OOC:This takes place yesterday even though it's obviously Tuesday or in the UK people's case I think it's almost Wednesday.This is from Jimmy's POV
Morning
You know it's gonna be a pretty fucked up day when you wake up stoned next to some redhead you don't know who obviously isn't your girlfriend.Sadly, that's how I woke up.She was beautiful, definitely someone I would ask out if I wasn't engaged with 2 kids.She definitely was a sight,bright red hair, about as long as mine, down to her chest.The most beautiful green eyes, long legs,obviously she was taller than me I'm 5'3, and of course since I'm a guy I had to consider this.....really big tits.I watched her sleep for about a minute 'til I woke her up. "Oh my God it's Jimmy Him!Holy shit I fucked Jimmy Him!" let me tell you, waking up to a girl screaming is NOT fun!"Can you shut up!" I said.She looked a bit offended "Well someones grumpy,are you hungry?"I was but I'm 100 percent sure if I ate I'd throw up so I said no and sent her packing.After locking the door to my new house in London, I grabbed a beer and my bong, drinking the entire bottle in about 30 seconds.After like 10 tokes I was thoroughly stoned and felt like going out so I got dressed.As I walked to my room on the other side of my house I looked at the walls, pictures of me and my family, the band on tour,and 30 gold records.I thought to myself "What did I do to earn all of this, I'm just a stupid junkie."I put on my clothes and smoked a joint in the garage before heading over to a spot I recently discovered.
Noon:The Group
When I first moved to England I found 2 things,sluts,and heroin.Both of which I was hopelessly addicted to.My arms were already starting to bruise.Thing is, my girlfriend would kill me if she found out,I wouldn't see my kids,to be honest I'd probably kill myself.But heroin just gave me the rush I hadn't had in a really long time.In England I didn't have friends, I had followers.A bunch of punks and metal heads that were fans.I wasn't really fond of any of them, but the guys let me fuck their girlfriends,the girls fucked me whenever I felt like fucking,and they all gave me that sweet sweet heroin for absolutely nothing but my time, which I had a whole bunch of seeing as I don't tour 'til next month.We had a warehouse with a bunch of couches,TVs,a few fridges,some games, basically anything a stoner would want.And of course a GIANT stereo system.We all just sat around smoking fags until some slut named Kate brought out the smack.I tied my belt around my arm,grabbed a needle that was clean of course, and closed my eyes as I pulled the plunger.It was liquid ecstasy,it felt like an orgasm,and I of all people should know.After coming down enough to function of after a few minutes I lit up a fag and started flirting with a cute blond. "Wanna go back to my place?" I asked."No," she said "lets go to the back of the room." I obliged,grabbed a few needles, and to her to a couch, my shirt was off and my pants were being undone even before we got there.......
Night
After climaxing I passed out for what I assume was around half an hour.I woke up naked on top of the blond who I didn't know the name of.This was a bit odd because the couch wasn't very big so I got up and put my pants back on.I walked back over to the group and shot up again.We smoked some more fags,then I decided it was time I went home.When I got there,there were 4 girls and 2 guys outside my house. "Fucking security." I thought to myself.However, I also thought to myself that these people were drop-dead gorgeous and invited them in.We watched movies and got drunk so I decided to break out the bong again.After being really baked we all started getting a bit horny and decided to start snogging right then and there.Me being a Nimrod, obviously I was naked.However,one of the guys went over to get one of my several dozen boxes of condoms and spied my first gold record.He thought it would be smart to throw it.I heard the crash while I was in the middle of pleasing a brunette and immediately stopped."What's the big idea?" she said."Fuck off" I replied angrily.I ran as fast as my short legs could carry me and pounced on that motherfucker like a lion on a zebra.Before I knew it my knuckles were bloody and the girls were screaming with the other guy pulling me of of him. "Get the fuck out of my house!" I screamed at them.After threatening to pull out a gun I didn't have, I noticed one of the girls was still getting her things.It was a cute brunette with eyes that matched her hair."Actually, you can stay." I said.I was all dirty and my hand was bloody and I guess she noticed both" Gross, you look pretty shitty right now." she said. "Let's get you cleaned up."She was naked before we got through the bathroom door.Afterwords,I went to sleep realizing that if my girlfriend figured out was was going on here she'd probably kill me.Hopefully she won't show up anytime soon because my house was covered in drug paraphernalia and smelled like weed and sex.I closed my eyes with one last thought "Fuck Mondays."
