .... and then there's me.


Jimmy:Joshy's right, actually a lot of people already know this, being naked is like our thing, we did it first, it's just not fun on a cold day.
Davey:No it is not, let's go!
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline bikz  
#3359 Posted : 08 February 2010 13:52:50(UTC)
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maximys wrote:
David: Great. He stole Sophy from me. Oh well. Hey hot stuff.You can have me instead of Jakey.

Raven : Hi ....
Lukey : RAVENAH!
Raven : Pleased to meet you. I'm Raven, you know, the one with all the stuff?
Roxy : Anyone would know Raven, but I think I'm the one with all the stuff.
Lukey : You can't do this ....
Raven : I love him, Lucas, I really love him. But I keep thinking of Jakey and Regan.
Joshy : Yeh, so do I! :')
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#3360 Posted : 08 February 2010 13:56:10(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: *Passes rest of band on way up* you missed an ASSLOAD, guys. *Shuts door behind him* first of all, I'd like to show you a little guitar playing of mine. *plays solo to Mechanix slightly faster than original solo* and now, if you want, listen to some of the demos we recorded.

Sophy sits and listens, enjoying the music.
Sophy : I'd love to. You're good for a newcomer, y'know.

The Nimrods wrote:
Jimmy:Joshy's right, actually a lot of people already know this, being naked is like our thing, we did it first, it's just not fun on a cold day.
Davey:No it is not, let's go!

Joshy : Isn't being naked, like, everyone's thing?
Mache : When the time and place are right, yes. Let's go.

Edited by user 08 February 2010 13:57:40(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
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