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Sophy : What the fuck, are you OK!? That Jakey Comatose, he's good for nothing, he makes people worship him and feel sorry for him when he screws himself up. James : Hey, he's a good guy! Sophy : And who asked you, freak? Mikki : Jakey asked us. And he's hot enough for me! Sophy : He isn't here, he's probably fucking Futrell while Raven's destroying herself .... anyway. Back to where I started. Are you OK? Edited by user 17 February 2010 16:25:02(UTC)
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bikz wrote:Sophy : What the fuck, are you OK!? That Jakey Comatose, he's good for nothing, he makes people worship him and feel sorry for him when he screws himself up.
James : Hey, he's a good guy!
Sophy : And who asked you, freak?
Mikki : Jakey asked us. And he's hot enough for me!
Sophy : He isn't here, he's probably fucking Futrell while Raven's destroying herself .... anyway. Back to where I started. Are you OK? Jonathan: It was a while ago... Yaqub: our first damn show. We reaaaaaaaally have lots of self control, cuz we didn't beat the shit out of him. Jonathan: It was only the next day i actually found out i was on fire... I thought ghostly rabbits were jumping around me, trying to eat me! I didn't know you back then, though. I found out he did it with some guy called Billy. They set me on fire with a fart. And it wasn't pleasant looking at the ass of who was providing his vile-smelling fart while they were setting me on fire with a fart and a lighter. About the ghost rabbits? Man, we were NEVER so fucked up before, i don't know what got into us. i guess we just wanted to amaze people, but even if we weren't high... They STILL would've and must've HATED us! I don't know what the fuck we did wrong. some people set our banner that we worked hard on to flame. I found out. I tell you, if i was that fucked up the next morning i would be hunting them like animals. Only after i found out what happened though, because hangovers work wonders. BTW, yaqub, did you see him go anywhere with anybody? Yaqub: Yeah, some "Joshy" guy. Jonathan: Once i heard about that... thing with you wanting some information to expose shit about Jakey. well him and Joshy are probably fucking each other by now. Never been so... angry. At least i have another subject for a song. Oh and, whoever said the asshole's hot, i think he's a faggot. I mean, they passed by me while they were going somewhere private. I'm surprised they didn't take long and fuck each other there and then. Then Yaqub said that jakey said something very suspicious. Now you've got lotsa evidence for... yaqub what'd they call it? Yaqub: A whorebus... Jonathan: *continues what yaqub is saying* News article or whatever the hell it is. Edited by user 18 February 2010 06:44:57(UTC)
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Jimmy and Davey walk in, both naked as usual
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Jimmy:Someones happy, you get your wank sucked or something? |
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Jimmy:Oh I see, well you always have me on your side in a fight
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Oh I see, well you always have me on your side in a fight
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old.gregg wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Oh I see, well you always have me on your side in a fight
Davey bursts into uncontrollable laughter Jakey: Oi, Davey, he may be small but he's strong to the trunk. Good to have you man. Let's see if we can't get a good old fashioned bar brawl going on here... Jimmy:On of the things I know how to start. Jimmy grabs 4 bottles of AbsolutJimmy:We each drink two of these,then we attempt to piss on someone's foot, next thing youk now we've got a fight. |
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The Nimrods wrote:old.gregg wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Oh I see, well you always have me on your side in a fight
Davey bursts into uncontrollable laughter Jakey: Oi, Davey, he may be small but he's strong to the trunk. Good to have you man. Let's see if we can't get a good old fashioned bar brawl going on here... Jimmy:On of the things I know how to start. Jimmy grabs 4 bottles of AbsolutJimmy:We each drink two of these,then we attempt to piss on someone's foot, next thing youk now we've got a fight. Jakey: Well. I lit a fart on fire, but that's just me (; |
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Jimmy:This works too, we need Burritos, lots of Burritos. |
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Jimmy:We should have a foursome with Joshy and Reagan
Davey:*facepalm* He's um,what's the word.Sexually deprived
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old.gregg wrote:The Nimrods wrote:old.gregg wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Oh I see, well you always have me on your side in a fight
Davey bursts into uncontrollable laughter Jakey: Oi, Davey, he may be small but he's strong to the trunk. Good to have you man. Let's see if we can't get a good old fashioned bar brawl going on here... Jimmy:On of the things I know how to start. Jimmy grabs 4 bottles of AbsolutJimmy:We each drink two of these,then we attempt to piss on someone's foot, next thing youk now we've got a fight. Jakey: Well. I lit a fart on fire, but that's just me (; Jonathan: You didn't just light a fucking FART on fire, you lit ME on fire! Ismail: Nobody ever threatened to beat you up, where the fuck did you hear that? Yaqub: It wasn't one of us... Jonathan: He speaks for me also.
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Jakey: I apologise for that, I do believe I was high at the time. I've also heard you're trying to sell a story on me. That's been done before. Far too many times. You could tell people I have a fetish for killing small animals, and PETA would be on my ass in five minutes. Do people take these stories seriously? Yeah. Do people I CARE about take these stories seriously? Fuck no. |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: I apologise for that, I do believe I was high at the time. I've also heard you're trying to sell a story on me. That's been done before. Far too many times. You could tell people I have a fetish for killing small animals, and PETA would be on my ass in five minutes. Do people take these stories seriously? Yeah. Do people I CARE about take these stories seriously? Fuck no. Jimmy:Hey you can't use the high excuse!That's the shittiest one! |
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The Nimrods wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: I apologise for that, I do believe I was high at the time. I've also heard you're trying to sell a story on me. That's been done before. Far too many times. You could tell people I have a fetish for killing small animals, and PETA would be on my ass in five minutes. Do people take these stories seriously? Yeah. Do people I CARE about take these stories seriously? Fuck no. Jimmy:Hey you can't use the high excuse!That's the shittiest one! Jakey: Well, their band was shockingly awful too. Something had to bring an end to that NOISE so me and Billy took it into our own hands. No doubt drugs and booze played their part, though. |
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Jimmy:Like when I broke their stuff! |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Like when I broke their stuff! Jakey: Oh yeah! It's all coming back to me now, hahahah. |
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old.gregg wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Like when I broke their stuff! Jakey: Oh yeah! It's all coming back to me now, hahahah. Jonathan: Please. Shut the fuck up about that. I vow never to fuck myself up that bad again, ok? Wait... What do you think i would be better off with? Coke or Heroin? Isn't Heroin a depressant? Edited by user 18 February 2010 12:40:11(UTC)
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