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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Guys.. Is Mikki hitting on me? Surely she knows who my affections lie with?!
"I wish I knew..." Jakey thought to himself. Joshy is thinking the same - who do Jakey's affections lie with?Joshy : Don't worry. She hits on everyone. Especially guys who look - really good, like you. From a "queer eye for the straight guy" perspective, obviously. He adds the last bit quickly, a bit worried that he may have said too much. |
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Jakey: Awh, thanks Joshy. You look really good, too, clearly. We need to get Bikki down here, Jimmy's looking pretty lustful. Actually, talking of people who'll hit on anyone, where's Sophy?! She's not been following me for the last few days, which is lucky for .. me.
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Jimmy:HEY!I won't hit on anyone! Just dudes and Bikki! |
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Katie : I think she meant Jimmy from Moronic Changeling .... Joshy : Sophy? Oh, probably writing up stories about you and Regan Futrell, and maybe Jimmy here as well, "whorebus" she'd call it .... He laughed. He had seen Sophy - mainly looking after Bikki inbetween writing more DTE hot topics and trying to bribe Lukey to sneak onto Jakey's tourbus. But he hadn't seen Sophy while he was with Jakey, which was very, VERY good.Edited by user 16 February 2010 11:30:13(UTC)
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Jakey: That girl freaks me OUT! And yeah. Whorebus is probably pretty accurate when you think about it.. |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: That girl freaks me OUT! And yeah. Whorebus is probably pretty accurate when you think about it.. Davey:That could be a show haha |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: That girl freaks me OUT! And yeah. Whorebus is probably pretty accurate when you think about it.. Joshy : Yeh, y'know, with all those groupies .... And that secret back room - he was screaming at himself, in his head, to stop thinking about it. |
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bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: That girl freaks me OUT! And yeah. Whorebus is probably pretty accurate when you think about it.. Joshy : Yeh, y'know, with all those groupies .... And that secret back room - he was screaming at himself, in his head, to stop thinking about it. Jakey: No, seriously. Some of those girls I brought back were actually whores. Haha. Still, we had a good time, didn't we (:? |
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old.gregg wrote:bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: That girl freaks me OUT! And yeah. Whorebus is probably pretty accurate when you think about it.. Joshy : Yeh, y'know, with all those groupies .... And that secret back room - he was screaming at himself, in his head, to stop thinking about it. Jakey: No, seriously. Some of those girls I brought back were actually whores. Haha. Still, we had a good time, didn't we (:? Davey:Jimmy hires them to clean the bus |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: No, seriously. Some of those girls I brought back were actually whores. Haha. Still, we had a good time, didn't we (:? Joshy : Yeh, best time I've had in a long time .... and Davey, wouldn't whores get the bus dirty? ;) Edited by user 16 February 2010 11:54:25(UTC)
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bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: No, seriously. Some of those girls I brought back were actually whores. Haha. Still, we had a good time, didn't we (:? Joshy : Yeh, best time I've had in a long time .... and Davey, wouldn't whores get the bus dirty? ;) Davey:Not these ones, Kit wouldn't even touch 'em haha |
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Jakey: Yes. Nimrods - you know how to throw a party. I'm gonna head back to the tour bus soon, I think. Pretty tired, haha. Still, I'll stay just a little bit longer. |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Yes. Nimrods - you know how to throw a party. I'm gonna head back to the tour bus soon, I think. Pretty tired, haha. Still, I'll stay just a little bit longer. Joshy : Yeh it is getting pretty late, but it's been great seeing you .... And I want to see some more of you .... shut up, brain! He tried to silently plead Jakey to sneak him on, just anything to get him there with him. |
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Jakey: ...Joshy, you're coming to play on the whorebus, aren't you?
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: ...Joshy, you're coming to play on the whorebus, aren't you?
Jakey knew it was suspicious, but he didn't care. Joshy : Could do with a night away .... Thinking of his flat with Roxy and Mikki, smelly and the size of a postage stamp, or his "second home" with babies screaming, Bikki screaming louder and Sophy hiding around every corner, plus he'd just explained that he enjoyed the "whorebus", this wasn't actually all that suspicious.Joshy : .... let's go! |
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Jakey and Joshy left the Dirty Bastard. Inside the fAthOmcOptOr, Jakey kissed Joshy. |
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Davey:That wasn't suspicious at all
Jimmy:Let's get naked! Jimmy takes all his clothes off how are you ladies doing? |
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Jonathan: CHRIST!!! IS GETTING NAKED THE F****ING LAW AROUND HERE?! I'VE SEEN PROBABLY 5 PEOPLE NAKED IN THE PAST FEW DAYS!!! Ibrihim: Not to mention a certain 2 people would've had a bulge somewhere around their groin if they saw that naked chick jonathan talked about. Yaqub: Well, dontcha know that PARTYIN'! IS MY BUSINESS! AND BUSINESS IS GOOD! PARTYIN'! IS MY BUSINESS! AND BUSINESS IS GOOOOOOOOOOOD! Ismail: BAD MEGADETH PARODY! Yaqub: Shut up! Jonathan: *Facepalm* Edited by user 17 February 2010 15:26:41(UTC)
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Bikki and Sophy walk in.
Bikki : What are you doing bringing me out late?
Sophy : Fuck knows. If your kids wake up, my Jimmy can deal with it. Have some fucking fun.
Mikki : Hey whore.
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Jonathan: Oh hi Sophy. I think i saw one of those assholes that lit me on fucking fire... Sent one of my bandmates next to him while he was chatting, i found out his name was jakey... Did you hear about a guy being set on fire a while ago? that was me...
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