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Offline The Nimrods  
#21 Posted : 05 March 2010 08:55:14(UTC)
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OOC:Bikz/Jesus you should do one of these thingies with Elliot with the whole Joshy+Jakey thing
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline bikz  
#22 Posted : 05 March 2010 10:02:06(UTC)
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Bikki wasn't sure what to say. She would love Jimmy to move in with her .... be a proper married with kids couple, like Alex and KamiKate with Nikki and the bump, or Jason and Cat with Skye, or even - to some extent - Jimmy Bishop and Sophy with Jimi and JD. It wasn't healthy for them living apart, and Joshy seeing more of the kids than Jimmy did. She wished she had Sophy's strength of character to just say yes on these conditions, but Bikki was a lot weaker.
Bikki : Yes - sorry, it's a lot to take in, but yes - I'd love to.
She held on to Jimmy, smiling, as if she was never going to let go. She went off to feed the two girls, happy that things were looking up.
Unfortunately, a few minutes later, all was to fall into disarray ....

Sophy took Amber down the stairs. She picked up a half-finished needle and a condom off the floor and pocketed them in a plastic bag, taking pictures for extra evidence. She was in luck - Amber was dressed like a slut, wearing so little that the marks of where she'd stuck her skag were clear as day. And that's what Jimmy would get, all he deserved .... a crack whore who walked right into rat traps.
Timo was the first to notice. He pointed at Amber.

Timo : Who that lady?
Jimmy : Oh. She's - my friend.
Timo : Daddy girlfwend?
Amber smiled and patted the little boy's head. 11 months old and smarter than his mother - ha, well what do you expect. It was time to get going. She addressed herself directly to Timo, rather than to Jimmy or Sophy "Bikki".
Amber : Yes, I'm Daddy's girlfriend.
Bikki overheard, put the babies down, and ran in, still topless - looking like a true Nimrodette.
Bikki : What was that?
Timo : That lady say is Daddy girlfwend.
Sophy : But she told me that she's his cousin!
Bikki : Sophy, what is going on?
Amber : I thought your name was .... WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU PULLED!?
Timo : What the fuck ....
Bikki : Why do they always repeat the wrong things - Soph, take Timo and the girls to the car. They don't need to see this.

((OOC : Trust me, it'll happen! ;) Jakaven/Jakoshy is the new Bikimmy/Bikoshy.))
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#23 Posted : 05 March 2010 10:27:12(UTC)
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Jimmy stood frozen staring at Bikki's rack for a good 10 seconds before realizing what was going on, almost instantly coming down from his high and throwing up on the floor.
Jimmy:Haven't seen that in a while.Oh um I must be coming down with something
Amber:Yeah skag sickness
Bikki:WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jimmy:Sorry it's just
Amber:It's just he wants a real woman who doesn't look like a fucking leper OOC:Bikki I don't think you look like a leper you're pretty :)
Bikki:Bitch shut the fuck up!
Jimmy:Yeah
Bikki:Jimmy shut up I'll deal with you in a second.I know you did not just say that.
Amber:What?Jealous that your husband wants to fuck me more than you?
Jimmy:Hold on a second...
Bikki:Oh,that's why I had two of his kids
Amber:Don't think I didn't see the third one, who's is that SLAG

Bikki was pissed off and sad at the same time, how could she have agreed to live with Jimmy and then this happen.It's like everything went wrong in a good moment.She was also ready to claw Amber's eyes out for being a homewrecker but she wanted to attack Jimmy at the same time, which she probably could because he's so small.

Jimmy:Both of you shut up!Look amber I don't want you!I don't love or even really like you.I used you for two things, sex and drugs.But Bikki is a million times more important and I'll never love ANYONE more than her.Bikki even if you don't forgive me I still love you,I guess being away from you so long stopped my need to clean myself up when I was around you.It was obvious from the start that I'd probably relapse but I didn't mean to cheat on you.I don't really have an excuse for that except an extremely powerful sex drive.As for skag, I've only been back on it for a week or so and I can still kick it.If you leave me I can almost guarantee I'll be dead within the next week.Please don't go I need you, the kids,even Sophy because frankly she spies on me and just seeing her reminds me of you.

Jimmy drops to his knees and hugs Bikki around the legs not unlike their son and starts crying.

Jimmy:Don't go *sobs*
Amber:What a bitch

OOC:CATFIGHT CATFIGHT! Seriously though try to reply faster I don't wanna have to go to sleep before I see the next one haha.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline bikz  
#24 Posted : 05 March 2010 10:48:50(UTC)
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Bikki wanted to claw Amber to pieces, maybe even Jimmy as well. Despite both of the others having advantage in height and weight, Bikki was a contortionist, she knew a few moves .... but she hated fights .... and she couldn't hurt Jimmy.
Bikki : Jimmy, I couldn't leave you. I trust that you don't want anything to do with her - or drugs - any more. I said I'd move in ....
Having locked the kids in the car, Sophy stood in the doorway.
Sophy : You can't, Bikz.
Bikki : Why can't I?
Sophy : Joshy and I take care of you. Jimmy won't.
Amber : Damn right, we all know who he really wants, and who's this Joshy?
Bikki : NOBODY ASKED YOU TO SPEAK!
Sophy : I have evidence. I could throw this to the tabloids - I could save your life, Bikki. Joshy is who really loves ....
Bikki : Joshy loves me, but ....
Amber : See? Joshy loves her. Not Jimmy, who loves me.
Bikki : DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? DO YOU NEED YOUR MOUTH GAGGED OR WHAT!? Sophy. I want to save my marriage. Please let me.
Amber : Go ahead and try, but I'll still be here, and Jimmy will always be into drugs.
Bikki was seething now - she couldn't stay still. Twisting her body round and jumping up, she tried out a "flying ninja kick" at Amber's head. Before she could get up, she remembered how Nick once attacked Sophy, but with no knife available, she took one of Sophy's stiletto shoes and stabbed it into the back of Amber's neck.
The two spectators were shocked. Jimmy had never seen Bikki act violent, and Sophy hadn't seen any violence from Bikki since college - and, of course, she hadn't forgotten Nick's attack on her. This must be total madness for Bikki ....
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Offline The Nimrods  
#25 Posted : 05 March 2010 10:58:55(UTC)
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Amber collapsed.Jimmy screamed a more scary demonic scream then he ever had in his music.
Jimmy:Holy shit Bikki! You killed her!You killed her! Herranjumala se on niin pelottava! (oh my god this is so scary!)

At this very moment Davey had opened the door and was the only person (with the exception of Timo in the car) who understood him.They both instantly began speaking rapid Swedish and finally faced Bikki and Sophy.
Jimmy:What do we do, Bikki you stabbed someone in the neck, I won't let you go to prison!Even if she isn't dead she'll press charges or something!
Bikki:I know, I'm sorry!I got carried away and I was so upset!
Sophy:Jimmy you're just lucky it wasn't you!
Jimmy:Sophy not right now, there's an unconscious woman on my floor and we need to call an ambulance!Davey Piilota heroiinin meidän soittaa ambulanssi ja mahdollisesti poliisille (Hide the heroin we need to call the ambulance and possibly the cops)
Timo:*from the car* MOMMY! Olen nälkä! (I'm hungry)
Jimmy:He's hungry Bikki, you really should learn Finnish, go breat feed him, Sophy,Davey,and I will fix this, oh and put a top on for God sakes Davey's drooling.
Davey:Jimmy's hard
Jimmy:Not the point we need to do something.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline bikz  
#26 Posted : 05 March 2010 11:21:00(UTC)
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Bikki went out to take care of the kids. Sophy called up 999, and smiled knowingly as she saw Amber take a few weak breaths.
Sophy : Comatose, she won't die if the ambulance comes soon. I've had worse - Nick is stronger and had a sharper weapon - and I survived. And despite putting me in a short coma and giving Kash a brain aneurysm on the same day, Nickola didn't even spend a night in the cells, she was just pronounced insane.
Jimmy : But Bikki isn't that mad.
Sophy : Amber - look at those scars. I doubt that there's any medical history of diabetes, somehow. As long as you have proof that she was using heroin ....
Sophy took the plastic bag out of her pocket.
Sophy : .... which you do, as this will have her fingerprints on it, she'd get off worse. Using Class A drugs has higher penalties than stabbing someone with a shoe. If she even tries to press charges, it won't be worth it. I'll tell her this when she's up, and make a deal - Bikki gets off free, she'll get off free.
Jimmy : Thankyou!
Sophy : How can you ever repay me? You are not going to hurt my sister. Whether you move in together or not - that's down to you two - you will not touch illegal drugs, or other women. Bik's a fragile girl. You will also help Timo and Freyja grow up well, and be there for them as much as Bikki is. Oh, and one more thing ....
Sophy held Jimmy up against a wall.
Sophy : .... this isn't necessary, you don't have to get on with me, but it might be useful, being as I'll be around, k? ;)

Edited by user 05 March 2010 11:25:00(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
joshy, neon bras and full frontal neck nuzzling | blacked out by sean smith's neck | startled by joshy's furry presence
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#27 Posted : 05 March 2010 11:32:04(UTC)
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Jimmy was rather terrified being pinned against a wall by Sophy and thought it was worse than having sex with her by accident.He managed to wriggle free of her tiny grip.
Jimmy:Do men count ;?
He was joking but Sophy wasn't
Sophy:No!And in return Bikki will stay faithful.
Bikki returns with the kids
Timo:hallo Daddy!
Jimmy:Hei Timo, guess what?You get your own room!I bought you a crib and everything!
Timo:Yay!Cwib!
Bikki:They need to go down for their naps.
Jimmy:OK let's put them down together, for the first time might I add.
Bikki smiled and gently kissed Jimmy before he stopped her
Jimmy:Not in front of the kids haha
Jimmy and Bikki put the babies in their rooms which Jimmy already had painted.After saying goodnight to the babies Jimmy stared at Bikki with a lustful look in his eye.
Jimmy:I haven't shown you my room ;) Sophy took care of Amber.
Bikki:You're right I haven't, why don't you show me now?
Jimmy gets naked in all of five seconds
Jimmy:All right then!


OOC:I think you do one more post and then I wrap it up.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline bikz  
#28 Posted : 05 March 2010 11:54:56(UTC)
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The ambulance turned up ....
Paramedic : Any of her family here?
Sophy debated mentioning that she's "Jimmy's cousin", smiling to herself at the thought.
Sophy : Nope. Nobody knows her.
Amber went off. Sophy got in her car, knowing she wasn't needed. She quickly drove around London, looking for somewhere to pick up more guys ....

.... meanwhile, back at Jimmy's. Bikki kissed all three of the babies goodnight and walked back to Jimmy's room. Her phone rang.

Bikki : Hello .... yes, Brygida's OK, so are the others .... Jimmy's great, just how I like him .... I'll be back soon .... tell Roxy about your new shoes, I'm tied up.
She put the phone down.
Bikki : Sorry, worried parent on the line. I think you've been one of those!
Jimmy laughed, yes, he had - but was hypnotised soon enough by Bikki shaking off a few milk stains, and moving her hips as she dressed down.
Bikki : I'm a Nimrods fangirl, got to finish the look! ;)

((OOC : Hope this was OK, wasn't entirely sure what to say!))

Edited by user 05 March 2010 12:04:12(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#29 Posted : 05 March 2010 12:09:21(UTC)
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Jimmy once again just stared for a moment before quite literally pouncing on Bikki.About two hours later he sat up in bed and started talking.
Jimmy:Where's Sophy
Bikki:I have no idea,does it really matter right now
Jimmy:No but she did threaten me and will beat me up unless we stay faithful to each other.I promise.
Bikki:Me too, I should go feed the babies.
Bikki goes off to feed the kids, meanwhile Davey comes into Jimmy's room.
Davey:This room smells like sex *sniffs the air* milk, what the fuck you kinky bastard
Jimmy:She's an animal dude.
Davey:Are you really gonna not cheat on her?
Jimmy:Yeah
Davey:What about the drugs?
Jimmy:She's my drug :)
Davey:Are you just bullshitting me or are you for real?
Jimmy:I swear man It's like when we started dating
Davey:Alright dude, I'll kick your ass if you fuck up
Jimmy:I'd want you to anyway
Davey:So how was it?
Jimmy:I'm surprised she can walk.
Davey:Can you get up?
Jimmy:I don't wanna walk around with wood dude there are children here.
Davey:Oh OK.

Bikki returns
Bikki:Hi Davey, get out
Jimmy:Again?I haven't even...
Bikki pounces on Jimmy and Davey watches from the door way like a perv

OOC:I wonder what Sophy's plot twist is lol, also I had to throw on the modhat if you don't mind.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline The Nimrods  
#30 Posted : 05 March 2010 12:10:29(UTC)
The Nimrods
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OOC:Never mind didn't see sophy's last part
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

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