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Jakey: Hell yeah. You got a good chance with her and your kids when you're over in London. I'm all over the place at the moment on tour, but I'm getting a place built in Hawaii. I'll probably write my next album there, I think. I've got the label to run too, with Regan. Lifes hectic!
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Jakey lands the fAthOmcOptEr on the road next to the tour bus. He steps out, along with Joshy and Luke. They rush to the tour bus, avoiding the fans lurking outside, and enter.
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Kit wakes up on the floor to see everyone partying
Kit:What the fuck is going on
Jimmy and Davey:BUS PARTY!
Jimmy:Appletinis for everyone! |
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Joshy runs in, Lukey lagging behind, a little apprehensive in case he does see - anything.Joshy : YOUR TOUR WHORE IS HERE! Lukey : Erm, hi!? Another helicopter lands outside. Barsteward comes in, pushing a minibar.Barsteward : Y'awright? Got Bartender to cover for me. Anyone for drinks? Joshy : YAY! :D James : Careful now. Barsteward : Brought him along, he says he needs to be here so you don't do anything stupid, Joshy .... James : .... that I can't get involved in! Bring on the party! Mache : Yes! METAL! \m/ Barsteward : I think she sneaked on the plane. Ah well. Edited by user 12 February 2010 08:50:00(UTC)
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Jakey: Guysss! Welcome to the party bus.
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Jimmy:Absolut citron,absolut 100, absolut
Davey:We get it you're addicted to absolut, now let's drink cheers! |
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Barsteward : Two Appletinis and a Jack for you three? James : Yeh, screw staying sober, whole bottle of JD please .... I only do teetotal for Katie, she's not here. Lukey : Yup, Joshy and I will have .... Joshy : GAY DRINK! :D Mache : Ya we get it you're gay and you're gayish. Now - who isn't gay? ;) Lukey : Cheers m'dears! (: Edited by user 12 February 2010 09:01:46(UTC)
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bikz wrote:Barsteward : Two Appletinis and a Jack for you three?
James : Yeh, screw staying sober, whole bottle of JD please .... I only do teetotal for Katie, she's not here.
Lukey : Yup, Joshy and I will have ....
Joshy : GAY DRINK! :D
Mache : Ya we get it you're gay and you're gayish. Now - who isn't gay? ;) Jimmy:Us, sorta, if you don't count us, Kit Davey:I'm only gay when I'm drunk, which i constantly |
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Jakey: Back in a sec...
Jakey walks out of the tour bus. 5 minutes later, he returns, accompanied by 11 attractive girls.
Jakey: I said it was weird that they were hanging around outside, not that they weren't invited... Enjoy [; |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Back in a sec...
Jakey walks out of the tour bus. 5 minutes later, he returns, accompanied by 11 attractive girls.
Jakey: I said it was weird that they were hanging around outside, not that they weren't invited... Enjoy [; Jimmy:The majority of us are gay are taken what do you expect us to do with them? Davey:Get naked Jimmy:We already are Davey:I meant them ;) |
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Jakey: This is a party, sir, and what's a party without attractive ladies?! |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: This is a party, sir, and what's a party without attractive ladies?! Davey:Mache's already here ;) Jimmy:Good point, a toast to, um..... a good tour and getting thoroughly smashed every night Jimmy raises his already half empty bottle of absolut |
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The Nimrods wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: This is a party, sir, and what's a party without attractive ladies?! Davey:Mache's already here ;) Jimmy:Good point, a toast to, um..... a good tour and getting thoroughly smashed every night Jimmy raises his already half empty bottle of absolut Jakey raises his glass, and then downs it.Jakey: Barsteward. Vodka please. Straight, fuck mixer drinks. |
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old.gregg wrote:The Nimrods wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: This is a party, sir, and what's a party without attractive ladies?! Davey:Mache's already here ;) Jimmy:Good point, a toast to, um..... a good tour and getting thoroughly smashed every night Jimmy raises his already half empty bottle of absolut Jakey raises his glass, and then downs it.Jakey: Barsteward. Vodka please. Straight, fuck mixer drinks. Jimmy:Really I thought you liked drinking chick drinks Davey:He's still a pussy he drinks from a glass! Jimmy: Jimmy finishes his bottle of vodkaDavey:So are you a dude, or a chicken Jakey? |
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The Nimrods wrote:old.gregg wrote:The Nimrods wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: This is a party, sir, and what's a party without attractive ladies?! Davey:Mache's already here ;) Jimmy:Good point, a toast to, um..... a good tour and getting thoroughly smashed every night Jimmy raises his already half empty bottle of absolut Jakey raises his glass, and then downs it.Jakey: Barsteward. Vodka please. Straight, fuck mixer drinks. Jimmy:Really I thought you liked drinking chick drinks Davey:He's still a pussy he drinks from a glass! Jimmy: Jimmy finishes his bottle of vodkaDavey:So are you a dude, or a chicken Jakey? Jakey: Whatever you've been smoking, I'd like some. And I LOVE girls drinks, but hey, whatever gets me in the mood quicker. |
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old.gregg wrote:The Nimrods wrote:old.gregg wrote:The Nimrods wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: This is a party, sir, and what's a party without attractive ladies?! Davey:Mache's already here ;) Jimmy:Good point, a toast to, um..... a good tour and getting thoroughly smashed every night Jimmy raises his already half empty bottle of absolut Jakey raises his glass, and then downs it.Jakey: Barsteward. Vodka please. Straight, fuck mixer drinks. Jimmy:Really I thought you liked drinking chick drinks Davey:He's still a pussy he drinks from a glass! Jimmy: Jimmy finishes his bottle of vodkaDavey:So are you a dude, or a chicken Jakey? Jakey: Whatever you've been smoking, I'd like some. And I LOVE girls drinks, but hey, whatever gets me in the mood quicker. Davey:I don't think you want crack, that's why he's so short Jimmy:I don't do crack Davey that isn't funny. However Jimmy reaches inside his pillow case and pulls out a large bag of "oregano"Jimmy:I do have this Davey:You sleep with a ziplock bag full of weed inside your pillow? Jimmy:Like a baby |
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Jakey: I bet you sleep like a baby on that lot. Cheers, but I'm smoking something else tonight. |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: I bet you sleep like a baby on that lot. Cheers, but I'm smoking something else tonight. Davey:A cigarette,crack,heroin,meth,hash,opium Jimmy:I think he means a cigarette Davey:Salvia,blue lotus,a cigar,shisha,rabbit tobacco,opium lettuce Jimmy:Shut up Davey:Ok |
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Joshy : JAMES! GET THESE GIRLS OFF ME!
James : Always me. Hey, do you want to get pregnant or what? This guy plants seeds better than that woman with her tits hanging out .... what's her name?
Lukey : Sophy?
They all laugh. The girls believe James (because it's true) and leave Joshy alone.
Mache : So, what are you smokin' tonight?
Joshy : I didn't know you took drugs!
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bikz wrote:Joshy : JAMES! GET THESE GIRLS OFF ME!
James : Always me. Hey, do you want to get pregnant or what? This guy plants seeds better than that woman with her tits hanging out .... what's her name?
Lukey : Sophy?
They all laugh. The girls believe James (because it's true) and leave Joshy alone.
Mache : So, what are you smokin' tonight?
Joshy : I didn't know you took drugs!
Mache : Hey, Raven and Sophy disapprove, I'm there. Plus it looks like fun. ;) Jimmy:Mache drugs are bad Mmkay Davey:What he said |
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