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Offline Laurelles1  
#3401 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:07:47(UTC)
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Jason: Is it me or is this place getting weirder and weirder... wait, Aaron, what the fuck are you doing?!
Aaron: Joining in with their conversation. Although I haven't a fuckin' clue what they're talking about.
Jason: Something about Wangs... anyway enjoy yourself.
Awards (stroking myself and thinking I'm superior):
@Chaos awards:
Best Band - Mind
Best Album - Shattered Fairytale by Mind
Technical Ecstasy - Jason Smith (x3)
Best Solo Male - Jason Smith
Birdies:
Best Producer - Jason Smith

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Offline Shade202  
#3402 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:08:46(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: What do YOU want? I'm pretty selfless.

Sophy : Well, I'm not the selfish type myself .... ;)

troy211619 wrote:
Troy:Hey Mache, how are you?

Mache : Box of birds. You?
The Nimrods wrote:
Davey:Can you play an instrument haha

Mache : I can sing ....
Raven returns with clear face.
Raven : .... and by the looks of things, she can play the wang. :P
Mache : "Thankyou Miss Blunt" would be nicer.

Jonathan: Really? Nice to know... :)
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Offline The Nimrods  
#3403 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:09:31(UTC)
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Laurelles1 wrote:
Jason: Is it me or is this place getting weirder and weirder... wait, Aaron, what the fuck are you doing?!
Aaron: Joining in with their conversation. Although I haven't a fuckin' clue what they're talking about.
Jason: Something about Wangs... anyway enjoy yourself.


Davey:Seeing as the person who owns this place, my bandmate, is a borderline midget, looks more like a girl than his girlfriend does, and has a serious problem, yeah.And not wangs, wang, as in mine *drops pants*
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Taylr  
#3404 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:11:08(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: What do YOU want? I'm pretty selfless.

Sophy : Well, I'm not the selfish type myself .... ;)

troy211619 wrote:
Troy:Hey Mache, how are you?

Mache : Box of birds. You?
The Nimrods wrote:
Davey:Can you play an instrument haha

Mache : I can sing ....
Raven returns with clear face.
Raven : .... and by the looks of things, she can play the wang. :P
Mache : "Thankyou Miss Blunt" would be nicer.

Jay stares at Mache while Taylor and Matt laugh like children at him.
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Offline Laurelles1  
#3405 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:11:38(UTC)
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Aaron: Ah. I think I get it now. Could you sorta...?
Harry pantsies Aaron
Aaron: Fuck you dude!
Awards (stroking myself and thinking I'm superior):
@Chaos awards:
Best Band - Mind
Best Album - Shattered Fairytale by Mind
Technical Ecstasy - Jason Smith (x3)
Best Solo Male - Jason Smith
Birdies:
Best Producer - Jason Smith

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Offline PANIC!  
#3406 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:12:57(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Sophy : I'm sure Troy's around ....

Mikki walks over to Ryan and Steven, catwalking as she goes .... she's not curvy like Sophy, but has lush long legs, and is dressed in a minidress to show them off. She shakes hands with Steven, pretending to ignore Ryan.
Mikki : Hi! I'm Misty Moo, Firecracker 47 - are you new in here?

Raven looks at David, drinking some more, and glad that Sophy's not watching.
Raven : It's a bad night. Very bad night. Just drinking it all away ....

((OOC : OK! (: Will carry on with both of these tomorrow.))


Ryan flashes a cocky smirk as his eyes exam Misty's body. The bartender places Ryan's drink on the table, turning his attention from Misty to the bartender. He takes out a leather wallet from his pocket, and tosses a hundred dollar bill on the table.

Ryan Ross Hernandez: "Keep the change."

The bartender takes the money as Ryan takes a sip out of his glass of scotch.

Taylr wrote:
Taylor sat in the stool next to him.

Taylor: Wow dude, I've never seen you here before, Ryan.


Before he can say something to Misty, Ryan is taken aback from seeing a familiar face.

Ryan Ross Hernandez:"Yeah, I don't come over to the UK much. Unless I'm touring over here, which I'm about to wrap up, so...."

Ryan takes a moment to look at the unconventional happenings in the surrounding areas.

Ryan Ross Hernandez: "But I can see it is certainly different from other place I've been at here."
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Offline Taylr  
#3407 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:15:59(UTC)
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Taylor: It's normal to think that. That's why this place rocks.
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Offline troy211619  
#3408 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:17:30(UTC)
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PANIC! wrote:
bikz wrote:
Sophy : I'm sure Troy's around ....

Mikki walks over to Ryan and Steven, catwalking as she goes .... she's not curvy like Sophy, but has lush long legs, and is dressed in a minidress to show them off. She shakes hands with Steven, pretending to ignore Ryan.
Mikki : Hi! I'm Misty Moo, Firecracker 47 - are you new in here?

Raven looks at David, drinking some more, and glad that Sophy's not watching.
Raven : It's a bad night. Very bad night. Just drinking it all away ....

((OOC : OK! (: Will carry on with both of these tomorrow.))


Ryan flashes a cocky smirk as his eyes exam Misty's body. The bartender places Ryan's drink on the table, turning his attention from Misty to the bartender. He takes out a leather wallet from his pocket, and tosses a hundred dollar bill on the table.

Ryan Ross Hernandez: "Keep the change."

The bartender takes the money as Ryan takes a sip out of his glass of scotch.

Taylr wrote:
Taylor sat in the stool next to him.

Taylor: Wow dude, I've never seen you here before, Ryan.


Before he can say something to Misty, Ryan is taken aback from seeing a familiar face.

Ryan Ross Hernandez:"Yeah, I don't come over to the UK much. Unless I'm touring over here, which I'm about to wrap up, so...."

Ryan takes a moment to look at the unconventional happenings in the surrounding areas.

Ryan Ross Hernandez: "But I can see it is certainly different from other place I've been at here."

*JPC shouts at his bandmates*
JPC:Look guys! Its Ryan Ross Hernandez!
Troy:Let's get us some autographs!
zicon wrote:
So what is Role Play all about, Imagination?


Aj wrote:
I don't dislike pop, I dislike bad music.

Liam


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Offline bikz  
#3409 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:26:52(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Davey:Seeing as the person who owns this place, my bandmate, is a borderline midget, looks more like a girl than his girlfriend does, and has a serious problem, yeah.And not wangs, wang, as in mine *drops pants*

Raven : I thought you owned the place!
Barsteward : Jimmy was too small - I mean, erm, busy to go behind the bar. So he employed some dude with a suitable name, ie. me, to do the job.
Mache : I see why Jimmy chose Bikki. At least Raven isn't behind the bar, she'd keep hitting her head on the bottles!
Raven : Sorry, what was that down there?
Joshy and Mache stare at Davey.
Joshy : You've had a turn, now can I play?
Mache : Nope. Metal branded. ;)

Misty sashays over to the rest of her band.
James : No luck?
Mikki : What's with all the nudity? Shocking, isn't it?
Roxy : What, that you're not the one wearing the least?
Joshy and Roxy giggle like little girls.

Edited by user 09 February 2010 07:27:56(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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Offline bikz  
#3410 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:30:40(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: Really? Nice to know... :)

Sophy : So - what did you call me up here for? Just wondering ....
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Offline The Nimrods  
#3411 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:31:01(UTC)
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*Jimmy walks downstairs also naked*
Jimmy:I figured since everyone else is..... Anyway what's up guys
Davey:A girl and a guy both want me
Jimmy:Oh boy it's like tour all over again
Davey:You're just mad because you haven't gotten any ass.
Jimmy:Fuck you
Davey:Only when we're drunk

Edited by user 09 February 2010 07:31:35(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Taylr  
#3412 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:32:05(UTC)
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Matt walks over to Roxy.

Matt: Hey. Who's the naked girl that Jay is staring at?
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Offline troy211619  
#3413 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:33:50(UTC)
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Troy:What's with all the nudity!

*Troy suddenly passes out and the band had to carry him up to their room*
zicon wrote:
So what is Role Play all about, Imagination?


Aj wrote:
I don't dislike pop, I dislike bad music.

Liam


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Offline ExitMusic  
#3414 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:35:14(UTC)
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Mike, Greg, Chip and Bill of Exit walk through the door...

Mike: Hello ladies and gents...

*See's the 'nakedness'*

Mike: Think this is our sort of place...
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Exit: Indie Rock, Alternative Rock, Punk...
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Offline Shade202  
#3415 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:36:43(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: Really? Nice to know... :)

Sophy : So - what did you call me up here for? Just wondering ....

Jonathan: Well i like you, i think you like me, and i think i remember you saying you'd gladly do me and some other guy.
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Offline bikz  
#3416 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:41:02(UTC)
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Taylr wrote:
Matt: Hey. Who's the naked girl that Jay is staring at?

Roxy : Machete. She's Emma Blunt's sister, and a total metalhead.
The Nimrods wrote:
Jimmy:Fuck you
Davey:Only when we're drunk

Joshy : ARG MY HEAD! THINKING NICE THINGS!
Lukey : MINE TOO!
James : Hey Jimmy, Davey, next round's on .... I'm gonna go - over there.
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There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
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Offline Taylr  
#3417 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:42:59(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Taylr wrote:
Matt: Hey. Who's the naked girl that Jay is staring at?

Roxy : Machete. She's Emma Blunt's sister, and a total metalhead.
The Nimrods wrote:
Jimmy:Fuck you
Davey:Only when we're drunk

Joshy : ARG MY HEAD! THINKING NICE THINGS!
Lukey : MINE TOO!
James : Hey Jimmy, Davey, next round's on .... I'm gonna go - over there.

Matt: Me and Taylor are gonna embaress Jay.
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Offline The Nimrods  
#3418 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:46:31(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Taylr wrote:
Matt: Hey. Who's the naked girl that Jay is staring at?

Roxy : Machete. She's Emma Blunt's sister, and a total metalhead.
The Nimrods wrote:
Jimmy:Fuck you
Davey:Only when we're drunk

Joshy : ARG MY HEAD! THINKING NICE THINGS!
Lukey : MINE TOO!
James : Hey Jimmy, Davey, next round's on .... I'm gonna go - over there.


Jimmy:Oh hi Joshy how are you! We haven't spoken since......bad times, so what's up?
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline bikz  
#3419 Posted : 09 February 2010 07:55:37(UTC)
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Shade202 wrote:
Jonathan: Well i like you, i think you like me, and i think i remember you saying you'd gladly do me and some other guy.

Sophy : Maybe I did say that. And you know what? Maybe I meant it. Just maybe. ;)
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There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
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#3420 Posted : 09 February 2010 08:02:02(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Jimmy:Oh hi Joshy how are you! We haven't spoken since......bad times, so what's up?

Joshy : Just livin' it, y'know .... life is .... great .... yourself?
Mikki : You're as bad as Jimmy B. His eyes are up there.
Joshy : Then why are you looking down? ;)
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There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
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